SnowStar
July 22nd, 2001, 06:07 PM
"Frankly, Scallop, I don't give a clam." (seen on Cape Cod)
"That's it! I'm calling grandma!" (seen on an 8-year old)
"Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up."
"Procrastinate now!"
"Rehab is for quitters."
"My dog can lick anyone."
"Yes, I have a degree in Liberal Arts. Do you want fries with that?"
"Party tonight. My crib. 2 a.m." (on a baby's shirt)
"Finally 21, and legally able to do everything I've been doing since
I was 15."
"Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with the software."
"Watch out - I'm out of estrogen, and I've got a gun."
"A hangover is the wrath of grapes."
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance."
"Stupidity is not a handicap. Park somewhere else."
"They call it 'PMS' because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken."
"He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead."
"Time's fun when you're having flies." - Kermit the Frog
"Police Station Toilet Stolen - Cops Have Nothing to Go On."
"Heck is where people go who don't believe in Gosh."
"A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses a thousand times
more memory."
"The meek shall inherit the earth. After we're through with it."
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. Think about
it."
"Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken. A lifetime commitment for
a pig.
"The trouble with life is there's no background music."
"If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
"Suicidal Twin Kills Sister By Mistake."
"Smith & Wesson - the original point-and-click interface."
"My wild oats have turned to shredded wheat."
"Computers don't byte, but they nybble a bit."
"Nyquil - the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning like
that medicine."
"Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research."
"That's it! I'm calling grandma!" (seen on an 8-year old)
"Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up."
"Procrastinate now!"
"Rehab is for quitters."
"My dog can lick anyone."
"Yes, I have a degree in Liberal Arts. Do you want fries with that?"
"Party tonight. My crib. 2 a.m." (on a baby's shirt)
"Finally 21, and legally able to do everything I've been doing since
I was 15."
"Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with the software."
"Watch out - I'm out of estrogen, and I've got a gun."
"A hangover is the wrath of grapes."
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance."
"Stupidity is not a handicap. Park somewhere else."
"They call it 'PMS' because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken."
"He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead."
"Time's fun when you're having flies." - Kermit the Frog
"Police Station Toilet Stolen - Cops Have Nothing to Go On."
"Heck is where people go who don't believe in Gosh."
"A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses a thousand times
more memory."
"The meek shall inherit the earth. After we're through with it."
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. Think about
it."
"Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken. A lifetime commitment for
a pig.
"The trouble with life is there's no background music."
"If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
"Suicidal Twin Kills Sister By Mistake."
"Smith & Wesson - the original point-and-click interface."
"My wild oats have turned to shredded wheat."
"Computers don't byte, but they nybble a bit."
"Nyquil - the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning like
that medicine."
"Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research."