Top 50 Oxymorons

[SpiDer_AnGeL]

I found these so funny!!! So *of course* I had to share!

Top 50 Oxymorons...

Act naturally
Found missing
Resident alien
Advanced BASIC
Genuine imitation
Airline food
Good grief
Same difference
Almost exactly
Government organization
Sanitary landfill
Alone together
Legally drunk
Silent scream
British fashion
Living dead
Small crowd
Business ethics
Soft rock
Butt head
Military intelligence
Software documentation
New York culture
Extinct life
Sweet sorrow
Childproof
"Now, then..."
Synthetic natural gas
Christian scientists
Passive aggression
Taped live
Clearly misunderstood
Peace force
New classic
Temporary tax increase
Plastic glasses
Terribly pleased
Computer security
Political science
Tight slacks
Definite maybe
Pretty ugly
Twelve-ounce pound cake
Diet ice cream
Rap music
Working vacation
Exact estimate
Religious tolerance

And the NUMBER ONE top OXY-Moron:
Microsoft Works8O 8O 8O hahahahaha8O 8O 8O

[Niamh]

I LOVE it! I remember George Carlin doing a piece about oxymorons... and euphamisms. So great...:D

[Rævyn Cigány]

8O 8O 8O 8O 8O *SNORT* 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O

Good ones SA!!!

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Rae )0(

[TheTempestuous1]

Oh my god I love george carlin!!! = ) he is my all time favorite comedian / satirist (sp?) In my opinion he should be president. I loved his thing with oxymorons too. Expecially "near miss" when 2 planes almost collide they call it a near miss. he says " hell I call it a near hit! Oh look , they nearly missed ::crash::!! " hes great. I could quote him for hours.

Meghan "TheTempestuous1"

[Socharis]

LOL Great Stuff Cherrs :D

[ladyrowan]

Originally posted by SpiDer_AnGeL
I found these so funny!!! So *of course* I had to share!

Top 50 Oxymorons...


British fashion


8O 8O 8O



HEY, thought there was no 'Bashing' allowed on this site!!!! :meanface:

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[Niamh]

British fashion
:eek:

[Loki]

What about Hot Water Heater? why would you want to heat hot water?
and Jumbo Shrimp.8O

[SnowStar]

Another one I like that someone in my French class came up with in one of our less academically productive moments was Sisters of Mercy. Considering we go to a Catholic school run by the Sisters of Mercy it was doubly funny.

[SpiDer_AnGeL]

I am so sorry!!!! I didn't even notice that. I just liked Microsoft Works. I just copied and pasted.........I'm too lazy to type it. So to all who were afended by it I appologize!! Blessed Be-
SpiDer
Originally posted by ladyrowan




HEY, thought there was no 'Bashing' allowed on this site!!!! :meanface:

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[ladyrowan]

no probs 8O

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