Daft things people say.........

[ladyrowan]

All true.............

"Absolutely wonderful - but what a shame they built it so close to Heathrow Airport"
American tourist's verdict on Windsor Castle

"For those travelling to the Wimbledon tennis, please alight at Wimbledon"
Helpful South-West Trains announcement


"Vacuum: A large empty space where the Pope lives"
An 11-year-old's answer in a science exam


I love that last one!! haha

[Rævyn Cigány]

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[evilslinkycat]

~giggle~8O

When I was in high school my friends and I were driving around, we happend to come across a car fire,which was empty at the time so no one was hurt....we found a pay phone and one of the guys paniced and kept asking me for the number to 911.... :rolleyes: 8O

[ladyrowan]

And could you remember it?? hehe

[ladyrowan]

"It is white" : President Bush, when a child in London asked him what the White House was like. :rolleyes:

[ladyrowan]

"At least I can wear high heels now"
Nicole Kidman, after her divorce from pint-sized Tom Cruise



"I hardly felt a thing, although it made me sweat a bit"
English doctor, Jonathon Heatley, after he performed his own vasectomy :eek:



"I came in here 40 years ago with Cole Porter"
Serial name-dropper, Larry Adler who died this week, to barman

"Sorry, I'm serving as fast as I can"
Barman's reply to Larry Adler.


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[bloodstone20]

the bush thing i beileve ... and no, i saw the white house, andits purple!

[Earth Walker]

Originally posted by ladyrowan
"At least I can wear high heels now"
Nicole Kidman, after her divorce from pint-sized Tom Cruise



"I hardly felt a thing, although it made me sweat a bit"
English doctor, Jonathon Heatley, after he performed his own vasectomy :eek:



"I came in here 40 years ago with Cole Porter"
Serial name-dropper, Larry Adler who died this week, to barman

"Sorry, I'm serving as fast as I can"
Barman's reply to Larry Adler.


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[Danustouch]

:) BUMP :)

[Earth Walker]

I can't be overdrawn at the bank. I still have cheques left! 8O

[Danustouch]

Brooke Shields (in an address about the hazzards of smoking)..

"If you smoke, you might die...and if you die, you've lost a very important part of your life".

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oh...and once..my hubby was redoing someones car (he's an autobody man...)..and the job was one that had to be done from the ground up. It was like he had to completely rebuild the car. So obviosly...it was a job that was like, a full time, VERY long, project. Well..every week, the guy was supposed to show up with a check for my hubby. One week, the check bounced. My hubby called the guy to tell him his check had bounced, and the guy goes.."Well, Not all of it bounced...there was SOME money in there...so it didn't ALL bounce". Quite seriously!!!!

The SAME guy..called him toward the end of the project, and asked him if it was close to completion. My hubby said.."Well I still have a ways to go.". The guy says.."Well..I'd love to have you continue..but I don't have the money to.". Hubby said.."Well..if you don't have the money..I can't continue". Client says..."Well..I USED to have it..but not no more". Again..dead pan.

Hubby says the guy is heavily medicated for back pain. We constantly bring this up, it's one of our inside jokes.

[Dria El]

<shakes head>

:rolleyes:

[Socharis]

LOL 8O Great Stuff