My room mate is a moron

[rantnraven]

My cat jumps upon the table - this is disgusting.
He closes his bedroom door because the cat is not aloud where he sleeps.
Yet here he is napping where the cat sleeps. Even uses Her blanket (binky).

Perhaps the cat thinks he should not be allowed on the couch - I would vote for that.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


Moron! :rolleyes:

Rant

[Myst]

8O

[Merrie]

Anyone who thinks Moronic boy here has fewer rights than the cat raise your hand (paw)!!!
**raises hand**

[Spirahl]

I had a room mate once...
now where did I hide that body...?

Disclaimer: this is only a joke... in poor taste... but still just a joke!

Give your darling kitty a kiss from me. :)

[Earth Walker]

Originally posted by rantnraven
My cat jumps upon the table - this is disgusting.
He closes his bedroom door because the cat is not aloud where he sleeps.
Yet here he is napping where the cat sleeps. Even uses Her blanket (binky).

Perhaps the cat thinks he should not be allowed on the couch - I would vote for that.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


Moron! :rolleyes:

Rant

He used the Cat blanket??? Okay, that's it , out he goes.;) :D


She who is NOT to be interrupted!

[Semele]

Yeah...kick him out and get two cats to replace him.

BTW, my room mate is a moron too....heehee!!!

He's gonna "MOL" me when he sees this!!!

8O

[bloodstone20]

Good one Semele.
Hmmm. Sounds like a moron. When we will all step off the high chair and recongise cats as superior beings??

I love my kitties. they are named : Daisy Jesus, Cloi Lilith, and Tomas Moses. My mom made me give the biblical names. So, thats y they have the funky names.

[Earth Walker]

Originally posted by Semele
Yeah...kick him out and get two cats to replace him.

BTW, my room mate is a moron too....heehee!!!

He's gonna "MOL" me when he sees this!!!

8O

It's better to have MOLed, than to never have MOLed at all.

or

Mol me over in the clover


She who is NOT to be interrupted!

[bloodstone20]

*covers his virgin eyes and peeks thru his fingers*

[SimplyStrange]

Teehee! 8O

[Yvonne Belisle]

ROTFLMAO

[threenorns]

i adore cats.

i think cats ARE superior beings.

look how well they have us trained: thibidoux bangs the bowl, and we all run around like the three stooges screaming "where's the cat food!? whaddaya mean, letting the bowl get empty!!!!". if we don't fill it IMMEDIATELY, she proceeds to flip the dog's bowls -- kibble and drips all over the kitchen floor! after that, she starts eyeing the pots on the stove, but she's never had to actually resort to that. her latest litter: seven kittens (only three we kept -- same as last time, there were two distinct litters: one full of spit and vinegar (tabbies), the other feeble, lethargic, and no fur on the legs, obviously premature(these ones were black and white patches)). of the three tabbies, one is already spoken for.

m'nun (pure white "siamese" with crystal-blue eyes) is very disdainful, unless someone's on the computer. then she proceeds to proceed, ever so delicately, all over the keyboard. here's the trick: the only time she ever actually stomps on the keys is when one tries to remove her! she also has the most elegant arabesque she likes to perform when she wants attention -- just don't touch her! ("icky", she clearly thinks, and proceeds to clean your nasty germs off her fur most vigourously). her latest litter, five kittens (three white, two a wierd speckled blackish-kind-of-brown). we left her with two because she only weighs seven pounds and can't support more than two without becoming a walking skeleton -- both kitties left are already spoken for!

what a pair of nuts!

[Myst]

I have two cats. Orion (my familiar, a neutered black male) has to touch every surface and snoop in every crevice. He sees no problem with stepping across my desk, over the keyboard, and onto the monitor, only to lay on top of my monitor and attack my cursor for hours... meanwhile Andromeda (the other cat, a spayed orange tabby female) wants nothing to do with you unless you're seated or laying down ready to cuddle her.

