help--need a pagan funny

[Xois]

does anyone have a copy of that online joke that shows what it would be like if there was prayer in school and EVERY religion had to be represented?

I can't seem to find it..

Thanks
Xois

[Mairwen]

No, but I do have a related cartoon. LOL!

[Earth Walker]

Downloaded. That was great. Anymore cartoons like that?

[Xois]

That s cool...but that isn't the one I had in mind... :D This one was text...

[threenorns]

... that starts

"now i sit me down in school,
where praying is against the rule" ?

[Xois]

hmmm, no

It was like a teacher getting her students to settle down and at the end she says for everyone to bring a chicken for tomorrow becuase it was Santria day or something like that...

[Djiril]

:bumpsmili

[Lunacie]

Don't know why a five-year old dead-thread was resurrected, but it is a good joke.



"Let's quiet down, children. Now that we've finally gotten rid of that terrible Supreme Court Decision, I can again lead you in prayer.

"So children, let's get ready for our morning prayer. Did everyone remember to bring their chicken?

"Mary, where is your chicken? That's all right, Mary, don't cry. As I told you yesterday, if you can't afford a chicken, the school is required to provide one. I've got plenty of extra chickens up here by the prayer mats, meditation crystals and peyote buds. Did anyone else forget to bring their chicken?

"As you know from your schedule, children, today I will lead you in a Santeria prayer. It's a recognized, ancient religion. Now I know some of you have complained that many of these prayers don't represent your beliefs. But remember, they do represent the sincere beliefs of many Americans. I promise you that eventually I will lead the class in a prayer representing your religion."



Go here to read the rest of the story:
http://www.turoks.net/Cabana/ChildrenPullOutYourChickens.htm