Myst
July 28th, 2001, 02:09 AM
Are you a technopagan?
If your athame has a SCSI interface...
If your OBE's begin with a netsplit...
If your priest robes conceal a pocket protector...
If you calculate the phases of the moon with Windows '95...
If your altar has a keyboard...
If your Yule ritual involves defragmentation...
If your coven is spread over a 12,000 sq. mi. area...
If your Book of Shadows has a 6-digit version number...
If you refer to deities using 3-letter acronyms (ODN, LKI, THR)...
If you do cord magick with ethernet...
If you ritually down your server for Samhain...
If your altar cloth is a mouse pad...
If, when your quarter candles burn out, the UPS backup system kicks in...
If erecting the temple entails formatting more than 4 disks...
If casteing the circle changes an (int) to a (float)...
If your Star Trek screen-saver signals when your meditation period is
over ...
If your Beltane ritual includes more than one news group...
If passing the cakes and ale entails using a /me command...
If your search for truth involves regular expressions...
If your familiar is a mouse...
If you draw down the moon using a light-pen...
If your cone of power has a surge suppressor...
If your tarot cards multi-task...
If your daemons collect news for you...
If your crystal ball has a horizontal-hold control...
If you refer to solitary practice as a "stand alone"...
If you tap into the collective unconscious using Netscape...
If your favorite deity has a homepage...
If the address of your covenstead begins with http:// ...
and finally...
If your circle is a token ring...
...well, you just might be a technopagan!
If your athame has a SCSI interface...
If your OBE's begin with a netsplit...
If your priest robes conceal a pocket protector...
If you calculate the phases of the moon with Windows '95...
If your altar has a keyboard...
If your Yule ritual involves defragmentation...
If your coven is spread over a 12,000 sq. mi. area...
If your Book of Shadows has a 6-digit version number...
If you refer to deities using 3-letter acronyms (ODN, LKI, THR)...
If you do cord magick with ethernet...
If you ritually down your server for Samhain...
If your altar cloth is a mouse pad...
If, when your quarter candles burn out, the UPS backup system kicks in...
If erecting the temple entails formatting more than 4 disks...
If casteing the circle changes an (int) to a (float)...
If your Star Trek screen-saver signals when your meditation period is
over ...
If your Beltane ritual includes more than one news group...
If passing the cakes and ale entails using a /me command...
If your search for truth involves regular expressions...
If your familiar is a mouse...
If you draw down the moon using a light-pen...
If your cone of power has a surge suppressor...
If your tarot cards multi-task...
If your daemons collect news for you...
If your crystal ball has a horizontal-hold control...
If you refer to solitary practice as a "stand alone"...
If you tap into the collective unconscious using Netscape...
If your favorite deity has a homepage...
If the address of your covenstead begins with http:// ...
and finally...
If your circle is a token ring...
...well, you just might be a technopagan!