A Computer Blessing

[Lucius]

I think this is so cute. What do y'all think?


Blessings on this fine machine,
May its data all be clean.
Let the files stay where they're put,
Away from disk drives keep all soot.
From its screen shall come no whines,
Let in no spikes on power lines.
As oaks were sacred to the Druids,
Let not the keyboard suffer fluids.
Disk Full shall be no more than rarity,
The memory shall not miss its parity.
From the modem shall come wonders,
Without line noise making blunders.
May it never catch a virus,
And all its software stay desirous.
Oh let the printer never jam,
And turn my output into spam.
I ask of Eris, noble queen,
Keep Murphy far from this machine.

[Faeawyn]

lol...I have that in my BOS too :)....I've never used it, but perhaps I should. :lol:

[Eowyn]

Awww... It's cute... I might add it to my BOS... I like it but "fine machine" can be discussed by many.. ;)

[Lucius]

...its so adorable... :hehehehe:

[Eowyn]

Favourite parts:

May it never catch a virus,
And all its software stay desirous.
Oh let the printer never jam,
And turn my output into spam.

Blessings on this fine machine,
May its data all be clean.
Let the files stay where they're put,
Away from disk drives keep all soot.

Let not the keyboard suffer fluids.
Disk Full shall be no more than rarity,
The memory shall not miss its parity

[Lucius]

Glad you enjoy it. :floating:

[KatCallide]

lol my parents own a computer store. I'll have to print that out and put it in their office :hehehehe:

[Lucius]

lol my parents own a computer store. I'll have to print that out and put it in their office :hehehehe:
Sounds like a plan. ;) Please let us know how it goes... :hehehehe: