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Nissala
December 16th, 2003, 03:13 PM
A PUPPY'S 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

On the first day of Christmas
my puppy gave to me
The Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the second day of Christmas
my puppy gave to me
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the third day of Christmas
my puppy gave to me
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas
my puppy gave to me
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas
my puppy gave to me
Five chewed-up stockings
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas
my puppy gave to me
Six yards of soggy ribbon
Five chewed-up stockings
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas
my puppy gave to me
Seven scraps of wrapping paper
Six yards of soggy ribbon
Five chewed-up stockings
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas
my puppy gave to me
Eight tiny reindeer fragments
Seven scraps of wrapping paper
Six yards of soggy ribbon
Five chewed-up stockings
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas
my puppy gave to me
My wreath in nine pieces
Eight tiny reindeer fragments
Seven scraps of wrapping paper
Six yards of soggy ribbon
Five chewed-up stockings
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas
my puppy gave to me
Ten Christmas cards I shoulda mailed
My wreath in nine pieces
Eight tiny reindeer fragments
Seven scraps of wrapping paper
Six yards of soggy ribbon
Five chewed-up stockings
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas
my puppy gave to me
Eleven unwrapped presents
Ten Christmas cards I shoulda mailed
My wreath in nine pieces
Eight tiny reindeer fragments
Seven scraps of wrapping paper
Six yards of soggy ribbon
Five chewed-up stockings
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas
my puppy gave to me
A dozen puppy kisses
And I forgot all about the other eleven days.

Felidae
December 16th, 2003, 04:35 PM
:lol:

You must know our Dru!

ljank71
December 16th, 2003, 05:33 PM
With getting a new puppy in October, this really made me laugh, because he is all over that tree. Thank you for making me smile today!

Lisa

MoonDust
December 16th, 2003, 05:42 PM
how cute!

Bainidhe Dub
December 16th, 2003, 06:50 PM
*grins* So true lol... but this applies not only to Custard and Tess, but to the cats too lol

FaeFollower
December 16th, 2003, 07:33 PM
:rotfl: Gwen did not authorize your use of HER trademark behaviors! We have had the absolute worst time keeping her away from the ornaments. She thinks her toys grow on trees now. :lol:

lovemy1dane
January 1st, 2004, 05:43 PM
:lol: :lol: You wrote that for me!! We have no ornaments below 3 feet on the tree!! Chaos ate them all. Lucky for him I did not put anything out that could really hurt him.