Your Dream Girl - a Poll For the Boys

[Ben Trismegistus]

Flora Cove just wondered aloud in the Dream Guy thread how cheerleaders would fare in a similar poll for the guys.

So let's see -- Guys (lesbians and bisexual gals can vote too), what's your "type"?

(Disclaimer: This, like the Dream Guy thread, is a completely shallow discussion and meant purely for amusement. We all realize that the best real women are combinations of some or all of these aspects.)

[Ahautenites]

My ideal girl is Claudia Black.... beautiful long brown hair, gorgeous physique, and the wonderful Aussie accent.

[Rain Gnosis]

Angelina Jolie. Charlize Theron is lovely too but doesn't have the attitude and kickass'ness and kookiness Jolie has.

[Semele]

Strangely enough, all females replying for now. could it be that women know more about what they really want!!?

[Ahautenites]

**chuckles** I noticed that, too. Maybe I should've waited for some males to reply before I leaped into the conversation.

[Rain Gnosis]

meh, there were only 2 replies at the time. :)

[Ben Trismegistus]

Um, this is incredibly weird. I was in the middle of writing this thread when I realized it was lunchtime. I had finished the post itself, and was working on the poll. I left the poll editor open on my computer when I went to lunch. It's still open.

I never posted the thread. Weird huh?

Anyway, I'm working on one with an actual poll. Coming right up.

[Toad]

You know...I will prolley get the moans and groans....but...

I am married to my dream girl.

Seriously...

I will admit that other women are nice to look at, none of them hold any real intrest for me. I guess even after being married for 10 years I am still just head over heels in love withmy wife.

Corny? Prolley...but I care not. ;)

[Rain Gnosis]

the post posts before you do the poll.

I noticed that before when I responded to a thread before someone did the poll for it.

[Ben Trismegistus]

Ah I see what happens. When I finished the post itself, it uploaded to the forum. Then the poll editor adds the poll when I'm done.

So, here's the poll - VOTE!

[Nyarlathotep]

I picked the girl next door, although I've had a crush on her since the -eigth- grade. ^ ^;

[Toad]

Ahh...I see now Ben...

Where is my other option? :razz:

[13thChylde]

Angelina Jolie gets my vote, as well!! I LOVE her. Billy Bob is a complete idiot. I missed her interview last week but a friend taped it for me so I get to watch her tonight...drool.http://www.mysticwicks.com/images/smilies2/drool.gif

I also have a thing for Tori Amos. And Michelle Yow (sp?) from Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. And Lucy Liu.

I'm a woman, btw. http://www.mysticwicks.com/images/smilies2/tongue3.gif

Willow

[Ben Trismegistus]

Ahh...I see now Ben...

Where is my other option? :razz:

I'm sorry Toad, your answer is simply too hoaky to include in the poll.

*ducks and runs* :lol:

[Rain Gnosis]

How could you *not* look at Thornton (sp?) and think he's gross.

I don't even know what happened between them, but sheesh.

[Rain Gnosis]

*raises hand* I agree with Ben on that. ;)

[~ Monk ~]

Hmm, this is a tough one. At one point or another, all of the choices sans the "High Powered Woman" have been appealing to me...:hmmmmm:

[~ Monk ~]

One thing's for certain - if Angelina Jolie needed to find a date (yeah right) she'd have no problem finding one here! :D

[Ahautenites]

I find it interesting that when I responded to the girl's thread, I said I preferred a powerful businessman type. And yet, when I replied here, I was only interested in someone beautiful. I think I just did a disservice to my gender....

[WandererInGray]

Angelina Jolie gets my vote, as well!!

And Michelle Yow (sp?) from Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon.

*grins and nods in agreement* I thin Angelina Jolie is pretty sexy too. Love Tomb Raider!

And Michelle Yow is very pretty, though I always think that Asian women are incredibly lovely.

[Toad]

I'm sorry Toad, your answer is simply too hoaky to include in the poll.

*ducks and runs* :lol:


I see how you are...though I cant argue with ya. =) Guess you have to count me in as agreeing.

Actually I posted before the poll went up so lets see...if I had to pick from your list here. I have to say give me the librarian. I have always liked smart women. I may like to look at the cheerleader type...I very quickly grow bored when there is no brain there. Give me a woman I can argue with, learn from and will challenge me any day. =)

I vote librarian.

[~ Monk ~]

I voted "Earth Mother." I'm envisioning a combination of sexuality and spirituality.

[Ben Trismegistus]

I vote librarian.

As did I. The cheerleader types are more fun to watch walking by from an outdoor café. ;)

[~ Monk ~]

As did I. The cheerleader types are more fun to watch walking by from an outdoor café. ;)

:lol:
I sense a MW outing forming here...

[Semele]

Toad, you are just as cheesy as my husband. Cute though! As for the librarian??? Caro didn't seem librarianish at all to me, but I bet she does challenge you a lot.

[Toad]

Toad, you are just as cheesy as my husband. Cute though! As for the librarian??? Caro didn't seem librarianish at all to me, but I bet she does challenge you a lot.


Hehe...well she isnt quiet :lol: ...but...reserved (check), wears glasses (check - contacts actually), can quote poetry(check).

Ben you did forget one key element here...and no BS this is very important to me. Humor. A funny woman is a HUGE plus and very attractive to me...my wife is hysterical in an evil sort of way. :)

[Ben Trismegistus]

Ben you did forget one key element here...and no BS this is very important to me. Humor. A funny woman is a HUGE plus and very attractive to me...my wife is hysterical in an evil sort of way. :)

Absolutely. And actually, my wife considered a career as a librarian for awhile, before she realized that librarians don't get paid a living wage. ;)

And you're totally right about Humor -- there's nothing more important.

Of course, for the "librarian" archetype, I was thinking more along the lines of the "naughty librarian" type -- watch out when the glasses come off and the hair comes down! :heybaby:

[Toad]

Of course, for the "librarian" archetype, I was thinking more along the lines of the "naughty librarian" type -- watch out when the glasses come off and the hair comes down! :heybaby:

Oh yea...I was definetly thinking 'naughty librarian' ! :heybaby: :smoke:

[Theres]

why isn't there an 'All of the above' option? :smoke:

[Toad]

why isn't there an 'All of the above' option? :smoke:

'cause that would be WAY to easy Greenie! :)

[Xentor]

I'd look at sexy. I'd have fun with sexy. But no serious relationship. Sorry to all those pretty women in here.

