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Dria El
June 13th, 2001, 01:01 AM
"The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier
to write with." --Marty Feldman


"I took up meditation. I like to have an espresso first just
to make it more challenging." -Betsy Salkind


"I understand life isn't fair, but why couldn't it just once
be unfair in my favor?" -Christy Murphy
Rævyn Cigány
June 13th, 2001, 01:03 AM
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:rolleyes:

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Rævyn Cigány
June 13th, 2001, 09:04 PM
Blessed BUMP!! hehehehe...this warranted more looks :D

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rantnraven
June 13th, 2001, 09:32 PM
A bithday present from grandma is like a soiled diaper :rolleyes: - you're never sure what's in it but you're pretty sure you aren't going to like it. :eek: - Jeff Foxworthy
Rævyn Cigány
June 13th, 2001, 09:34 PM
Post 200! Woo hoo! *does a happy dance*

And I just loooooooove Jeff Foxworthy...he is just the best! Have you ever heard of Bill Engvall? He's a riot too!

BB

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rantnraven
June 13th, 2001, 09:43 PM
Originally posted by Rævyn Cigány
Post 200! Woo hoo! *does a happy dance*

And I just loooooooove Jeff Foxworthy...he is just the best! Have you ever heard of Bill Engvall? He's a riot too!

BB

Rae )0(

24 more and you'll be in the top 40 posters.

Can't say I have heard of Bill. Sorry.

RnR
Lady Tana
June 13th, 2001, 09:46 PM
Originally posted by Rævyn Cigány
Post 200! Woo hoo! *does a happy dance*

And I just loooooooove Jeff Foxworthy...he is just the best! Have you ever heard of Bill Engvall? He's a riot too!

BB

Rae )0(
Love Jeff Foxworthy.... heeeheeeee

and I know the name Bill Engvall but I dont know why???
HMMMMM.....
Dria El
June 14th, 2001, 03:16 AM
"At first I thought that my life was going around in circles.
Then I realized it's actually a downward spiral." -Tom Ryan


"I was high on life, but eventually I built up a tolerance."
-Arj Barker


"I went to an authentic Mexican restaurant. The waiter poured
the water and then warned me not to drink it." - Brad Garrett
Dria El
June 14th, 2001, 03:27 AM
"Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul
are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you."
---Oscar Wilde
loopy
June 14th, 2001, 05:20 AM
:D Love these. :D Keep 'em coming! :D :D
Wyrdsister
June 14th, 2001, 07:58 AM
"Keep your eye on the ball, and you will get it in the head." - anon.

(tee hee!!)

Wyrdsister
Merrie
June 14th, 2001, 10:04 AM
"All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific."
-jane Wagner
rantnraven
June 14th, 2001, 10:08 AM
Always keep a litter bag in you car. It doesn't take up much room and, if it gets full, you can toss it out the window. - Steve Martin
Dria El
June 15th, 2001, 04:59 AM
When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a
weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes
out of the ground easily, it was a valuable plant.
--Unknown


"After you've heard two eyewitness accounts of an auto accident
it makes you wonder about history." --Unknown


"The child had his mother's eyes, his mother's nose and his
mother's mouth. Which left his mother with a pretty blank
expression." -Robert Benchley
sherry
June 15th, 2001, 06:44 AM
Originally posted by Lady Tana

Love Jeff Foxworthy.... heeeheeeee

and I know the name Bill Engvall but I dont know why???
HMMMMM.....

He is the " here's your sign" guy!
Very funny guy too not as much as Foxworthy but is funny!
sherry
June 15th, 2001, 06:46 AM
Don't argue with idiots, It is hard to have a battle of the minds with unarmed people- Unknown ( But my grandma said it alot)
bluecat
June 15th, 2001, 01:09 PM
Originally posted by sherry


He is the " here's your sign" guy!
Very funny guy too not as much as Foxworthy but is funny!


I would just love to hand out some of his "STUPID" signs. After today I think there are people in the world who should wear nametags at work that say, "STUPID."

Blue

Not having a good day with corporate people and New Mexico State government people. :crazy: :rolleyes: :mad: :p :crazy:
Dria El
June 15th, 2001, 02:16 PM
"When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished by how much he'd learned in seven years."
- Mark Twain.
gunner
June 15th, 2001, 04:00 PM
keep your eye on the ball, your shoulder to the wheel, your nose to the grindstone and don't take your finger off your number. now try to get anything done in that position!
rantnraven
June 15th, 2001, 07:42 PM
No matter what direction you are heading, your ass is always behind you.

:eek: Did I say that out loud?