Just Jokes

[Litha]

Misc. Jokes

Q: If a Witch practices on the beach, is she a Sandwich?

Q: What's Wiccan, flies around, and makes honey?
A: The Blessed Bee!

Q: What do you say to an angry witch?
A: Ribbit

Q: What's the difference between a New Ager and a Pagan?
A: A decimal point. An item you'll pay $300 to a New Ager for, you can get
from a local Pagan for $30.

Q: How do you tell a New Age witch from a NeoPagan Witch?
A: You throw them both in the water. The NeoPagan Witch will float, whereas the New Age Witch will sink under the weight of all their overpriced crystals....

Q: What happens when a Ceremonial Magician gets angry?
A: He goes Qua-ballistic.

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Blonde Jokes (JK!)


Q: Why did the blond pagan have a lasso?
A: She wanted to draw down the moon.


Q: Why did the blond pagan have a remote control?
A: She wanted to channel.


Q: How can you tell a blonde pagan closed the circle?
A: There's white-out on the floor.

[reanna]

LOL!!!! :):):)

[gunner]

chuckle

and a very old one;
"how many witches does it take to change a light bulb?"

"into what?"

[Litha]

ahahhahahahaa!!!
that's a good one :D

[slvr_phoenix]

This one is a bit borrowed, but here it goes:

Q: How many new-agers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: One, but the lightbulb has to want to change.

[Litha]

aw, the poor light bulbs...everyone wants to change them 8O

[slvr_phoenix]

Heh heh. I read one novel set in older times where they author had replaced lightbulb jokes for lamp wick jokes. :) I thought that was a nifty idea. Heh heh.

[Rævyn Cigány]

Q: What happens when a Ceremonial Magician gets angry? A: He goes Qua-ballistic.


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