I go for smart. I fall for intelligence. At least my equal, preferably smarter. If she's still sexy, I can cope with that. ;)

[Danustouch]

Weedles her way into the thread....not being actively bisexual (although still being able to know what is attractive to me) I would have voted a cross between the Librarian, and the earth mother. I don't necessarily think of her in terms of wearing a floral dress, but..I do generally find women who are nature oriented and aware, while having a great mind, and wearing "secretary glasses" to be fairly attractive. If I WERE a lesbian, or bi, that would be my type. I really can't describe her as well as I know her, if that makes sense. But..back when I was in college, there was this girl who totally fit this description. Half way between a hippy, and a librarian. Easily adapting to either roll. We were very close friends, and I often thought to myself..."If we weren't both straight, and if we weren't both born again christians"(which we were at the time) "I could easily see myself falling in love with her" She was that wonderful...that sexy. What I think it was instead, was a kind of "I wish I could be her" type deal :) She was kinda like...my idol. Everything I wanted to be :)

Anyway...Ben, as for the "Model" choice...I have to argue with the "Unattainable" part of it, to be honest. Though alot of us women LOVE to throw that into arguments. I'm letting you guys in on a secret here, and I hope I don't get lynched for it ...heh. But...working with models on a regular basis, i've just got to be honest here. Half of them are not NEAR as unattainable as you think. They aren't BORN models in most cases. Someone discovered them along the way..thought they had potential..slapped a bunch of fashion clothes, make up, hairstyles, etc onto them..and bam..there you have it...a Model. And many of them, are actually very normal girls...who are doing this as a way to make money. Just like any other job. In fact, it's often a sad fact, that models wind up alone, or in crappy relationships, either because their prospective boyfriends cannot deal with their jealousy, or the fact that in many cases, the model makes more in one day, than they do in a week. Or, because they have to travel so often. OR because men THINK they are unattainable, so are terrified of approaching them. Alot of times, men who DO approach them, treat them more like an ornament, or something to conquer and own, rather than a mate. So..alot of these girls are just like any other woman out there...looking for a good guy. I think their beauty, and their job itsself..having to be so beautiful all the time, so "outgoing" actually leaves them open to finding jerks even more often than us more "average" girls.

The ones who ARE unattainable, are often that way because they've become jaded, and hard. Suffered so many emotional blows, that they either stop caring, figure "If I can't beat em..I'll join em.". or build up a wall to make it SEEM like they've stopped caring. The ones who are naturally snobby, and naturally "unattainable" are quite rare in my experience :)

Incidentally, I know a couple good models, who really want to meet a nice guy :) hint hint :)

[Ben Trismegistus]

Well, that's what I meant -- the type of women that men think are way above them, or "unattainable". Obviously no one is technically unattainable.

But the thing about the model "type" is that part of what makes it attractive is the perceived unattainability.

[Danustouch]

:) Sometimes I wonder if men think they are unattainable, because us average women have tried long and hard to make men THINK they are unattainable, because of the whole competition factor. Believe me, there have been plenty enough times that I have used that in arguments with John..."You know...you think these chicks are so wonderful...but they are so fake, yadda yadda, they probably think they are gods gift to men..yadda yadda". I know..NOT fair play...but.. It's really a difficult thing sometimes, to compare with the "Traditional" ideal of beauty in society...so we try to pull some punches.....

Working with models has been a HUGE education process for me. I've met some really great girls, who are absolutely stunning, as well as very nice. And it's been REALLY difficult to dislike them. On the other hand, I've also met my share of the "Jaded" ones, too..which isn't so hard to dislike. If I could paint them all with one brush, it would make my life SO much easier..lol.

By the way, continuing with the "Being a traitor" thing that I'm doing here..heh... we do "Bio's" on all of our models, and two of the questions we ask in these bio's, are "Turn On's" and "Turn Offs". You'd be surprised at some of the answers. Amongst Turn Ons, you'll find

Confidence,
Sense of Humor
Intelligence
Cleanliness
Nice Smile/Nice Teeth
Strength
Looks nice in Jeans and Workboots
Nice abs
Strong Shoulders.
Romantic

and amongst turn offs, you'll find
Bad Breath
Cocky Attitude
Mama's Boys
Vanity
Sloppiness
Selfishness
Stupidity
Smoking
Nasty Language.
Lying
Racism.


So ...... as you see....most of the qualities you will find these women look for, or veer away from in men, are qualities that I think are pretty attainable.

So..you guys who are nervous about approaching a beautiful woman.....DONT BE! :) You may be just the guy she's looking for..

[Seren Mara]

I'm quite pleased by the result so far of this poll, as I myself am a librarian. I can't quote poetry, but I think I fulfil the rest of the criteria!

[Xentor]

Well, you quote Harry Potter. That's close enough. ;)

[Haruka2077]

*chuckle* Sure, on this poll I'm with the majority. Yup, I picked librarian. I'd love to find a smart, cute girl who loves to read, has a sense of humor- and a tolerant nature. :lol: But all I ever seem to find are pyschos. :geez:

[AmbivalentMirage]

My taste doesn't fit into any of these. :/

I like a girl who is smart, but not a genius. She has to be humble, but self-assured. Physically breathtaking, but she doesn't see it... She can make me feel important and needed. When she needs to, she can make me feel guilty but doesn't like to. She tries to help me even when she can't and even when she has bigger problems. She is always there to listen... She has to have an open mind, but decided opinions on big things. She needs to understand my emotions and be gentle. She must NOT make jokes when I'm trying to be serious... I hate that. She needs to keep her promises. She can't be self-hating or self-deprivating... but she needs to be able to see her personality flaws objectively. She can be domestic if she wants to be, but she'd rather be in the working world. She can't be happy just being my girlfriend/wife... she needs to be herself and and individual. She needs to have clear career goals. Faith, hope, and love. Those are MUSTS.

The biggest turn off? Girls who think that guys should be the ones to do all the work, self-improvement, and initiation in the relationship.

Turn on? When she treats me as her equal or is dominating... but in the sense that she takes initiative and doesn't want for me to do everything. I'm very passive, so passive girls go no where with me.

Mmm... dominatrix. ;)

...believe it or not, I've found the girl listed above. :)

[Psyche Ague]

My dream girl is either my ex, Julie, from France *sigh*, or Angelina Jolie. :hearthear

But I voted "Earth Mother," which I see as a Granola Girl-hippie type, which I definitely like. However, the two listed above do not fit into this category. *shrug*

Close seconds are the "bad girl" and "the goth."

[Selket]

Cowgirls. There's just something about cowgirls that makes me drool. Who knows. I'm also partial to dancers. :)

[mol]

You know...I will prolley get the moans and groans....but...

I am married to my dream girl.

Seriously...;)

No moans and groans here..I fell the same way. Semele is my dream girl! :D

[Ben Trismegistus]

Strength
Looks nice in Jeans and Workboots
Nice abs
Strong Shoulders.

So ...... as you see....most of the qualities you will find these women look for, or veer away from in men, are qualities that I think are pretty attainable.

Um. Ok, whatever you say. So as long as you look good in jeans and workboots, and have nice abs and strong shoulders, don't be intimidated by beautiful women!

/sarcasm

[CloakofStars9]

who doesnt think angelina jolie is hot??? :wtf::whatgives

as for the catagories, i fall into two of them, can u guess which ones?:devil:

[LightDancer]

I voted the earth mother, because that is one feature i find attractive, unless they are totally flakey;) but I also would've voted goth girl.....I guess it all depends on what kind of mood i'm in because both those choices are so COMPLETELY opposite from each other;)

I'm sure my husband would've been thrilled had there been an Asian twins option :lol: .......what is up with his obsession with Asian twins? :geez:

B*B
Jamie

[Dellit Tandannon]

goth girls are the sexiest creatures on the planet. hands down.

