Funny rituals

[Artemis84]

I'm just curious to see if I'm not the only one who's done this. :) What is the funniest/wierdest ritual you've ever made? For what purpose? I would have to say that mine was a Mary Poppins cleaner room ritual. I used Mary Poppins as the diety of immaculate rooms (mine was a pigsty. LOL!). I used a spoonfull of sugar in the ritual and it went something like this:

Oh Mary Poppins! Cleaner of nurseries who is practically perfect in every way, I call upon you and ask you to cleanse and consecrate this spoonfull of sugar! Please empower it with your ability to keep things neat and tidy!

Yeah I know. It's really sappy. But it was fun! And my clean room actually stayed for a week and a half (which is way longer than normal). :)

[EasternPriest]

...the ghost of Disney's past.......

[Mairwen]

I'm a firm supporter of whatever works! :D Besides, that sounds like FUN! 8O

[Wyrdsister]

Artemis, that's wonderful!! :) How creative! Wow, my witch's hat off to you! :)

I don't think I've ever purposely made a silly ritual, though all the rituals I've created with friends have been fun! As for funny rituals, there is the ever-popular Chocolate Ritual (found on many a web site :)), and I did come across a ritual someone had done up as a worship to Bill the Cat from the old Bloom County/Outland comics. Was it ever hilarious! There were many calls of *ACK!* throughout the ritual! Heehee! Hmm, I wonder if I can find it again...

Wyrdsister

[Mairwen]

I have a copy of the "Lesser Banishing Ritual of the Sequined Penguin" somewhere. :D FWIW, I posted up the Bill the Cat Ritual in "Magick" some time ago ~ you probably could keyword search and find it.

[Wyrdsister]

Originally posted by Mairwen
FWIW, I posted up the Bill the Cat Ritual in "Magick" some time ago ~ you probably could keyword search and find it. Cool, Mairwen! I'm going to check it out now...

Wyrdsister

[EasternPriest]

Originally posted by Mairwen
I'm a firm supporter of whatever works! :D Besides, that sounds like FUN! 8O

you bet:):):):):)

[Myst]

There's also the motherboard ritual somewhere here on the boards. Oh and the Charge of the Beeotch (not really a ritual, but funny nonetheless) by Gwen Wolfrose and someone else from PWA (can't think of her name off the top of my head right now). I've never written a silly ritual but hey if you have to do something as tedious as cleaning why not make it fun :)