Rævyn Cigány
July 19th, 2001, 01:27 AM
Warning!
If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it
immediately. Do
not
open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not
only erase
everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete
anything on disks
within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the
stripes on all of your
credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws
up the tracking on
your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any
CD's you attempt
to
play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only
your
mother-in-law's number. This virus will mix
antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all your
beer. (For Gods sake
man are you listening?!?!) It will leave dirty socks on
the coffee table
when
you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo
with Nair and your
Nair with Rogaine, all the while dating your current
boy/girlfriend behind
your back! and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa
card.
It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in
a way that is
only fun until someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your
backup files,
changing all your active
verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable
misspellings which
grossly change the interpretations of key
sentences. If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a
Windows 95/98
environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave
your hair dryer
plugged in
dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only
remove the forbidden
tags
from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your
skim milk with
whole milk.
**WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.**
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20
seconds,you'll fart so
hard
that your right leg will spasm, shoot straight out in
front of you,sending
sparks that will ignite onto the person nearest you!
May the Godess help us all if this thing gets loose!
If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it
immediately. Do
not
open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not
only erase
everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete
anything on disks
within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the
stripes on all of your
credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws
up the tracking on
your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any
CD's you attempt
to
play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only
your
mother-in-law's number. This virus will mix
antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all your
beer. (For Gods sake
man are you listening?!?!) It will leave dirty socks on
the coffee table
when
you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo
with Nair and your
Nair with Rogaine, all the while dating your current
boy/girlfriend behind
your back! and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa
card.
It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in
a way that is
only fun until someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your
backup files,
changing all your active
verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable
misspellings which
grossly change the interpretations of key
sentences. If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a
Windows 95/98
environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave
your hair dryer
plugged in
dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only
remove the forbidden
tags
from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your
skim milk with
whole milk.
**WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.**
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20
seconds,you'll fart so
hard
that your right leg will spasm, shoot straight out in
front of you,sending
sparks that will ignite onto the person nearest you!
May the Godess help us all if this thing gets loose!