[Danustouch]

Um. Ok, whatever you say. So as long as you look good in jeans and workboots, and have nice abs and strong shoulders, don't be intimidated by beautiful women!

Ummm..but you also missed the other things, which were mentioned, apparently. Or just decided to axe them out. We all have physical qualities which attract us to another person. That stuff is the extraneous detail of life, in a person who is well rounded, and deep. I may like a guy with beautiful sparkling eyes. But..if I met a man who had cataracts over his eyes, and I loved who he was inside, it wouldn't matter. These models are listing their "turn ons". Some of which are physical. Just as you, or anyone else might have physical turn ONS. But..they also related personality traits they look for..which ARE attainable to most, if not all people. And the "Work Boot and Jeans " or "Strong Shoulders" aren't as...concrete a physical feature as say.."Double D Boobs" or "Size 2 pants" that i've heard many men quote as their "Turn Ons".

Look, my only point here, was that Models, just because they are beautiful, are not unattainable. Not every Model is looking for some GQ guy to have on her arm. Most Models, are just like any other woman. Sure, they have specific turn ons, physically, as well as emotionally. That is human nature. But..they aren't as unattainable as some men might think. He doesn't have to be Daddy Warbucks, or Brad Pitt to win their hearts.

(incidentally, the jeans and workboots one when explored, was actually about that. They like guys who look "hard working" not a guy who is afraid to get dirt under his fingernails. Etc.)

[Matt]

goth girls are the sexiest creatures on the planet. hands down.

HELL YEA! something about leather and the whole goth look just......

im that kinda hunky goth guy all ladies you dream about at night so....:D

[sianand_flidais]

There were about five categories I wanted to vote in and I couldn't choose!!!

My dream girls are Jenet, Menolly and Angelina Jolie (in that order) with a side order of drusilla, drew barrymore, christina ricci.. oh sod it, I just love women!

[Twig]

I'd have to say mine would be a High powered earth mother jock living next door who cheers like a model cowgirl on a bad girls goth night out!

:whistle: :heybaby: :hearthear

Peace
Twig
:elf:

[SylverStar]

I voted for the power women. Love the take charge type. I'm straight though really. :) I also dig Latino women.

I myself am a girl next door personality in bad girl and goth attires given my mood of the year.

[Lanna]

I would combine the cheerleader, bad girl and girl next door and then i'd be happy! :) either that or give me Maria Bello! :drool:

[Raydreamer]

I'd have to say mine would be a High powered earth mother jock living next door who cheers like a model cowgirl on a bad girls goth night out!

:whistle: :heybaby: :hearthear

Peace
Twig
:elf:


:lol:

[Valnorran]

WHAT?! NO AMAZONS? I just looooove amazons... The real ones, mind you. The ones who actually know how to fight, not just run around looking silly in outrageous costumes. Chicks in chainmail, mmmmm - mm.

No tavern wnches, either? A nice round, bouncy, flouncy, buxom tavern wench with a smirk on her lips and a naughty gleam in her eye.

I suppose I'd go with girl next door, with cowgirl coming in second. Brainless bimbos are totally unacceptable. Goth is okay, but it's one of those things that's very easy to overdo. High powered types don't do it for me
"I am woman! Here me roar!"
"I am man. Watch me sit."

However, when it comes to women I can go a lot of different ways. I have varied tastes.

[TheTempestuous1]

Even though I technically consider myself to be straight, I do find women to be a turn on. I'd have to say my type would be the voluptuous women who loves her curves, smolders with sexuality, and has the sort of bad girl come hither attitude, mixed with wry wit, intelligence and the ability to speak freely and with assurance about any subject.

Has anyone here ever had a person of the same sex come on to them (and you are straight)? It happened to me once while on foreign exchange, and while not really into taking her up on the flirting, it was kind of flattering/sexy at the same time. I think a lot of times women just have that vibe about them that can be sexy no matter what your orientation. Especially in a society like ours where women are so hit in the face by the out there sexuality of our own gender i.e. in magazines etc. They become our beauty standards and in wanting to be "Sexy" like them, a lot of times we end up appreciating their beauty in more than just the ascetical sense. We lust after their beauty wanting it to be more our own. Hard to explain.. comments?

[Lai]

I call myself straight, but that's mainly because if I didn't I'd be looked at as disgusting and lose the respect of both my family and (most) friends. But anyway. I would be bisexual, because I think that who I fall in love with is, well, who I fall in love with. If we're taught to not discriminate against religion or race, why against gender?

My vote is for the "cowgirl". Being a Texan, I really envy the personality of the more of the "Western" acting people, and they have a lot of traits of what I would look for in a person. :)

TheTempestous1: That is a good way to explain one reasoning for it, and I agree that could easily happen. In society we try to "fit in", and therefore observe our gender to have a standard to live up to; and in the process I don't think it's unnatural or unheard of at all for a person to be attracted in, well, a love kind of way.

[Valnorran]

Even though I technically consider myself to be straight, I do find women to be a turn on. I'd have to say my type would be the voluptuous women who loves her curves, smolders with sexuality, and has the sort of bad girl come hither attitude, mixed with wry wit, intelligence and the ability to speak freely and with assurance about any subject.

Has anyone here ever had a person of the same sex come on to them (and you are straight)? It happened to me once while on foreign exchange, and while not really into taking her up on the flirting, it was kind of flattering/sexy at the same time. I think a lot of times women just have that vibe about them that can be sexy no matter what your orientation. Especially in a society like ours where women are so hit in the face by the out there sexuality of our own gender i.e. in magazines etc. They become our beauty standards and in wanting to be "Sexy" like them, a lot of times we end up appreciating their beauty in more than just the ascetical sense. We lust after their beauty wanting it to be more our own. Hard to explain.. comments?

I'm a straight male and once had a gay co-worker (who I openly knew to be gay and he knew me to be straight) say he liked my butt. I kept a polite facade, but to be completely honest it kind of creeped me out.

[TheTempestuous1]

I'm a straight male and once had a gay co-worker (who I openly knew to be gay and he knew me to be straight) say he liked my butt. I kept a polite facade, but to be completely honest it kind of creeped me out.

Yeah, I think that is the "double standard" I'd guess you'd call it with most people. With guys, it kinda freaks you out to have a man come on to you, but with girls it's a different story a lot of times. For instance, if you ask a lot of people "is it a turn on for you to think of girls together etc.?" more of both sexes will answer yes, but if it's two guys it tends to be more like "eww" or "that makes me uncomfortable." (Not that I'm saying it's bad for you to be a bit grossed out, to each their own. I just think it's interesting from an anthropological viewpoint.)

