One way to ward off your daughters boyfriends...

[mol]

I couldn't confirm this story but its still funny.

An over-protective father in Germany has allegedly warned off his stepdaughter's new boyfriend with an electro-shocker.

The 37-year-old arranged to meet his stepdaughter's 27-year-old boyfriend at a bridge in Solingen, North Rhine-Westphalia.

But instead of welcoming him to the family, the man allegedly prodded him with the device to show him exactly what he thought of his relationship with his 21-year-old stepdaughter.

The young man, who received slight burns from the electric shock, immediately called police who confiscated the device.

He has now pressed charges against the father for bodily harm.


Source: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_812850.html?menu=news.weirdworld.strangecrime

[VelvetBlade]

wow....I'm sure glad my dad didn't think of that...lol


~AW

[MammaStar]

now see...my dad just showed embarassing photos of me as a child in the tub!!! :lol:

Now Mol...don't you be getting any ideas...since you'll have TWO of them soon. :T

[Chibi-Fallon]

And I thought my mom was bad. :lol: She just hates them for no real reason.

But is the chick 21 or 27?

[BethieRose]

Now see, my dad just sat and cleaned his rifles when he met my boyfriends! That was pretty effective. ;)

[Gareth]

What a great idea! Oh man my little girl will be bringing them home and I'll zap them right back out!!
Bwahahahahaha!!! ** picture this **
"Hi sir, I'm John Doe here to pick up-" bzzzzzzzt pop!
Me likey dis one!! I can rig it to the doormat!
Better than my shotgun idea. Thanks mol!!!! :)

[MzNeko]

Should we at some point have daughters old enough to date, my husband plans to be polishing his humongous barbarian sword when young men pick them up. :D By then we should even have all our sharp pointy things on display on one wall.

The funny thing is, my hubby is big and somewhat dangerous looking. I look like a librarian or someone's favorite auntie. However, I am the one they should fear! Muwahahahahaha!

[MammaStar]

My brother is opting for the shotgun idea. Heck, he already has a reputation for being a nut...I can imagine when my niece is old enough to date..."You're WHO'S daughter?!!! run away! run away!!!" :rotfl:

[Faery-Wings]

My brother is opting for the shotgun idea. Heck, he already has a reputation for being a nut...I can imagine when my niece is old enough to date..."You're WHO'S daughter?!!! run away! run away!!!" :rotfl:

:lol:
:rotfl:

[MammaStar]

you laugh now chryssi...but I bet your HUBBY would have something to say when your daughter starts to date. :lol:

[Valnorran]

Should we at some point have daughters old enough to date, my husband plans to be polishing his humongous barbarian sword when young men pick them up. :D By then we should even have all our sharp pointy things on display on one wall.

Yeah, I was going to be sharpening a giant battle axe, not saying a word, no expression on my face. Just looking straight at the boy and running that stone along the axe's edge.

sshhhhiiiiinnnngggg... ssssshhhhhiiinnnggg... sssshhhhhiiiinnnnggg...

[LadyOak]

Man, I get the willies thinking about that.....

[Scarlettvixen]

Yeah, I was going to be sharpening a giant battle axe, not saying a word, no expression on my face. Just looking straight at the boy and running that stone along the axe's edge.

sshhhhiiiiinnnngggg... ssssshhhhhiiinnnggg... sssshhhhhiiiinnnnggg...

lmaoo one of my brothers did that with a bowie style hunting knife and then kept testing the sharpness on the hairs of his arm or leg

[Semele]

You guys have the wrong idea!! Then they wont bother bringing them home for you to meet at all..and we don't want that now do we?!

[mol]

You guys have the wrong idea!! Then they wont bother bringing them home for you to meet at all..and we don't want that now do we?!
The jury is still out on that one. :)

[Gareth]

The jury is still out on that one. :)

I have a few years before I really have to worry about any of it.
But I have to agree with you mol. :)

[DayDreamer]

I always swore that if I had daughters, I'd take their "naked on a bearskin rug" or some such other cute nudie baby picture. Then, when the boyfriends come home, I'd pass along the pictures for him to see. Then I'd tell him "Now you've seen her naked. If you EVER do again, I'll be sure to make you regret it." LOL

Seriously... I wouldn't actually do it, but it sounds fine in theory!

[Shadowulfe]

My brother is opting for the shotgun idea. Heck, he already has a reputation for being a nut...I can imagine when my niece is old enough to date..."You're WHO'S daughter?!!! run away! run away!!!" :rotfl:
i assume you don't mean me in this case sis since i do dispise guns. ill go with the broadsword idea myself

[jenn]

Im sure that the future boyfriends my daughter will have are going to be wary of both dad and older brothers. I know I used to get embarassed when my parents dressed alike and knowing howw onry my husband can be I almost feel sorry for them already. And if all else fails we could always bring in Grandpa

[Semele]

Yeah I have a feeling Mol will be second in line to check out the girls dates anyway with Trey around. He watches us like a hawk when it comes to her. If I tease her about being a bad girl when she wont eat or something he gets all mad at me. He will be a force to be reckoned with I am afraid!

[Seren Mara]

Semele, that's too cute! I think it's an older sibling thing, I check out my 16-year-old sister's boyfriends, try and get all the dirt. The guy she's with now is squeaky clean and brought her flowers on Valentine's Day. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy. Just need to find one like that for myself!

[lovemy1dane]

my hubby will no doubt decide that he will clean the guns when boyfriend comes over. :lol:

[MammaStar]

i assume you don't mean me in this case sis since i do dispise guns. ill go with the broadsword idea myself

no my darlin' bro, i mean the one here in NY. ;)

I figure you'd just duct tape them to a tree or something. :lol:

Both my brothers are pains when it came to me dating. "who is he? we don't like him" and they would make sure the guy knew he wasn't liked. Eshallet has no idea how lucky he is....they LIKE him. :lol:

my son is already uptight about his half-sister...she just turned 1 yesterday. he and his brother are already "okay, she can't hang out with boys" LOL J-man is 10 years older than his sister, she's going to be in HUGE trouble when she's a teen.

[Semele]

Both my brothers are pains when it came to me dating. "who is he? we don't like him" and they would make sure the guy knew he wasn't liked.
I tried to get around that whole thing by dating my brothers friends, which turned out to not be the best idea either!

[MammaStar]

I know!!! you think they'd be happy..but noooooooooooooooo they get even nuttier!!!

[Twig]

My daughter never has really gotten over the time she brought a new bf home and there I sat......cleaning my shotgun. :smoke: :farmerjoe

HEY! She was only 16! :lol:

And ladies, if we didn't care and love you so much we wouldn't act so stupid ok? :hugz: I think I speak for all us fathers and brothers....but cattle prods? :wtf: Kiiiiiinda overboard.

Peace,
Twig
:elf:

[beautifuldisaster]

Wow what a story...sounds like my mother...only worse and a lot more scary. However i think u just gave hundreds of fathers some new ideas....

[Autumn]

Heh heh heh...we just call it the rocking chair club...