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ladyrowan
July 15th, 2001, 06:37 AM
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!
> > >
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.
Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Z-3 series BMW. Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
> > >
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse!
> > >
Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.
> > >
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
> > >
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
> > >
The moral of the story?
> > >
When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.
:eek:

Earth Walker
July 15th, 2001, 05:01 PM
Originally posted by ladyrowan
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!
> > >
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.
Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Z-3 series BMW. Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
> > >
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse!
> > >
Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.
> > >
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
> > >
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
> > >
The moral of the story?
> > >
When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.
:eek:

Ugggggh! <gak> :sick:

Rick
July 16th, 2001, 11:18 AM
...both are quite tasty...

Laiste
July 16th, 2001, 11:33 PM
thanks...that was the first laugh I had all day after being miserable and sick in bed. I needed that. I will share it with all my twisted friends. They will love it.:D

Blessings,

Laiste

Skye
July 16th, 2001, 11:38 PM
****falling off my chair... clutching chest....can't stop laughing***

Thanx for the *Giggles*:D

MammaStar
July 16th, 2001, 11:43 PM
Gotta wake the honey and show him that!!!! LMAO!!!!! 8O 8O 8O

evilslinkycat
July 17th, 2001, 07:49 AM
8O
~giggle~
8O

sherry
July 17th, 2001, 07:53 AM
ROFLMAO:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 8O 8O 8O 8O

ladyrowan
July 17th, 2001, 06:29 PM
If you liked that one, take a look at 'e-mail funnies' thread further down, got more on there. Will update it when i get more - if they're not x-rated that is!!!! haha