[CloakofStars9]

guys are so immature sometimes, most guys i have found when they find another guy is gay automatically thinks just because he is a guy that they are gonna try and kiss them or hit on them:rolleyes:
guys also tend to be afraid to be percieved as gay so they never openly admit that a guy they see is attractive, woman can do this because we have more open minds, we know a hottie when we see one ;) that doesnt mean we are into girls

ps. i am not saying ALL guys are like that, just ones that i happen to run into ;)

[sianand_flidais]

guys are so immature sometimes, most guys i have found when they find another guy is gay automatically thinks just because he is a guy that they are gonna try and kiss them or hit on them:rolleyes:
guys also tend to be afraid to be percieved as gay so they never openly admit that a guy they see is attractive, woman can do this because we have more open minds, we know a hottie when we see one ;) that doesnt mean we are into girls

ps. i am not saying ALL guys are like that, just ones that i happen to run into ;)

That's not just a guy thing. Way back when I was still in school one of my best friends came out as being bi-sexual and a girl in my class asked if I was scared to walk home with her incase she hit on me. She used to freak out if they were even in the same room together, coz she thought she'd try and kiss her...

[Phoenix Blue]

I go for smart. I fall for intelligence. At least my equal, preferably smarter. If she's still sexy, I can cope with that.
The smart ones know how to be sexy. Isn't that right, Wanderer? :loveduv:

I'm engaged to my dream girl. **Smiles**

[Phoenix Blue]

I'm a straight male and once had a gay co-worker (who I openly knew to be gay and he knew me to be straight) say he liked my butt. I kept a polite facade, but to be completely honest it kind of creeped me out.
Why? **Shrugs** He was just trying to pay you a compliment. :)

[Bainidhe Dub]

I'd vote for Angelina Jolie;

I mean, she's just awesome - she's got the bad girl down pat, but has a bit of maternal aura when you see her with her son. She's not completely b*tchy, and she's got so much going for her; a wonderful actress, who's done a variety of roles (I loved her in Girl, Interrupted). Not to mention Angelina is drop dead gorgeous.

[Valnorran]

Yeah, I think that is the "double standard" I'd guess you'd call it with most people. With guys, it kinda freaks you out to have a man come on to you, but with girls it's a different story a lot of times. For instance, if you ask a lot of people "is it a turn on for you to think of girls together etc.?" more of both sexes will answer yes, but if it's two guys it tends to be more like "eww" or "that makes me uncomfortable." (Not that I'm saying it's bad for you to be a bit grossed out, to each their own. I just think it's interesting from an anthropological viewpoint.)

I used to think two women together would turn me on, but when I actually saw it it didn't do a thing for me.

[Valnorran]

guys are so immature sometimes, most guys i have found when they find another guy is gay automatically thinks just because he is a guy that they are gonna try and kiss them or hit on them:rolleyes:
guys also tend to be afraid to be percieved as gay so they never openly admit that a guy they see is attractive, woman can do this because we have more open minds, we know a hottie when we see one ;) that doesnt mean we are into girls

ps. i am not saying ALL guys are like that, just ones that i happen to run into ;)

Well, I was never worried about being hit on. I've had a few co-workers who were gay, and I was cool with it. I'm straqight and they were cool with it. I don't go around assaulting women, so I never saw why gay men would go around assaulting straight men. The reason I never say a guy is attractive is because I honestly don't see it. Of all the male celebreties that are held up as sex symbols, I honestly don't see what the deal is with most of them.

[Valnorran]

Why? **Shrugs** He was just trying to pay you a compliment. :)

Yeah, I know, which is why I kept a polite face on it. I think we even joked about it a bit (this was a few years ago), but there was still that part of me that kind of shuddered at the thought. Why did it creep me out? I don't know. I can't really think of a straightforward logical answer to that. It's just one of those things that, in my opinion, simply isn't done. I've got no moral or philisophical objections to homosexuality. If my son comes to me one day and says he's gay, it would be one hell of a huge adjustment, but it's an adjustment I'm confident I could make because he's my son and I love him. However, I do not want to join the club and I don't care to see it blatantly displayed. Just one of my little quirks, I guess. I don't know why it makes me uncomfortable. It just does.

[Phoenix Blue]

**Nods** Maybe it's a PDA thing. . ? I guess if you'd have trouble with a girl telling you that you have a nice arse in a public place, I could understand. And granted, I've had a bit of opportunity to accustom myself to it, via friends who were gay, who thought I was attractive and told me. I'll admit, it's awkward, because obviously I had no interest in them. :) But the couple times it's happened, they weren't telling me because they were hitting on me--they were telling me because it was just how they felt.


I used to think two women together would turn me on, but when I actually saw it it didn't do a thing for me.
Heh, it's actually quite a turn-on for me - though I'll admit, I'd get the skeeves if I saw two guys doing it. I imagine that's simply because I'm attracted to women, whereas I'm not attracted to men.

[Valnorran]

**Nods** Maybe it's a PDA thing. . ? I guess if you'd have trouble with a girl telling you that you have a nice arse in a public place, I could understand.

About the only time I find a woman telling me that disturbing is if she's my student. Right now I teach at a community college and any flirting they may have done was very light-hearted and harmless. Of course, I have to put forth monumental effort not to flirt back. However, when I taught high school I had a student flat out tell me she liked my arse. I get nervous when the chick hasn't reached the age of consent. Also, you can imagine what happens to male teachers if they are even vaguely suspected of casting a covetous eye at a student. Guilty until proven innocent, and perhaps not even then...

Other than that situation (or if my wife is present ;) ), she can flirt with me all she wants, short of physical assault! If I were single it would be virtually impossible for a woman to sexually harass me :)

[Phoenix Blue]

**Nods** :) Maybe the same situation to what I'd mentioned above, then - it makes you uncomfortable because you don't feel any attraction to guys?

[Valnorran]

Yeah, I guess so. I was looking for a deeper meaning, but perhaps the Thereauvian virtue of simplicity will get the job done:)

[SylverStar]

Even though I technically consider myself to be straight, I do find women to be a turn on. I'd have to say my type would be the voluptuous women who loves her curves, smolders with sexuality, and has the sort of bad girl come hither attitude, mixed with wry wit, intelligence and the ability to speak freely and with assurance about any subject.

Has anyone here ever had a person of the same sex come on to them (and you are straight)? It happened to me once while on foreign exchange, and while not really into taking her up on the flirting, it was kind of flattering/sexy at the same time. I think a lot of times women just have that vibe about them that can be sexy no matter what your orientation. Especially in a society like ours where women are so hit in the face by the out there sexuality of our own gender i.e. in magazines etc. They become our beauty standards and in wanting to be "Sexy" like them, a lot of times we end up appreciating their beauty in more than just the ascetical sense. We lust after their beauty wanting it to be more our own. Hard to explain.. comments?

I've been hit on by several women. A couple of them were close friends. Talk about akward.

[Laisrean]

I guess with the choices presented, I would have to vote goth. Although the quiet intellectual librarian and earthmother types are also appealing. :elf:

[Ben Trismegistus]

Being in the performing arts, I know a lot of gay men. I've been hit on numerous times -- sometimes seriously, sometimes just flirtaciously. There's a number of guys that I've promised will be the first to know if I ever "switch teams".

