Earth Walker
June 3rd, 2001, 11:24 AM
The problem is the Republikans she said to me
The answer is easy if you have Strategery
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to leave the Whitehouse
She said it's not really my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to leave the Whitehouse
Fifty ways to leave the Whitehouse
Just slip out the door, George
Make a dead run, Son
Just don't forget Dick, Slick
And get yourself gone
Hop on the bus, Lush
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, please
And set us all free
She said it grieves me so much to see you in such pain
Maybe someday the Supreme Court will make you smile again
I said I appreciate that and would you please explain
About the fifty ways
She said why don't we both just sleep on it tonight
But if you pack now you could be on the road at first light.
And then she kissed me and I realized that she was probably right
There must be fifty ways to leave the Whitehouse
Fifty ways to leave the Whitehouse
Just slip out the door, George
Make a dead run, Son
Just don't forget Dick, Slick
And get yourself gone
Hop on the bus, Lush
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, please
And set us all free
EVERYBODY MUST GET TAXED
Well, they'll tax you when you're tryin' to be so good
They'll tax you just like they said they would
They'll tax you when you're tryin' to go ho-home
Then they'll tax you when you're all alone
But I would not feel so all relaxed
Everybody must get taxed
Well, they'll tax you when you're walkin' long the street
They'll tax you when you're tryin' to keep your seat
They'll tax you when you're walkin' the floor
They'll tax you when you're walkin' to the door
But I would not feel so all relaxed
Everybody must get taxed
Well, they'll tax you when you're at the breakfast table
They'll tax you when you're young and able
They'll tax you when you're tryin' to make a buck
They'll tax you and then they'll say "Good Luck"
But I would not feel so all relaxed
Everybody must get taxed
Well, they'll tax you and say that it's the end
They'll tax you and then they'll come back again
They'll tax you when you're ridin' in your car
They'll tax you when you're playin' your guitar
They'll tax you when you walk all alone
They'll tax you when you're walkin' home
They'll tax you and say that you are brave
They'll tax you when you're set down in your grave
But I would not feel so all relaxed
Everybody must get taxed
$$$ After a $1.6 Trillion Dollar Tax Cut, all I got was this
lousy T-shirt! $$$
To believe what you see is to be deceived.
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Reject all illusions of social harmony.
The answer is easy if you have Strategery
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to leave the Whitehouse
She said it's not really my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to leave the Whitehouse
Fifty ways to leave the Whitehouse
Just slip out the door, George
Make a dead run, Son
Just don't forget Dick, Slick
And get yourself gone
Hop on the bus, Lush
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, please
And set us all free
She said it grieves me so much to see you in such pain
Maybe someday the Supreme Court will make you smile again
I said I appreciate that and would you please explain
About the fifty ways
She said why don't we both just sleep on it tonight
But if you pack now you could be on the road at first light.
And then she kissed me and I realized that she was probably right
There must be fifty ways to leave the Whitehouse
Fifty ways to leave the Whitehouse
Just slip out the door, George
Make a dead run, Son
Just don't forget Dick, Slick
And get yourself gone
Hop on the bus, Lush
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, please
And set us all free
EVERYBODY MUST GET TAXED
Well, they'll tax you when you're tryin' to be so good
They'll tax you just like they said they would
They'll tax you when you're tryin' to go ho-home
Then they'll tax you when you're all alone
But I would not feel so all relaxed
Everybody must get taxed
Well, they'll tax you when you're walkin' long the street
They'll tax you when you're tryin' to keep your seat
They'll tax you when you're walkin' the floor
They'll tax you when you're walkin' to the door
But I would not feel so all relaxed
Everybody must get taxed
Well, they'll tax you when you're at the breakfast table
They'll tax you when you're young and able
They'll tax you when you're tryin' to make a buck
They'll tax you and then they'll say "Good Luck"
But I would not feel so all relaxed
Everybody must get taxed
Well, they'll tax you and say that it's the end
They'll tax you and then they'll come back again
They'll tax you when you're ridin' in your car
They'll tax you when you're playin' your guitar
They'll tax you when you walk all alone
They'll tax you when you're walkin' home
They'll tax you and say that you are brave
They'll tax you when you're set down in your grave
But I would not feel so all relaxed
Everybody must get taxed
$$$ After a $1.6 Trillion Dollar Tax Cut, all I got was this
lousy T-shirt! $$$
To believe what you see is to be deceived.
**********************************
Reject all illusions of social harmony.