Bill Gates Funnies

[71Beetle4Rio]

I pulled this from a VW site and thought I would share:

Laugh now. Just wait. Gates is Satan. Read your Bible. Revelations:

Quote:
"He also forced everyone, small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on his right hand or on his forehead, so that no one could buy or sell unless he had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of his name. This calls for wisdom. If anyone has insight, let him calculate the number of the beast, for it is man's number. His number is 666." Revelation 13:16-18.

Now, Ponder this Mr. Computer Programmer Boy:

Bill gates' REAL name is William Henry Gates III? Nowadays, he is known as Bill Gates (III) where "III" means the order of third (3rd). So, what's so eerie about this name?
OK, if you take all the letters in Bill Gates III and then convert it in ASCII code (American standard code for information interchange) and then ADD up all the numbers...you will get 666, which is the number of the beast!!!

B = 66
I = 73
L = 76
L = 76
G = 71
A = 65
T = 84
E = 69
S = 83
I = 1
I = 1
I = 1__ = 666 !!!! THE NUMBER OF THE DEVIL

Coincidence? Maybe, but take WINDOWS 95 and do the SAME procedure and you will get 666 too!!! And the same goes for MS-DOS 6.31!!! Are you sure this is not a coincidence? You decide....

MS-DOS 6.21 ** 77+83+45+68+79+83+32+54+46+50+49 = 666

WINDOWS 95 ** 87+73+78+68+79+87+83+57+53+1= 666

There's much more, but I need to go adjust my tinfoil hat.

[luna rising]

Fuh - reaky. I am going to pass that on to everyone I know. And while you are at it, will you make a tinfoil hat for me? I think the religious right is trying to abscond with my frontal lobe.

[71Beetle4Rio]

One tinfoil hat coming up...................... :spaceman:

[djmixon]

I have heard that Bill Gates is Satan and that makes Microsoft the Spawn of Satan. . .therefore, everytime we use our computers, we are performing a Satanic Ritual. . .