I'm as straight as they come, but I admit that at times, when my close gay friends have flirted playfully with me, I've sometimes flirted back. Hey, flirting is fun, and it's always nice for someone to find you attractive.

[~*Ginger*~]

Well Ben, seems as if the cheerleaders fared about the same as the jocks.
Maybe they are all together in their own little world.

[Ben Trismegistus]

I think you're right. I hope they're very happy together :)

[Phoenix Blue]

I think you're right. I hope they're very happy together :)
Ignorance is bliss. ;)

[SylverStar]

Being in the performing arts, I know a lot of gay men. I've been hit on numerous times -- sometimes seriously, sometimes just flirtaciously. There's a number of guys that I've promised will be the first to know if I ever "switch teams".

I'm as straight as they come, but I admit that at times, when my close gay friends have flirted playfully with me, I've sometimes flirted back. Hey, flirting is fun, and it's always nice for someone to find you attractive.

Ah you've got to love Theatre people. I love when the gay guys flirt with the girls, specially on stage.

[Traz Heart]

Well It was a toss up between bad girl and goth. both are the best in my eyes.

Nothing like a darkity looking evil :fpraise: Kaylara coming at me.

As for the gay thing it makes no differance to me at all. Then again I am bi so that changes
my look on it.

If I don't like they person who is hitting on me I just say "thanks but i am taken" or something of that effect. I would even say this when I was single just not to hurt the people and I still say it now even though it is a half truth with me and Kaylara having a open relationship.

[dreamweaver]

:fprtyman2 I'll take the cowgirl choice here but in all honesty I like the inflatable ones.They don't talk back and you can throw them in the closet when you're finnished with them :fprtyman2

[Flaire-FireStar]

I voted Goth, because (most) goth girls are sooo sexy (I say most because some just overdo it.. :rolleyes: Blech)

I, myself, rest on the verge between goth & bad girl. (More goth than bad) I've been black for several (3-4) years, and I've been doing technicolour for most of this year. Right now, I'm purple-black.

:mmm: Dominatrix.

[SylverStar]

:fprtyman2 I'll take the cowgirl choice here but in all honesty I like the inflatable ones.They don't talk back and you can throw them in the closet when you're finnished with them :fprtyman2

Wow! I don't talk much ;) but you can't through me in the closet cause I'm still in it. (Or at least according to my friends)

[dreamweaver]

Sylverstar Get out of there there is no room for my inflatable

[Darkstaff]

I chose Goth, but a nice combination of cheerleader,goth, bad girl and earth mother would be very nice! I'm single again, any takers?:sadeyes:

[Cobalt Cobra]

Heh snif what about geek girls that don't wear makeup or give a shit about clothes (usually they will be found borrowing your X-Box tshirt), beat your ass at Dead or Alive 2, and love playing RPGs like Shadowrun?

THOSE are the best girls ^_^ Best boys too.

[Grey]

Thataway cobra thata way!
I gotta say that Im into girls that can be one of the guys, and still be feminie too.anyone that spends more than 20 minutes getting dressed isnt likely to be my type. I agree with all you that said goth girls are sexy, just aslong as their privates/tongue isnt peirced. cant take tha on a girlfriend. But generally its the girl next door, though she maybe a girl next dorr that would scar the stuffying out of a vampire ;)....

anyone else notice the cheerleader option hasnt be voted once so far?

[Flaire-FireStar]

Thataway cobra thata way!
I gotta say that Im into girls that can be one of the guys, and still be feminie too.anyone that spends more than 20 minutes getting dressed isnt likely to be my type. I agree with all you that said goth girls are sexy, just aslong as their privates/tongue isnt peirced. cant take tha on a girlfriend. But generally its the girl next door, though she maybe a girl next dorr that would scar the stuffying out of a vampire ;)....

anyone else notice the cheerleader option hasnt be voted once so far?

:lol: I was waiting for someone to say that, Grey!

(Pretty odd, considering in my last year of high school, I considered joining the cheerleading squad..or try out, just to see how far I'd get, then make a big fuss because I wouldn't make it in and it's all a big popularity contest.... of course, I saw the fliers 2 weeks after the try outs were over. ;) )

[Calzaer]

I'm looking for a Goth Librarian, please. Can I get a Goth Librarian?

[Fairywolf]

I chose Goth, but a nice combination of cheerleader,goth, bad girl and earth mother would be very nice! I'm single again, any takers?:sadeyes:



HUMMMMMM :lol:

[Forgotten Past]

For me the ideal would be the librarian. I don't see myself with a woman that doesn't know a bit of everything. Someone with whom I can talk to about everything and anything. I guess a librarian would be the most inclined to have a wider range of subjects to talk about.

No disrespect intended for any of the other groups I pick a librarian simply because of her access to knowledge. In reality she might very well be from any of the other groups mentioned or not metioned.

[~*ShadowFae*~]

I think I would have to pick a combo of the Bad girl earth mother goth.

[twisted_silhouette]

My dream girl... ummm... would be a 'Goth'. A person who doesn't favor the sun, is kind-hearted, loves nature, and wears all black (well, most of the time). They must be similar to me in some ways at least...

:huddle: Where are all the polls for females? I haven't seen a post like this for us ladies...

Twisted Silhouette

[Kaylara]

Well, I'm a Gothic, Librarian, bad girl, earth mother. girl next door who likes certain jockette activities... I can cheer (if I get the inclination,) and also wear power suits on occassion... Traz is more in to the gothic bad girl though... I personally would be happy with a gothic librarian earthmother, and Lucidia is taken. ;) I voted goth because it was the closest match...

[Kaylara]

How about a goth girl who likes the sun? Hmmm? We do exist!

[Flaire-FireStar]

How about a goth girl who likes the sun? Hmmm? We do exist!


:lol: If I can get perscription sunglasses, then maybe I might be able to stand it. :p

[Kaylara]

Hahahhahahahaha

[menolly]

It was a difficult choice between the 'Bad Girl' and the 'Goth', but I ended up choosing the 'Bad Girl'. I'm more into punky-type girls ;)

My fave famous women have to be Angelina Jolie (mmmmm!), Amy Lee from Evanescence (how can she be younger than me???) and Alison Hannigan (I have a thing for redheads).

Oh look, another female posting on this thread! :D

How would I classify myself? I'm a high powered / goth / earth mother / librarian / jockette / bad girl (now there's a mouthful!!!) :hehehehe:

[Flaire-FireStar]

Hahahhahahahaha

:evilway:

[Kaylara]

It was a difficult choice between the 'Bad Girl' and the 'Goth', but I ended up choosing the 'Bad Girl'. I'm more into punky-type girls ;)

My fave famous women have to be Angelina Jolie (mmmmm!), Amy Lee from Evanescence (how can she be younger than me???) and Alison Hannigan (I have a thing for redheads).

