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Codehappy Kid
August 2nd, 2001, 12:58 PM
He SAt AlONe IN HIS CAr, BeCAuSe SHe WAs InSTaNTlY SiCK UPoN ONe GaNdEr OVEr ThAt PoS. In TeArS, He ThReW NiNe CAtS. "NO ONe UNdErSTaNdS!" He SPAt.
(more later - this is friggin' hard!)
Mairwen
August 2nd, 2001, 01:49 PM
LMAO! I love it!! Keep it coming!! Please!!!
Codehappy Kid
August 2nd, 2001, 02:28 PM
NePtUNe SOON FINdS HIS MoUTh ON ThErEsAs ArSe, WHICH IS SiCK In NAtURe, AlSO He IS HEr FAtHEr WHICH IS PErFeCt. BeCAuSe He IS CaThOLiC, He HeArS NO SOUNd OF NePtUNe. SHe FLaPS HEr MoUTh BeCAuSe He PISSEs HEr OFF.
"ArK! ArK! ArK! ArK! ArK!" SHe ScReMt.
(those who are English majors will know that scremt is not a word; those who are English majors will also completely miss the humor of this)
Yvonne Belisle
August 2nd, 2001, 03:56 PM
I am ROTFLMAO at the same time don't let it get any dirtier than it is. BUT DON'T STOP it's too funny.
Myst
August 2nd, 2001, 04:17 PM
Hey I'm not in moderator mode here but I think your story is a little inappropriate.
Codehappy Kid
August 2nd, 2001, 05:25 PM
"OH, PoOF," ScReMt I, "I ThINK ThIS IS FUNNY. AgH. OK."
At HIS HOUSe, NoTcHEs'S HAt ReAcHEs InFInITe VOLuMoTiON, ThUS DyIn'.
Mairwen
August 2nd, 2001, 11:41 PM
Originally posted by WillowRaven
Hey I'm not in moderator mode here but I think your story is a little inappropriate.

But why?? I love it! :D
Mairwen
August 2nd, 2001, 11:43 PM
Originally posted by Codehappy Kid
those who are English majors will also completely miss the humor of this)

You're lookin at an English Major with a big crush on science! Keep going!!! Please! 8O
reanna
August 3rd, 2001, 12:37 AM
Originally posted by Yvonne Thomas
I am ROTFLMAO at the same time don't let it get any dirtier than it is. BUT DON'T STOP it's too funny.

Me too:D:D:D:D
Codehappy Kid
August 3rd, 2001, 10:33 AM
(all right then! :) I shall continue)
As OF TeN YEsTeReVEs AgO, BOB SArAt ScReMt ThAt He WAs ThIS UNiVErSeS MoThEr. He SeEs ThAt NO ONe CArEs, SO He FIReS HIS WIFe. BOB SArAt'S WIFe ScReMt WITh PAsSiON As SHe CHOPS OFF HIS














FInGeRnAlS!
BrigitCayenne
August 3rd, 2001, 11:24 AM
ROFLOL
Myst
August 3rd, 2001, 03:01 PM
Oy vey :rolleyes: :D
Codehappy Kid
August 4th, 2001, 01:13 PM
"OH PoSH," ScReMt BOB. "I WISH YOU CHOPt NeVEr ThOSe WHICH WErTh FInGeRnAlS WHICH LiThY WErTh OF MoI, ThAt I, In LiFe, ON FAr SHOReS, WISH InGeSTh. 'InGeSTh' As ONe OF SeVErAl InFINiTiVEs, ThErEsO."
BOB'S WIFe ScReMt, "HUH?"
mol
August 4th, 2001, 05:03 PM
This is the weirdest thing I have ever seen...
Mairwen
August 4th, 2001, 08:13 PM
I think it's a laff-riot!!
8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O
Yvonne Belisle
August 4th, 2001, 08:48 PM
I agree with both of you it's weird and a laugh riot!
Codehappy Kid
August 5th, 2001, 10:33 AM
"ThY BLiNdS BeGaN SMoThErTh, BOB'S WIFe," ScReMt BOB. "PRaY, WIThEr. UNClOSe ThINe LaTcH, ThAt I CaN SOON ReTiRe."
"NeVEr!" ScReMt BOB'S WIFe. "ThOU CRaP-SPIThOON!"
SHe THReW SeVErAl KNIVEs At BOB.
Mairwen
August 5th, 2001, 01:03 PM
keep coming!!! :crazy:
MammaStar
August 5th, 2001, 09:40 PM
LMAO. This is great! Keep it up! 8O 8O 8O
Codehappy Kid
August 6th, 2001, 10:40 AM
"AcTiON!" ScReMt BOB PLuS. BOB PLuS WAs ArTiFICIAl In SYNThEsIS, WHeReAs BOB'S WIFe WAs ReAl ArTiFICIAl. SHe SUFFErS In ThAt SHe NeVEr OPErAtEs SiNKS CoReCTlY. MoRaLiSTiC BOB CONTiNUEs ThIS DiScUSSiON In PReSeNCe OF BOB PLuS, WHOSe DiScO POWEr InVOKEs RaGe In BOB. "ArTh!" ScReMt He. "ThOU HAtH MoRe RaISInS In ThINe SOUP OVEr ThAt OF BOB!" So ScReMt BOB, WHO SOON ThReW BOB PLuS OFF ThAt HOUSe'S CoVEr.
Illuminatus
August 9th, 2001, 05:24 PM
MORE MORE MORE!!!!!!!!

you can't leave us hanging, the story must have closure.
Mairwen
August 9th, 2001, 11:26 PM
Is there a reason this was moved??:confused:
SimplyStrange
August 9th, 2001, 11:57 PM
8O ROFLMAO!!! 8O

*tries to catch her breath*

Teehee! Too funny!