i think iate a faerie!

[bellamandu]

:hairraise

i think i ate a faerie!!! what do i do? what do i do?

its not my fault... really... she was just sitting there on my soda!

[Lady Jade]

omg, she'll come out sooner or later

[Xander67]

im not even gonna post in this one..........

its all yours gang!

[Boogins]

Was your drink carbonated? You might both have gas...

[phoenixblayze]

so, does your belly tickle? feel any fluttering :lol:

[Flick]

it will all come out well at the end...
Flick

[bellamandu]

:lol: and you wanna know something else, xander? im serious.....

i was just kinda sitting there, typing away. i didnt realize she was sitting on my soda... right where you sip too....

i didnt realize it until it was too late!

so anyway, they all got really mad at me and starting kicking me and pinching me and stuff! theyre being all mean to me! and then she decided that she wasnt gonna move. she just sat there inside my mouth to make me mad... so i had to keep my mouth open cuz i didnt wanna hurt her... and now i think i swallowed her or something...

[Flick]

Wait. Are you being serious? I'm lost. Too many adult drinks tonight. I should have asked before the last response, but alas, 'tis too late. ( I simply abhore editing)
Flick

[Xander67]

still not posting... :strike:

[bellamandu]

....will you laugh if i say im serious...


telll her to get out of my mouth! shes just sitting there again!!

[bellamandu]

is she out yet?

oh come on! i made you a cute little glass of soda with a cute little straw and everything!

[Boogins]

Try a Gas-X...

[Flick]

Not at all. It's just that if you think about it, it could make for a REALLY good fececious joke (no pun intended). I do have a serious response also.
Flick

[bellamandu]

ok i think shes out now... im pretty sure.. i cant feel her anymore.... okay.....

i think the soda thing worked. thanks lady jade!

[bellamandu]

.....................

........hmm...................


..........now my only problem is figuring out how to get them off my soda can....

:lol: i dont think they trust me anymore, theyre all sitting on my chair right now, just kinda watching me....

[Xentor]

Well, you are quite big compared to them. I would be afraid too.

Can't you just work something out? Like explaining that your mouth is dangerous for them and they need to stay out? Having fairies around is cute and all, but sometimes you really should just scoot them away.

[Xander67]

and brush your teeth too while you are at it.......

you just ate a fairy remember

:T

[FaerieGothMommy]

:T

[morrigen]

Yeah, definately clean your teeth...you don't know *what* that fairy was doing in there...

[Faeawyn]

I'll take what she's having please....

[Xander67]

not me :eek:

im strange enough on cloud 9 :T

[Lady Jade]

ok i think shes out now... im pretty sure.. i cant feel her anymore.... okay.....

i think the soda thing worked. thanks lady jade!

Never had one in my mouth, but I know my fairy likes soda pop with a bendy straw. Glad I could be of some help, it seemed like an emergency!

[Xander67]

for a moment we all thought she was either drinkin or smokin somethin lol

[Laurelei]

Hahaha... this thread's too funny! I'm just glad I took the time to bother telling everyone Astral to get off my chalice when my room was full of them earlier! Though the faeries 'round here are quite big, about as tall as a stick of lipstick if they stand tall, so I'm not sure I would be able to swallow one!

[Crystal_Raye]

omg, she'll come out sooner or later


Ewwwwwwwwww...

[Heathen Dawn]

Die schmecken gut, nicht wahr?

[Faeawyn]

Ewwwwwwwwww...

Ewwww....fairy pooooo ?????

[Xander67]

Die schmecken gut, nicht wahr?


i thought this was fairy poo :T

[Heathen Dawn]

Nein, nein, ich habe gedacht, dass das Mädchen die Fee gegessen hat...

[Theres]

i think i ate a faerie!!! what do i do? what do i do?

its not my fault... really... !

not a problem, PROVIDING you ordered the right wine of course.
just remember this general rule of thumb... white with wings, red with hooves.

[Xander67]

:)

I love White Zifendale :)

[Élistariel]

I'm confused, and I'm gonna sound like an idiot. Are we just totally joking here, or are we ACTUALLY talking about faeries. I believe faires only exist on another plane, and thus can NOT be swallowed. I don't believe in fairies as beings wandering around with us, that are "invisible". I want to believe in them, but that pesky logic keeps getting in the way.

[Psyche Ague]

Note to self :

NEVER take acid...

:eyez: :foh: :shift: :holycow:

Hehehe...

[Klucky]

Damn those sixties...

-Klucky

[bellamandu]

oh come on guys... its been days since ive taken any drugs... :geez: :fishsmack

[Lady Jade]

I'm confused, and I'm gonna sound like an idiot. Are we just totally joking here, or are we ACTUALLY talking about faeries. I believe faires only exist on another plane, and thus can NOT be swallowed. I don't believe in fairies as beings wandering around with us, that are "invisible". I want to believe in them, but that pesky logic keeps getting in the way.

I'll clarify...YES, they are real and sometimes here. I have not seen my fairy, but I know she is here. I am working on clearing my third eye so I can clearly see, hear, and communicate with her more readily. Mine is a 9" tall pixie named Taxie with electric pink hair, likes heavy metal music (not my genre), and has an extreme fondness of anything sparkly, especially blue and sparkly.

Logic, smogic...MAGIC

[bellamandu]

Logic, smogic...MAGIC
:thumbsup:

[Xander67]

well, lets just say, some of us were jokeing, and some of us were talking about fairys, and some of us were sipping the sauce... :T

[Élistariel]

I'll clarify...YES, they are real and sometimes here. I have not seen my fairy, but I know she is here. I am working on clearing my third eye so I can clearly see, hear, and communicate with her more readily. Mine is a 9" tall pixie named Taxie with electric pink hair, likes heavy metal music (not my genre), and has an extreme fondness of anything sparkly, especially blue and sparkly.

Logic, smogic...MAGIC

The fact that you need to use your third eye to see her, only confirms my belief that they are not real. Not physically. I'm not saying that they don't exist, but that you're not gonna be catching one in the butterfly net anytime soon. I've seen my share of "weirdness", so I know there are things out there. But I believe it's only a part of science we haven't fully tapped into, not magic. Only an unknown in science we simply refer to as magic because we don't FULLY understand it yet.

[Ahautenites]

Faeries and I have an understanding. They leave me alone and let me continue to deny their existence, and I let them continue to live without ever meeting my cat.

[Antoninus]

I personally think faeries exist in this world as well as the Astral. Theyre mischevious people who sometimes get themselves into trouble. I have no doubt they watch us, probably because theyre curious. Youd be curious too if you saw a giant. I dont think theyre really too affraid, they have great influcene and magic abilites, more than most of us and we cant really do anything to them.