Oh look, another female posting on this thread! :D

How would I classify myself? I'm a high powered / goth / earth mother / librarian / jockette / bad girl (now there's a mouthful!!!) :hehehehe:
Heh... Hey baby... ;)

[Xeen]

I didn't vote 'cause *looks down* I'm not a boy, apparently... but what about the mixed girl? I'm a Goth, Earth Mother, Librarian combo. With a few random little things thrown in.

What would you rather have... someone who is that one major catagory, or a little of a few? Eh... stupid question. Don't mind me, I'm bored...

[Flaire-FireStar]

I didn't vote 'cause *looks down* I'm not a boy, apparently... but what about the mixed girl? I'm a Goth, Earth Mother, Librarian combo. With a few random little things thrown in.

What would you rather have... someone who is that one major catagory, or a little of a few? Eh... stupid question. Don't mind me, I'm bored...

:lol: I voted & I'm a girl.


:smoke:

[SylverStar]

My dream girl... ummm... would be a 'Goth'. A person who doesn't favor the sun, is kind-hearted, loves nature, and wears all black (well, most of the time). They must be similar to me in some ways at least...

:huddle: Where are all the polls for females? I haven't seen a post like this for us ladies...

Twisted Silhouette

Wow this is pretty much me. Except well the all black that I wear is pretty trendy. DKNY black jeans, or pleather and a cute litte black shirt. I don't really consider myself goth. But I'm adaptable. I took an online quiz that said I was the perfect girlfriend. Hmmm I am perfect at everything though I tend to be a little umm weird.

[Cobalt Cobra]

I took an online quiz that said I was the perfect girlfriend.

I took an online quiz that I said I was a spork.

[Flaire-FireStar]

I took an online quiz that I said I was a spork.


I took one that says I'm a pentacle.... oh wait. :lol:

There was a "dream man" thread a while ago.. I'll bump it up, if no one has done so already. :)

[SylverStar]

I took an online quiz that I said I was a spork.

Hey I was a spork too :)

[charmedkisses1]

Angelina Jolie. Charlize Theron is lovely too but doesn't have the attitude and kickass'ness and kookiness Jolie has.
:clapping:

[blueiris]

Gwen Stefani, for a celebrity. Or Nicole Kidman with red hair (yes I am shallow.) :bubbles:
I voted for Librarian but I wouldn't mind the Bad girl.

[Nighthawk]

Between Earth mother, and girl next door... and some of the others... but, not the cheerleader, nice to look at... I did have a girl friend who was a cheerleader, and sweet.. a nice gal. just a friend, mind you. Hmm, bad girls are good, I would like a combo of a bunch of those...

[David]

I can say that I like them all, accept maybr the cheerleaders... they tend to be airheads... I need a gal with a brian... NOW, a smart cheerleader would be fine.

[CleftOfLight]

my dream girl is Asian,there eyes and hair get me on cloud 9 every time mmmmm sweet goddess.

[Morr]

i cant believe i havent seen this one before :lol:
i have several types of girls,... but the biggest one that i fall for every single time is the "Goth Look"...

Girls like - Rose McGowan... Shirley Manson... etc...

[Azure]

Hmmm. . . I'm a little miffed that "tall, statueseque" = ideal, beautiful, unattainable.
Height=perfection? Do guys really think that? If so, it's sort of pathetic that tall is a "type." I have known any number of models and most of them aren't significantly prettier than any other, shorter women in any way.

[Brynn]

Hmm I fit into all of them but cheerleader, cowgirl, girl next door, and model.

[SylverStar]

We should make short a type. The sexiest type. ;)

[Chibi-Fallon]

:yourock: Go short girls! We rock!
Honestly I don't think I fit into any of those types. I tend to be more of a alternative randomness. 8O I don't know how that became a type but it did. I just sort of am.

[Vanessa TPD]

I'm a combo librarian, earth mother, high-powered woman, and girl next door. And cheerleader - not that I'm blonde or sexy, but I'm perky. Very perky, if I like you. I discovered that when I started going out with Y. two weeks ago - I can't stop smiling around him, and my voice goes up about an octave.

[Tzhebee]

I'll take 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 and 9....or if you could wrap them all together into one....:heybaby:

[Bran83]

The girl next door.... the crush youll always have..... though mine rejected me...lol... they always give you that skip in the beat of your heart and always remind you that you can love..... :)

[Dextra]

Hmm...I'm somewhere between "Librarian" and "Bad Girl"....maybe I have split personalities that morphed into one! :lol:

[Caliburn]

I don't really know if I can put my dreamgirl into a label, but I guess my GF is my dreamgirl and she most resembles a 'badgirl', though I typically go for the librarian.

[Azure]

Are we supposed to tell what type we are if we're female? I think I'm all of them except for the "tall" part (5'2") and the "not too bright "part (2 Masters degrees, 4.0 PhD coursework). Oh, and I don't dress like an earth mother at all - more like Sex in the City meets Goth, but I have everything from power suits to cowboy hats to the cute pink boucle jacket that is the must have for the cheerleader sorts this season. Other than that, I can fit easily into any of the descriptions. Geez, I'm not even a type. . . That might be strange. :eyebrow:

[Bran83]

Are we supposed to tell what type we are if we're female? I think I'm all of them except for the "tall" part (5'2") and the "not too bright "part (2 Masters degrees, 4.0 PhD coursework). Oh, and I don't dress like an earth mother at all - more like Sex in the City meets Goth, but I have everything from power suits to cowboy hats to the cute pink boucle jacket that is the must have for the cheerleader sorts this season. Other than that, I can fit easily into any of the descriptions. Geez, I'm not even a type. . . That might be strange. :eyebrow:



You could be a role play type... lol.

[Azure]

He he he he he. . . Hey baby, tonight I'm a cheerleader:heybaby:. . . No, no, no, bad Azure :woah:

[ArKane]

I'm not male but I'm posting on this thread anyway.

Sue me.

My perfect dream girl would be a mizture between Bad Girl and Gothic but not steretypical gothic and definitly not a fluff bunny. She would have to be a little sporty and have similair interestsand be nice to look at because I wouldnt want anyone else staring because my hand would get to sore. She would have to be funny, be able to carry on a good conversation, an itelligent conversation and be all round interesting.

Not to short but not as tall as me. Definitly not very femine, not to out ging but not to shy. Able to fit into a group and talk. Has to have my interests and similiar view of the world but not to much like me. Difference is always good. To be able to take a joke and not get offended, someone I can bicker with in a friendly way.

There any takers ladies?

[Kyra Kismet]

I voted bad Girl cause i always had a thing for tatoos and pircings on girls.....**starts thinking about lip rings** mmmmmmm..........Sorry where was I, Oh yes! Im probably a mix of 'The bad girl' 'The Goth' but Im not too goth like, I actually smile! lol! and 'The girl next door' cause people say that im cute rather than pretty!

