View Full Version : Are you tired of all those sissy, mushy "friendship" poems

September 20th, 2003, 08:47 AM
Are you tired of all those sissy, mushy "friendship" poems that
always sound good but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true

1. When you are sad,...I will get you drunk
and will help you plot revenge against the sorry
bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue,...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking
3. When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got
4. When you are scared,...I will rag you
about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible
stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused,...I will use little words to
7. When you are sick,...stay away from me until you're well
again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall, ...I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath, I pledge 'til the end. Why you may ask?

Because you're my friend!

Send this to ten of your closest friends and get depressed because you
can only think of two, and one of them is not speaking to you right now anyway.

Remember: A friend will help you move.
A really good friend will help you move a body.
Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.

September 20th, 2003, 09:35 AM
LOL good one!! very true!

September 20th, 2003, 05:14 PM
lol! I love it! I'm going to send that to all my friends!



September 20th, 2003, 05:58 PM
Add this one to your list:

If you ever feel the need to talk, go away.


September 21st, 2003, 03:15 AM
I love that!! I have one alot like it here some where!!!! :lol: