This Subject Will be horribly controversial!

[MistOfTheSea86]

What does of everyone think of monkeys?

[Myst]

I think you have way too much time on your hands tonight.
:p

[Socharis]

they are great. I like all animals.

[MistOfTheSea86]

Willow you are correct! I just think that we need another huge humor thread, everyones needs another place to laugh! And besides I am interested in your thoughts! So I can steal them... And make them my own MWAHAHAHAHA!8O

[Myst]

Mwa ha ha you are foiled again!!

I simply HAVE NO THOUGHTS.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*cough*sputter*HAHAHAHA

[reanna]

Originally posted by WillowRaven
Mwa ha ha you are foiled again!!

I simply HAVE NO THOUGHTS.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*cough*sputter*HAHAHAHA



:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

I coughed and sputtered when I read this!! Too funny!! Thanks for the great big choking fit !!!(I was drinking a glass of coke and d*mn near spewed it onto the screen!)

lol :):):):)

[MistOfTheSea86]

That is what you think Willow, but one night you will walk down a dark alley and see a shadey figure! And that will be me with my brain wave! At first it is just coughing but then it is total control!Mwahaha, MWahaha, MWAhaha!8O 8O 8O *Cough* Uh oh, no!!!!!!!

[Danustouch]

MONKEYS HAVE FEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!

[Wyrdsister]

Originally posted by Danustouch
MONKEYS HAVE FEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!! No, no, no!! More importantly, Monkeys have TAAAAAAAIIIIIILLLLLLSS!!!

I now return you to your regularly scheduled Coke-sputtering coughing fit. :D

Wyrdsister

[Danustouch]

SNARF!!!!!!

[threenorns]

not all monkeys have tails, you know <bratty four-year-old snippy voice>.

some are just plain butt-ugly (ever seen a gibbon?).


<wondering: what possible advantage could having a blue butt serve!?>

[Myst]

Now, now, all Goddess's creatures are beautiful in their own way.... Blue butt or not...


well except millipedes and centipedes... they're nasty... hehe

[threenorns]

millipedes and centipedes do SO serve a useful purpose:


hors d'oeuvres!!!!! (pronounced in our house as "horse doovers").

[loopy]

Originally posted by threenorns
<wondering: what possible advantage could having a blue butt serve!?>

Gets 'em noticed. :D

[Danustouch]

Chiggers are the nastiest bugs, though!

[Yvonne Belisle]

So thats why so many guys wear bluejeans.:eek:

[Mairwen]

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[Danustouch]

LMAOOOOOOOO yvonne! Wow..never thought of that...hmmmmmmmmm...lol

[loopy]

Yvonne :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[random]

well, I guess I have a sick kinda humor thing... 'cause, no offense or anything, but i didn't even smile.

but, oh well..

[Yvonne Belisle]

Drat no smile from you oh well I'll have to try harder next time.

[Tanna]

*cooing baby voice* aww... diddums break his funny bone?

*blaring, uncouth, contrasting voice* hey, eve! you gonna fix it or grind it into powder?


:D insanity ensues :p

enjoy :sunny:

[Lavender]

Originally posted by MistOfTheSea86
What does of everyone think of monkeys?

They're fuzzy.

[Apotheosis]

Did someone say Monkeys?

[Yvonne Belisle]

Long time no see glad to see you posting.:)

[MammaStar]

*horrible german accent* Do you want to touch my Monkey?

Now is the time on MW ven ve dance!

[EasternPriest]

Ticks beat chiggers for nasty

[Tanna]

going wildly off topic as well...

i dunno about chiggers, but if it weren't for lyme disease, etc., ticks would just be icky-creepy-eww-get-it-off-me.

now, i believe someone was saying something about monkeys

...and TAAAAAAA-ILS!!!!!!! prehensile tails, to be exact. and aren't monkeys with no tails referred to as apes? they're not monkeys at all without the TAAAAAAA-IL. *nods smartly* hmm!

i now return you to your previous discussion:sunny:

[eaglewolf]

Ummm...

What just happened?

*shrugs*

~ew

[Tanna]

weren't you listening? didn't i make it perfectly clear?

[Shy Hawk]

I don't know what's going on but...I likey monkeys. ;)
I like to stroke them, and pet them, and hug them, a kiss them, and....oh my, forget it, nevermind.

[eaglewolf]

Originally posted by Tanna
weren't you listening? didn't i make it perfectly clear?

I am sure you did, I just wasn't...

;)

~ew

[Tanna]

well, phooey! why for are you not in silliness mode? i am, therefore the rest of the world ought to be, as well! monkeys: delightful critters who swallow squeeky-toys for me to play with:)

[EasternPriest]

Originally posted by Shy Hawk
I don't know what's going on but...I likey monkeys. ;)
I like to stroke them, and pet them, and hug them, a kiss them, and....oh my, forget it, nevermind.

don't tell me you spank them???????:eek:

[Danustouch]

Will refrain from commenting here...lol..will just continue to ROFL

[Tanna]

eeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Tanna]

time-warp replys again!!!

[Shy Hawk]

Me? Spank a monkey?.....only if it needs to be.






Oh my, did I say that?:eek:

[eaglewolf]

Originally posted by Tanna
...why for are you not in silliness mode...)

I am sweetie... it's just a toned down version of my normal self. I will be back up to speed in a week or two...

...nothing personal.

:p

~ew

[Tanna]

*sniffles, blubbery voice* but it didn't look silly to meeeeeeiiiiiiii!

[eaglewolf]

Originally posted by Tanna
*sniffles, blubbery voice* but it didn't look silly to meeeeeeiiiiiiii!

Well, you have to stand on your head and look at it while juggling eggs with your feet...

:eek:

~ew

[Myst]

Oh come on, lots of men like to spank their monkey, nothing wrong with it...

[Shy Hawk]

Yes well, but I'm not a man.
I will however say, that it doesn't bother me any. ;) I'm up for a round or two.

[Danustouch]

But if one is to spank their monkey...the question should be, what would they do with the tail????????

[Tanna]

to quote mairwen in excess:

:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o :o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o :o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o :o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o

'nuff said

[Shy Hawk]

The tail huh? I guess I have a few suggestions.;)

lol Tanna, you're a trip.

[eaglewolf]

I would spank my monkey, but I'm afraid of what it would do to me...

:smash:

~ew

[EasternPriest]

Originally posted by Shy Hawk
Me? Spank a monkey?.....only if it needs to be.






Oh my, did I say that?:eek:

lol......hehehe:cool:

[EasternPriest]

Originally posted by Shy Hawk
Yes well, but I'm not a man.
I will however say, that it doesn't bother me any. ;) I'm up for a round or two.


hmmm....really?????....lol:bigredgri

[Danustouch]

Hands EP a bar of soap and threaghtens to wash out his brain.

hehehehe.

[Shy Hawk]

I think you guys are getting naughty....I am impressionable you know?:rolleyes:
lol...and I for one, was speaking of a real live, furry, energetic little (or not) monkey. And, yes, I will spank it if the need arises.:bad:

[Lavender]

Originally posted by EasternPriest
Ticks beat chiggers for nasty

Nothing beats slugs! :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:

[Shy Hawk]

I like slugs and worms just fine...however, I DO NOT LIKE
LEACHES!!!!!!!!!!

[eaglewolf]

Originally posted by Shy Hawk
...however, I DO NOT LIKE
LEACHES!!!!!!!!!!

Then you would absolutely hate my ex-wife...

:uzi:

~ew

[Shy Hawk]

Hehe, maybe not. I think I'll just practice my aim anyhow....
:uzi: :shot:

[EasternPriest]

Originally posted by Wildchild


Nothing beats slugs! :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:

especially between the toes......:mad:

[EasternPriest]

"Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish head..."


ooops, wrong forum/.....

[Lavender]

Originally posted by EasternPriest


especially between the toes......:mad:

EEEWWWWW!!!! (sorry, not you, Eaglewolf)

[Lavender]

(this home button is just dandy!)






(Oh! The End button brings you back down! :) )

[Danustouch]

Off topic of monkeys..but right on topic about slugs....

When i was a christian, I was part of a touring choir. We were doing an outdoors concert in New Jersey (Magnolia) once, and the Risers were set up beneath a bunch of trees, to give us shade. All of a sudden, during the concert, we were singing away, and feeling things..."splat" on us. On our scores, on our heads, down our shirts, on our feet. Looking down, we saw that they were SLUGS!!!!!!!! It was almost RAINING SLUGSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! OMG...it was SOOOOOO disgusting. But we had to forge ahead, and finish the concert, despite the disgusting situation we were in. After the concert, we looked down at the ground, and it was almost COVERED in slugs...you had to be totally careful where you stepped, so you didn't get that awful squishing sound. Oh Gods..that was SUCH a nightmare!