[Chibi-Fallon]

My gf just told me that I’m a combination of the girl next door and the bad girl (so I guess I’m the girl next door with purple hair :lol: ), and I think that fits me pretty well. Although I think I have a bit more hippie in me then she gives me credit for. :fpeace:

[Laisrean]

It's interesting that so few prefer the "model" type... that's not who I prefer, but I thought there would be plenty others who do. Oh well. :crazyman:

[Antoninus]

My ideal girl would be....hmmm...I dunno if this is physically or mentally or both so Ill do both. She'd be shorter than me, long straight hair of any color, blue or green eyes, a gentle smile and soft hands. Mentally she'd be smart but clever, she'd have a sense of humor but know when to be serious. She'd love rock and metal music and know how to relax and have fun. She cant smoke, drink large ammounts of alchahol on a regular basis, or do drugs. She wouldnt believe in cheating and she'd tell me everything, just as id tell her.

I know I know I know, this kind of girl probably doesnt exist. **Sigh** Oh well.

[Kyra Kismet]

**waves**.......actually I do weed but im trying to quit :doh2:

[Antoninus]

**waves**.......actually I do weed but im trying to quit :doh2:
Well atleast youd be able to handle my wierdness :D How many guys do you know can actually cook and dont mind going weeks without sex?

[Kyra Kismet]

YOU CAN COOK!!!!!!!!
Sits on hand to stop herself hugging Antonious

[Antoninus]

**Laughs** Yes I can, I make a kick-*** pasta. If you can read, you can cook.

[Kyra Kismet]

Nothing sexier than a man who can cook for me! :fpraiseyo

[Antoninus]

I had no idea that a man with a gas burner and a pot was so sexy :kooky:

[Kyra Kismet]

Hell yeah!!!!!! **looks at Ant with lust**

[Antoninus]

Hey why not, Im single :heybaby:

[Kyra Kismet]

Where do you live lol!

[Antoninus]

Maybe we should contine this in PM

[mothwench]

:hehehehe: cute poll, ben. can i just say the tree-hugging earth mother finds it a real pain walking through the woods in flowing dresses and birkenstocks? ;)

[Orlorck]

Its the girl next door for this guy. or a mix of a few. She would have to be Brunette (casue they are the hottest) and not too dumb, just dumb enough to were i will be able to tell them things about the world. She would have to love animals cause you know I gotta bea round them and my family is a farm family so...she would have to have her bad girl tendencies cause I am a bit of a wild child myself but also I need the sweet quiet libraian to tame me...models arent my type goths kinda scare me but some of them can be really hot.

I dont know...I guess my ex is my perfect girl. Shuit

[Avalon]

Heh. I voted "librarian", mostly because, well, she's me. :D

[celticfire]

see, i voted earth mother simply because i felt it the only one to really 'fit' the bill for my dream girl...

that would be drew...barrymore...*sigh*

[Mab]

Ok, I voted "girl nextdoor" but that's not quite right. I want all (except the cheerleader)........somebody who has bits of all of them in her soul. :hehehehe:

[WrathofCirce]

That's it?! What about women like me - Xena Warrior Princess meets Samantha from Sex and the City throw in a pinch of librarian and girl next door, Manhattan style - a touch of goth and a heaping of Stevie Nicks.

[ArKane]

actually cook and dont mind going weeks without sex?

He said weeks without sex!! -twitch- I couldnt handle that.

I can cook..and I'm female so I know exactly what to do come PMS time.

[tallulah]

Well let's see...I wouldn't say that I'm a librarian...I enjoy reading, learning, and talking/arguing about just about anything...but I don't really see a librarian as a liberal, politically interested, empowered girl. I see her more as a shy bookworm. Both are good. Though in girls I definitely prefer the flaming-liberal-will-argue-about-anything over the I'd-rather-be-reading.

But I don't see very much mention of geeks. :hrmm: Best type of girls and guys. Of course, being on a high school robotics team (and having gone out with quite a few of the rest of the team) I'm probably slightly prejudiced in that. But seriously. They're probably the coolest people I know.

[Antoninus]

He said weeks without sex!! -twitch- I couldnt handle that.

I can cook..and I'm female so I know exactly what to do come PMS time.
:bigblue: Im a patient guy :)

[mucgwyrt]

I guess I'd be a mix of girl-next-door and Earth-Mother. I seem to be doing ok! :fpompoms

[jodarius]

i just want a girl really, my life has been empty without someone to share it with dang it!!

[Golden Princess]

I get it now

Men are attracted to the bad girl, then try to change her into the girl next door.

Well hey it didn't work for Ray !!!!!!!!

[Fianna]

I think they prefer the girl next door so they don't have to walk her home too far - lol

Sorry but I couldn't resist

[the_red_dragon]

well my dream girl is a very hard mix to find, a cowgirl mixed with a librarian. Nothing would be better to me than a girl who can kick my ass, out ride me on a horse, then ater kicking my ass and out riding me, sitting in front of a camp fire looking at the stars and talking about life and so on until the sun comes up

[Fang of Loki]

Mi ideal woman would be "Cowgirl", with a mix of Librarian and Earthmother qualities.

But for the poll I voted Cowgirl. I listen to Bluegrass & Country music, and I do know how to 2-step and line dance.

[Elinanda du Lithr]

The $upermodel! Gisele Bundchen!

[Stormbeard]

I'd totally do Charlotte Church.

She's short and lovely and welsh and she's got a mouth like a sailor and drinks like a rugby team.

[Stormbeard]

Also of all the stereotypes in the poll I can't ****ing stand The Bad Girl or the Earth Mother.

[banondraig]

Also of all the stereotypes in the poll I can't huging stand The Bad Girl or the Earth Mother.

the bad girl? that's kinda surprising, mind if i ask why?

[Nitefalle]

Even though I'm a heterosexual female, I'm going to vote for The Librarian....it's always the quiet ones that are tigers in the sack!!!

[banondraig]

i'm quiet. :deviltail

[Pol]

Holy Thread Necromancy, Batman!

[Stormbeard]

the bad girl? that's kinda surprising, mind if i ask why?

Because it's all totally false. From the description it's obvious that it's all a fashion thing. Also they tend to be self-absorbed bitches.

[Morrigan_Wolfwind]

Since I'm somewhat bisexual, I'd have to vote Librarian. I blame Final Fantasy 8 entirely for bringing Quistis Trepe (http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w106/leradny/Quistis-1.jpg) into my knowledge.

She can also gun down enemies like there's no tomorrow, and she uses a WHIP in close combat. You can't get more awesome than a librarian who can fight :D.

But seriously, I'd like a Librarian mixed with a bit of Earth Mother.

[PeatBog]

Girl Next Door, except I've NEVER been lucky enough to have attractive neighbor girls. My neighbors have always been butt-ugly. :o

I like the catholic school-girl type, looks innocent enough, doesn't smoke, maybe wears glasses and kinda mousy and skinny, but has a naughty aspect underneath.

[CoolJ]

I can't say any of them are my "Dream Girl" especially the "bad girl"... in fact most of that list would probably drive me insane...(and a good amount of them have already) ...

[Bettie]

Bloody hell, this is depressing - most guys (according to this poll) want someone who is cute, sweet, quiet and reserved???

No wonder I'm still single, then.... :lol:

[banondraig]

Bloody hell, this is depressing - most guys (according to this poll) want someone who is cute, sweet, quiet and reserved???