I love my cats :)

[rantnraven]

He's sleeping outside tonight.:D

And Bear get's to sleep in HIS bed. hehe;)

Rn - pur - R

[Danustouch]

My Four are Terra and Winter (both long haired black), Boris (short hair black) and Summer (shorthair, calico). Allllllll of our cats are spoiled rotten. Top of the line dry cat food, plus a can of wet food almost every day, and Tuna once a week, at least. They get to hop ANYWHERE that they want, are NEVER scolded. During the day, we hear them scratching to get into the airconditioned bedroom. While I'm slaving away in the rest of the house, cleaning (it's NOT airconditioned)...they're snoozing in the nice cool bedroom. We've given them a ton of toys, scratching posts, etc. And we will not get rid of a cardboard box, until they become bored with it. They loooooooove to sleep in boxes. But, in return, they are such angels. Boris, is just..Boris. He opens the doors, to enter and exit by himself, and has used the toilet on occasion, instead of the litterbox (no lie..we have pictures!). Terra is a rascal, but LOOOVES to cuddle..keeping our feet warm at night. Winter is a sweetie pie, too. Terra is his hero. And Summer is our baby. She's the only one who is NOT allowed outside. She cries and cries when we leave the house. Especially if her "Brothers" aren't around. When we ARE here, she's perfectly happy with her hobby of "Bug Hunting". Flies and Moths have an immediate death sentence in this house. Not a single one slips by her. She wakes us in the morning, by cuddling on our pillows, and sticking her paw under our chins. Or by pouncing our feet. She's the baby. ALLLLLL of our cats love eachother sooooo much. Winter Hugs Terra by curling his tail around him, he rubs his face up against Terras. Terra, in return, kisses him hello, by licking his head a few times. Terra also bathes Summer every now and then, and in return, Summer leaves his toys alone, and respects his space. They are SOOOOOO intelligent. And so Emotive. It kills me when people say that I'm attributing human emotions to animals...well..that's because WE are animals too. IT's OBVIOUS to me, the emotions that they express to eachother, and to us, are VERY similar to the emotions that we show to eachother, in our HUMAN lives. They're AMAZING animals :)

[threenorns]

... it really *gets* to me when we have to take kittens. unfortunately, it has to be done because either m'nun'll get too sick from trying to feed them all (and we're talking all-she-can-eat premium kitten chow PLUS fresh-caught fish and cooked egg once a day can't keep weight on her!), or because they're premature. thibidoux's done that twice to us: last time, she had eight kittens, four tabbies just squalling and wailing all over the place, four gorgeous little calicos that just lay limply and opened their mouths in soundless cries. we didn't know, then, so we left them with her. two days later, i found her crying as she tried to nurse a dead baby with the other three clearly on the way out -- the stronger kittens were shoving them away and they just couldn't feed.

i honestly think the cats know when we're acting with good intentions: when we take them as newborns, the mothers cry plaintively and search for them everywhere, but when they leave to go to their new homes, you wouldn't BELIEVE the uproar! they get MOST indignant and won't talk to us for DAYS!

here's an interesting one: we had a male named mackintosh, my younger daughter's joy. he was a HUGE problem, however, as he persisted in pissing all over the house, thanks to a monster marmalade tom that would sit outside caiti's window and challenge him through it and then piss all over the outside of the window and all over the front door, leading mack to respond by squirting on the inside with considerable vigour. no matter what we did, we couldn't get him to stop, and even threatening the owner that we'd shoot the bloody tom [not that we would!] didn't work in the slightest, so mack had to go. the vet said even fixing him wouldn't have solved the problem unless he was neutered at three to four months of age, and i think that's just twisted, doing it that young.

the thing is, both he and his grandfather, timkit, were wierd: ANY female cat would allow them in the box while she was giving birth, and they both assisted with the births of their own litters (cleaning the babies, protecting them from their mother when she had her first litter and was totally freaked out and tried to attack them, and so on). they would sit on the couch right above the box and every so often would cruise about until they found a nice, plump mouse or chipmunk, which they would present to the mother. when she had to leave to attend to "personal business", the fathers would jump into the box and behave for all the world as if they were nursing!

so much for this reputation they have for killing babies so the mothers would go into heat again, speaking of anthropomorphization! that's a confusion arising from the sex hormones generated by pubescent kittens at about four months of age: the males get confused and think she's in heat, but the kitten is too young to withstand the ritual neck-bite and gets accidently killed.

btw: we're not all that concerned about the kittens being produced because we NEVER have trouble finding homes for them -- of the five we have now, three are already spoken for, and i haven't even put out the word!