[threenorns]

[sits in the corner rocking back and forth, humming "three little monkeys, jumping on the bed... one fell off and bumped his head..."]

[Danustouch]

AKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK...Flashbacks of Nursery School!

[threenorns]

yvonne, you just might have a point, LOL!

too bad so many guys LOOK like gibbons in blue jeans!

[Rævyn Cigány]

Originally posted by Danustouch
SNARF!!!!!!

Troz!!!

[Loki]

Their kind of passe are they not?
I mean they just played at the local ball park here but they haven't put out a serious record in years. :)

[Shy Hawk]

Hey I just bough one of their albums...shy of a month ago.

[Danustouch]

The Monkees are NEVER passe!

[MistOfTheSea86]

Spanking the monkey is a short process in the land of Ali-boobaba which takes the man into the dark woods to find the monkey, and in hopes to spank it!
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[Dellit Tandannon]

Originally posted by Rævyn Cigány


Troz!!!

POIT!!!!!

[Yvonne Belisle]

ROTFLMAO I think I squished the cat!

[Danustouch]

Rooooooooopboing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dellit Tandannon]

<quotes monty python's flying circus>

and now for something completely different.......
the penguin on top of your television set shall now explode
.
.
.
.
BOOM

well, how'd he know that?!
i don't know....
bumma!
why do you say bumma?
i don't know... bumma!

[Yvonne Belisle]

Maybe we only thought they were monkeys they could have been penguins in a monkey suit or hey even monkeys in a penguin suit!:eek:

[Jezanna-fae]

I love all the creature in the world....though my least favorite would have to be scorpians or ants

[Dellit Tandannon]

BEWARE THE PENGUIN!

[Sequoia]

. . . just what is it those monkeys getting spanked do with their prehensile tails? :D 8O :eek:

OH NO!! :eek: SOMEBODY LET THE PENGUINS INTO THE PINK COOLAIDE!! THEY'VE BECOME PINK!! MUTANT PINK PENGUINS, TRYING TO RULE THE WORLD!!
AAAAAAAAAHHH. . . .


8O

[Myst]

Originally posted by Dellit Tandannon
BEWARE THE PENGUIN!

One of my best female friend's nickname is Penguin 8O

[Tanna]

now the fluffy little penguinininios have discovered the bathtub full of water in which dellit was partaking.

shrinking down to (dare i say it?) 2' 11", i start chanting

PINK del-lit, PINK del-lit, PINK del-lit, PINK del-lit, PINK del-lit, PINK del-lit, PINK del-lit, PINK del-lit, PINK del-lit, PINK del-lit, PINK del-lit, PINK del-lit, PINK del-lit, PINK del-lit, PINK PINK PINK PINK PINK del-lit!!!!!!!

all the while proceeding to dip cups in the tub full of pink stuff and traipse off with them to offer the mousey and the catfey...

...to be continued...
:sunny::Dhehehhehehhehehehhehehhehehhehehhehehheheheh...

[Rævyn Cigány]

WHAT????

*shakes head as she walks away....* sigh...now I'm going to have to go back and read the WHOLE thread because I'm totally LOST!!

BB

Rae )0(

[Sequoia]

it's quite simple, really. The pink penguins are overthrowing world governments and causing chaos with member's bathtubs. . . in fact, you should see them dancing around my screen! . . . nasty little buggers, they just won't go away!

[Loki]

As my one signature quote below says. . .

When in danger when in doubt. . .

I will proceed with those instructions as the penguins assume control of my bath tub and boot me out of my house (at least they threw me a change of clothes). It looks like their planning a party. :rolleyes:

[bloodstone20]

run around disguised as ppl. don't tell them i told you this. I took an oath of secrecy. ;)

[Yvonne Belisle]

So that's why Naillosotarrain won't take a bath only showers fear of pink penguins ah.............................here pengy pengy pengy i got a nice shower for you to infest...........

[Tanna]

*giggle, giggle, giggle, snort* "mousey want a cuppa?" [barely concealed]*snicker, snicker, snort*

[Sequoia]

*whips out a portable transporter and beams all the pink penguins to antarctica where they then proceed to cover it with pink cotton candy and name it Pinksnowlandjustforus*