Kiya
June 5th, 2001, 09:46 AM
Most of these came from one of the boards in Witchvox, they were so good I had to share! :bigredgri
You're just jealous because the voices talk to me
My karma ran over my dogma
We have enough youth, how about a Fountain of Smart?
The universe is packed by weight, not volume. Some shifting of contents may have occurred during shipping.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
Time is the best teacher. Unfortunately, it kills all of its students.
Witches' parking only. All others will be toad.
That was Zen. This is Tao.
Get a taste for religion - lick a Witch! (I can’t help it – I think this is hilarious!)
My other car is a broom
Atheism is a Non-Prophet Organization
I'm trying to find myself, If I should get back before I return, please ask me to wait.
Vegetarian: Primitive word for "lousy hunter
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
You're just jealous because the voices talk to me
My karma ran over my dogma
We have enough youth, how about a Fountain of Smart?
The universe is packed by weight, not volume. Some shifting of contents may have occurred during shipping.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
Time is the best teacher. Unfortunately, it kills all of its students.
Witches' parking only. All others will be toad.
That was Zen. This is Tao.
Get a taste for religion - lick a Witch! (I can’t help it – I think this is hilarious!)
My other car is a broom
Atheism is a Non-Prophet Organization
I'm trying to find myself, If I should get back before I return, please ask me to wait.
Vegetarian: Primitive word for "lousy hunter
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.