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Dria El
August 2nd, 2001, 06:05 AM
Things to Think About

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us.

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?

You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.

We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors.... but they all have to learn to live in the same box.

Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

Dance like no one is watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like no one is listening,
Live like it's heaven on earth.

Rævyn Cigány
August 2nd, 2001, 02:09 PM
*holds head in agony*

Ohhhhh I don't have the brain-power to contemplate these (although I like the one about Wal-Mart ;))

Thanks for posting them, Dria

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Rae )0(

Mooncrow
August 2nd, 2001, 02:20 PM
I have seen a number of products in the auto parts store that decrease fuel consumption by up to 25% ..........if i get more than 4 of them , will fuel start leaking from the top of my gas tank?




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Mooncrow

Dria El
August 2nd, 2001, 04:41 PM
lol Good one Mooncrow!

:D

Dellit Tandannon
August 2nd, 2001, 04:56 PM
if you spin an oriental person in circles, do they become disoriented?

if you're oriental, please don't take offense to this. i'm not making fun of you. its a play on words :)

Shy Hawk
August 2nd, 2001, 04:58 PM
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

Why is there braille on drive through ATMs?