How to Take Over the World Using MysticWicks

[Dariun Hetharto]

first on the list is implanting hidden messages in a series of posts that are recorded in the brain sublimenaly this of course would be the things describing basics of how to carry out your orders and a trigger word that once used in another post will cause the now robotic mind to do as ordered

to implant the orders you send out a series of private messages that are cute and loveable but within hide another sublimenal message that is the exact orders of each person and again a keyword is placed that when read in a specific post will cause the neorobots to do as commanded

once this is complete you create another post that everyone will read and place in it the key word that triggers everyone to do as orderd
these orders will involve getting all the money and aquisitions they possibly can mostly in the feild or real estate and business not to mention stocks the second part being that all the drones sign everthying they own and have aquired over to me in so doing i will own lots of the land and funds in varius positions with these it is a simple matter to aquire and buy out more possesions until at one point you control 51% of the world at wich point you have majority* vote over anythign that happens and so rule teh world

*note if you do not understand majority vote or simply wish to change the percentage then you can change it to what you wish to do this you must hold a vote and the majority wins in deciding what majority means or is changed to

[Yvonne Belisle]

Ah but what you have forgotten is that while you were at my house we altered your brain and once you have the world it will be signed over to Tanna, Celtic_angel and me. Muhahahahahaha................

[Dariun Hetharto]

damn i knew i forgot something i guess ill have to add something to your orders to specifically make you all my slaves so that even when i sign it over i still own you and in so own them
mwuahahahaha

[Yvonne Belisle]

You can try........we have our ways........teeheee

[gunner]

and what are we going to do tomorrow?

same thing we do every night, try to take over the WORLD!!

[Rævyn Cigány]

Well I think so Brain, but how do we get the chicken to wear the rubber pants...?

8O

[Yvonne Belisle]

:( I'm sorry I thought they went on the imp:eek:

[Twig]

Sounds great. Only, I'll have to get my girlfriends permission first!
Peace,
Twig
:elf:

[MistOfTheSea86]

But What Yvonee! You have forgotten that you all work for the supreme evil me!!!!!!!!!!!!! First what we will do is posion the worlds resivour of water with my special mind control juice. Then as the world slowly gets brainwashed by the evil juice, I will be in complete control. If you cooperate I will give you any country you wish. But you always must bow to me. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O :p :p :p :p :p :p :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O . HA HA HA HA HA HA. Rule RULE the earth the earth I shall, but first I must get rid of that pesky street rat by the name of..... ALADDIN.
You!!! Yvonne your new name shall be. Blood Rat!. My behind the shadows informant.
ANd you Darien!! YOu shall be "vamps my number one man!" Your job is to help the others become acquanted with their new life under me!!
And you Raevyn shall be known as. Dark Viviane. You along with Dark Jinx Shall make up my devious plots to change the world!!!
And you Gunner shall be shall be " Swift Bullet" YOu shall be my assasin!
And last but not least twig!! YOu shall be known as........ "Dark Jinx!!!"

Yes my team of evil has been created. Now We must go corrupt and corrupt he who has all the power... MOL, take care... MWA HA HA... MWA HA HA MMMWWWAAA HHHAAA HHAAAAA!!!!8O 8O 8O 8O

Good luck my team of Evil!!! GO and corrupt every soul you can find!! MWA HA HA HAHA HAHAHAHAHA!!

[Yvonne Belisle]

ROTFLMAOSTC X100:D :p

[gunner]

"And you Gunner shall be shall be " Swift Bullet" YOu shall be my assasin!"

no thanks, i'm a mercenary soldier, not a murderer. and i've been answering to "gunner" for too many years to change now.

[MistOfTheSea86]

YOu drive a hard bargain Well... All right then. No assasin. You shall be my tacticl officer. Mwahaha

[gunner]

no can do, i have a previous long term commitment

[Yvonne Belisle]

And the little site mouse is laughing to hard to be of any use.........still ROTFLMAO X100

[Dariun Hetharto]

all i can say is that someone who shall remain completley and totally named as ruiner of good posts
destroyed my idea stomped on it unmercifullythen promptly kicked it through teh nearest football posts

though i mustadmit good form on the kick not much else is salvagable in what you did

i mean simply poisoning the water is not only too easily detecatable by anyone of intelligence it is a crude and unrefined manner of mind control taking much less time and not as reliable considering the dosage per gallon ratio and how much a person actually drinks water that isnt diluted by another source such as syrups used in soda

not to mention that yvonne is already my slave hence per teh already implimented plan

im afraid you are a danger to my grand scheme and so must be dealt with
the keyword fo ryou is
******************************
now that you have my commands and are activated i will expect a check in 2 days
thank you and come again

[MistOfTheSea86]

Fine TRY and disobey me!! You may find my wau crude but it shall be efficeinet and unnoticable to anybody. We we will let Yvonne decide who she wants. If she agrees on you... As will I.. :)

[Greenthumb]

You guys are freaking me out man. I had this exact dream last night. I'm definately going to have my aura washed tomorrow.JEEEZZe

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[Lavender]

Originally posted by Greenthumb
You guys are freaking me out man. I had this exact dream last night. I'm definately going to have my aura washed tomorrow.JEEEZZe

greenthumb

Uh Oh! It's working already!

[MistOfTheSea86]

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Yvonne Belisle]

ROTFLMAOSTC X100 Unable to speak laughing way too hard!

[Tanna]

*arched eyebrow*
mmm-hmmmmm... i see... well, now... re-ally... is that so?

[Yvonne Belisle]

:eek:And two men fighting over little old me!!!!!!!!!!! Must be because every court needs a jester. :p

[Greenthumb]

My aura cleansing went really well today,,,, but I have this desire to write a check,,,,,


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[Yvonne Belisle]

you don't want to make any mistakes. The check should be ripped up an the pieces sent to the four corners of the Earth. Thus sayeth the site mouse Yvonne Thomas .

[Twig]

Very well Master! :rolleyes: I submit Devious plot #1 for your pleasure.

We plant a subliminal message in the front page of a well know browser. The message will cause them to bookmark and subscribe to this thread.

In the name of secrecy I won't name the company but, the initals are A...O...L. ;) I hope they can't decypher my code! :eek:

Peace,
Twig

[Dariun Hetharto]

mwuahaha my slave is completeing my instructions exactly as planned and once she gets all the money she will do all my dirty work...
i hope she does windows too

[Yvonne Belisle]

I charge extra.