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Xois
July 28th, 2001, 09:39 PM
667
Neighbor of the Beast


Gosh, I am still laughing!

bloodstone20
July 28th, 2001, 09:43 PM
That should be my home adress. We are located just south of Hell.

mol
July 28th, 2001, 09:43 PM
Originally posted by Xois
667
Neighbor of the Beast


Gosh, I am still laughing!

LOL.

ladyrowan
July 28th, 2001, 09:44 PM
8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O Love It! I Want One!! 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O

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SnowStar
July 28th, 2001, 09:59 PM
665
other neighbour of the beast ;)

Xois
July 28th, 2001, 10:00 PM
LOL snow

Rævyn Cigány
July 29th, 2001, 10:13 PM
Originally posted by SnowStar
665
other neighbour of the beast ;)

Wouldn't that be 664 and 668 though? weird frikkin street that goes number by number instead of odd and even, don'tcha think? ;) hey, this isn't me talking, it's my hubby's very LITERAL nature :rolleyes:.....don't mind him :D

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Rae )0(

SnowStar
July 29th, 2001, 10:30 PM
True, true...and I thought the same thing, but I figured I'd just use the same joke as the bumper sticker as I tend to put too much logic behind things and then people don't find them funny. *shrugs*

Emerald Sky
July 30th, 2001, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by bloodstone20
That should be my home adress. We are located just south of Hell.

As in Hell, MI? I'm in Dansville.

bloodstone20
July 30th, 2001, 03:11 PM
I wasn't being literal. Just how I feel. I live in S NJ.

SpiDer_AnGeL
July 30th, 2001, 07:56 PM
learned today that there was an actual city/town,or whateve it is, of Hell!

bloodstone20
July 31st, 2001, 06:10 PM
sounds interesting... Maybe it is a prison community.

Wyrdsister
July 31st, 2001, 08:32 PM
Oh I love this! There are a slew of jokes related to this! I've seen them in various places before - in emails, on web sites, etc.

Here's a bunch I received from a friend of mine back in 1996!! You can tell we're geeks...

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The NUMBERs of the beast

666 - Number of the beast
668 - Neighbor of the beast
660 - Approximate number of the Beast
DCLXVI - Roman numeral of the Beast
666.0000 - Number of the High Precision Beast
0.666 - Number of the Millibeast
1/666 - Common Denominator of the Beast
666[-/(-1)] - Imaginary number of the Beast
1010011010 - Binary of the Beast
29A - Hexidecimal of the Beast
1-666 - Area code of the Beast
00666 - Zip code of the Beast
1-900-666-0666: Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute. Over 18 only please.
$665.95 - Retail price of the Beast
$699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax
$769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
$656.66 - Wal*Mart price of the Beast
$646.66 - Next week's Wal*Mart price of the Beast
Phillips 666 - Gasoline of the Beast
Route 666 - Way of the Beast
666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
666k - Retirement plan of the Beast
666 mg - Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
6.66% - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
DSM-666 (revised) - Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
Lotus 6-6-6 - Spreadsheet of the Beast
Word 6.66 - Word Processor of the Beast
i66686 - CPU of the Beast
666i - BMW of the Beast
666-66-6666 - Social Securuity Number of the Beast
6, uh... what was that number again? - Number of the Blonde Beast
____

I'm pissing myself laughing over all of these again!! :D 8O :D 8O

If anyone has any more, please share!

Wyrdsister


PS Has anyone here heard of the group "Corky and the Juice Pigs?" They have a song called "666-6666" - "It's the number / of the Daughter / of the Beast!" Hilarious song 8O

Red Stag
July 31st, 2001, 10:29 PM
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dragon Knight
August 1st, 2001, 12:42 AM
Where can I buy one?

SimplyStrange
August 1st, 2001, 02:49 AM
8O Those are all really funny bumper stickers!8O

These don't really have much to do with the beast numbers and stuff, but...
I think some of my favorite bumper stickers are:

"Honk if you love Hanson! (Then drive into a tree)"

"Cat: The Other White Meat"

"Those who say they don't like cats just haven't had them properly prepared!"

You can find a bunch of funny ones at:

http://www.published.com/mvp/index.html

~SS~