No wonder I'm still single, then.... :lol:

the guys here have said they do, bearing in mind this is an old poll and some of them are not posting anymore . . .

then again i personally don't see a lot of evidence of attraction to sweet, quiet, and reserved, myself. maybe i should start quoting poetry . . .

[Bettie]

Well, I can quote poetry... but as for being cute/sweet/reserved etc.... pfft, screw that....

;)

[Anemone]

Bloody hell, this is depressing - most guys (according to this poll) want someone who is cute, sweet, quiet and reserved???

No wonder I'm still single, then.... :lol:
Well, it also explains why I'm still single too. I don't fit any of the "Dream Girl" descriptions!

[banondraig]

Because it's all totally false. From the description it's obvious that it's all a fashion thing. Also they tend to be self-absorbed bitches.

makes sense . . . nothing like self-absorbed posers. :sick: :shaker:

[banondraig]

Bloody hell, this is depressing - most guys (according to this poll) want someone who is cute, sweet, quiet and reserved???

No wonder I'm still single, then.... :lol:

having read back a few pages, there are several lesbian/bisexual women who have voted for that . . .

don't think i'll be switching teams regardless.

[vortigous]

Have to say i'd prefer a cross between the goth, the bad girl and the girl next door. Lol. My dream girl would be fun, sweet, dark haired, listen to rock/metal and be creative and artistic...i don't ask for much!

[banondraig]

Have to say i'd prefer a cross between the goth, the bad girl and the girl next door. Lol. My dream girl would be fun, sweet, dark haired, listen to rock/metal and be creative and artistic...i don't ask for much!

:wave:

why are so many of the cool guys on the wrong side of the pond!?

[Bettie]

:wave:

why are so many of the cool guys on the wrong side of the pond!?

You think that's bad, try being on the other side of the planet.... :lol:

[banondraig]

You think that's bad, try being on the other side of the planet.... :lol:

point taken.

maybe australian guys are not all that after all . . . given the obvious difficulties in spotting coolness that they have.

[Peter_Parker]

:wave:

why are so many of the cool guys on the wrong side of the pond!?


You think that's bad, try being on the other side of the planet.... :lol:


Perhaps you should try somewhere in the middle.
Just a thought... :lilangel:

[vortigous]

or maybe we should just start exporting british guys? lol.

[LostSheep]

Sheep would viote for the cowgirl, obviously.

Or anyone who provides me some fresh straw when I want it, anyway.
I'm easy to please.

[LostSheep]

Perhaps you should try somewhere in the middle.
Just a thought... :lilangel:

Somewhere like Middle-Earth, you mean? Are we thinking more hobbits or elves?

[WarriorZhanna]

I'm female, engaged to my dream guy and he's most likely like the opposite gender equivalent of "The Earth Mother"... that'd make him "The Earth Guy" (since he's pagan & male of course). So.. I voted for the Earth Mother one, lol.

[banondraig]

or maybe we should just start exporting british guys? lol.

oo, are you volunteering?

[vortigous]

hehe...i would but no-one would have me. lol.

[Peter_Parker]

Somewhere like Middle-Earth, you mean?


Well, if you can drill all the way down there, who knows you might just find the perfect match... if one does exist?



Are we thinking more hobbits or elves?

Not a bad idea... :D

[banondraig]

Perhaps you should try somewhere in the middle.
Just a thought... :lilangel:

is that where you are? halfway between us and australia?


hehe...i would but no-one would have me. lol.

don't be so sure.

[vortigous]

i think its the northern english accent that puts the american ladies off...

[banondraig]

i'm pretty sure that's the kind i particularly like, the posh sound gets on my nerves . . . you'll just have to post in one of the voiceprint threads so we can tell for sure. :bigredgri

[Laisrean]

the guys here have said they do, bearing in mind this is an old poll and some of them are not posting anymore . . .

then again i personally don't see a lot of evidence of attraction to sweet, quiet, and reserved, myself. maybe i should start quoting poetry . . .

Who says you can't quote poetry without being "sweet, quiet, and reserved"?

I suppose that would depend on the type of poetry being quoted and in what fashion you quote it. :hrmm:

[Aoibheal]

or maybe we should just start exporting british guys? lol.

Yes and a few others I can think of.:)

[LostSheep]

there are a few good bits from the Iliad you could quote without being too sweet and quiet...

"... they drove the nimble chariot briskly on
through Trojans and Acheians, trampling shields
and bodies of the dead. The axle-tree
beneath was blood-bespattered; round the car
the rails were spattered; from the horses' hooves
and from the wheel-rims blood flew up in spray."



:2G:

[Nitefalle]

there are a few good bits from the Iliad you could quote without being too sweet and quiet...

"... they drove the nimble chariot briskly on
through Trojans and Acheians, trampling shields
and bodies of the dead. The axle-tree
beneath was blood-bespattered; round the car
the rails were spattered; from the horses' hooves
and from the wheel-rims blood flew up in spray."

:2G:



Ooooh, Lost Sheep, that was so romantic

[Laisrean]

there are a few good bits from the Iliad you could quote without being too sweet and quiet...

"... they drove the nimble chariot briskly on
through Trojans and Acheians, trampling shields
and bodies of the dead. The axle-tree
beneath was blood-bespattered; round the car
the rails were spattered; from the horses' hooves
and from the wheel-rims blood flew up in spray."



:2G:

Yeah, that's the stuff. :smile:

[banondraig]

Who says you can't quote poetry without being "sweet, quiet, and reserved"?

nobody. i was referring to the "quiet, reserved, can quote poetry" option on the poll.


I suppose that would depend on the type of poetry being quoted and in what fashion you quote it. :hrmm:


poetry slam, anyone?

[Stormbeard]

My ideal woman is pocket sized and quiet.

[Glowy]

pocket sized. I'm sorry. Did you have an accident?:evilway:

[Stormbeard]

It just solves the issue of transport. Plus, I've always had a soft spot for Tinkerbell.

[Laisrean]

It just solves the issue of transport. Plus, I've always had a soft spot for Tinkerbell.

That's well and good, but wouldn't that make the "consummation of marriage" a bit... difficult?

And assuming that could be solved, I think child birth would be a bit of a nightmare. :eyez:

[ILOVEAUTUMNS]

what if you as a girl are a little of all of them combined? what does that make you? or me lol ? :)

[PeatBog]

what if you as a girl are a little of all of them combined? what does that make you? or me lol ? :)

It makes you a sex-goddess ! :sunny:

[Stormbeard]

That's well and good, but wouldn't that make the "consummation of marriage" a bit... difficult?

And assuming that could be solved, I think child birth would be a bit of a nightmare. :eyez:
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it.

[Lady_Saslic83]

I have gone for the bad girl, and michelle rodriguez does it for me

[ILOVEAUTUMNS]

It makes you a sex-goddess ! :sunny:


Oh yeah this brightened my day!!! :) Thanks PeatBog, I can feel the sunshine on my sexy Goddess self lol :)