Gay Test

[MistOfTheSea86]

Everyone has to take this test!!!! It is really funny. I was 54%!! And they said that the average gay man is only 51%!!!:eek: 8O

[Dellit Tandannon]

link?

[Merrie]

Yeah, a link would be good. Otherwise, we'll have to make one up ourselves, and those never really work.

[Dellit Tandannon]

by the way mistofthesea, i made your avatar an active desktop item because it makes me laugh so much :)

[MistOfTheSea86]

http://test3.thespark.com/gaytest/

[Dellit Tandannon]

i'm 51% gay ;)

[Earth Walker]

It said that I was 70% Gay! :D
The typical Lesbian is only 44% gay! :eek:


She who is NOT to be interrupted!
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Let's think of "men" as the diminutive of Women.

[clef0628]

I straiter then most.

[Semele]

Hey!!! I am only 32% gay which is perfectly normal for my supposed sexual orientation. Woo-Hoo...I was afraid it was gonna peg me a lesbian because I hate to wear dresses!! My gay bro is taking it now....can't wait to see what it says about him.

[slvr_phoenix]

**LOL**

I'm only 32% gay.

[Merrie]

32%
*blush*
Who would have thought???
I guess it fits, though. Not too bad, eh? Pretty normal.

[Sephiroth]

IM STRAIGHT BABY!!!!!!!!! YEAHHHHH:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Wyrdsister]

My score is 42%, which is 11% gayer than my "gender class" thingy. :) Hmm, maybe it was the "womyn" spelling? ;)

Wyrdsister

PS Or maybe it's my sig!

[Wyrdsister]

Originally posted by Wyrdsister
My score is 42%, which is 11% gayer than my "gender class" thingy. :) Hmm, maybe it was the "womyn" spelling? ;) It IS!! If I choose "woman" over "womyn" I'm only 39% gay! Hahahah!

Wow. According to TheSpark.com, spelling makes you gay. 8O

Wyrdsister

[Earth Walker]

Originally posted by Wyrdsister
It IS!! If I choose "woman" over "womyn" I'm only 39% gay! Hahahah!

Wow. According to TheSpark.com, spelling makes you gay. 8O

Wyrdsister

hehehehe 8O
I prefer womyn. :)


She who is NOT to be interrupted!
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I think of "men" as the diminutive of Women.

[eaglewolf]

I am 48% gay... Guess I need to buy some new toys.

~ew

[Lilu]

I am 21% gay, which is apparently less than the average straight woman is gay. Or something. lol

That's less gay than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight female is 32% gay!

Lilu:crazy:

[Dravin]

:uzi:

Anyway...I am not gay...I am GAY!!!!

72%
The average gay man is 51%

YAY!! Finally a test I can pass with flying colors!!

I am Priscilla Queen of the Dessert....in Oklahoma!

[Earth Walker]

Originally posted by mol
ATTN!!!
This is Dravin not Mol...for some reason it will not let me log out as Mol and in as me...wouldn't have this problem if certain Site God's would stay off other people's computers!!!

:uzi:

Anyway...I am not gay...I am GAY!!!!

72%
The average gay man is 51%

YAY!! Finally a test I can pass with flying colors!!

I am Priscilla Queen of the Dessert....in Oklahoma!

hehehe:D 8O


She who is NOT to be interrupted!
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I think of "men" as the diminutive of Women.

[stormyray]

:bigredgri :bigredgri :bigredgri 68% gay :bigredgri :bigredgri :bigredgri

[Rævyn Cigány]

36% gay.... :D

BB

Rae )0(

[Spirahl]

23% gay
76% of people are gayer than me

What is up with this Question?

Have you ever shaved your *face*?
- I'm Canadian
- no

[Swanspirit]

I am 34% gay , but then,
I have have lived long , and prospered :>
Love and light
Swannie

[MistOfTheSea86]

I love it as well!!! It is just so funny. Like do do do do do do.:D :D :D Mol should make it a smilie!!!:D

[Earth Walker]

Originally posted by Swanspirit
I am 34% gay , but then,
I have have lived long , and prospered :>
Love and light
Swannie

Sorry Spock, but she's mine. ;) hehehe:D


She who is NOT to be interrupted!
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I think of "men" as the diminutive of Women.

[Swanspirit]

yes, they never DID air that show did they ??
heheheheh
So much for adressing issues !
heck they could at least have landed on the planet Androgyny a least ONCE but
noooooooooooooooooo
awww hecky darn.....would have been a good one
hehehehehehehe
still chuckling
Swannie

[SimplyStrange]

Holy Crap, I'm only 18% gay. Wow, I'm really really straight. Which is good, because I was afraid it was going to say I was gay because I wear pants and have held hands with a girl before.

[SimplyStrange]

Originally posted by MistOfTheSea86
I love it as well!!! It is just so funny. Like do do do do do do.:D :D :D Mol should make it a smilie!!!:D

Teehee! I'm the one that pointed that out to you, Mist. You're little avatar guy is just so happy to be dancing around the screen. Do do do do DO do!

[mol]

Originally posted by Dravin
ATTN!!!
This is Dravin not Mol...for some reason it will not let me log out as Mol and in as me...wouldn't have this problem if certain Site God's would stay off other people's computers!!!

:uzi:

Anyway...I am not gay...I am GAY!!!!

72%
The average gay man is 51%

YAY!! Finally a test I can pass with flying colors!!

I am Priscilla Queen of the Dessert....in Oklahoma!

Now you are really not me...

:p

Nyahnyah...

[mol]

I am 48% gay!

Hey, ew, wanna come over some time....

:p

[evilslinkycat]

giggle8O
I'm 21% gay....

[Kaylara]

LMAO!
I'm 63% Gay...

99% of people are less gay than me...

I'm just about twice the average... But then again, I had to put down that I am straight because Bi is not an option...
:)

Kaylara

[Danustouch]

i'm 31% gay...which is less than most straight females.

[Semele]

Originally posted by mol
I am 48% gay!

Hey, ew, wanna come over some time....

:p


Then you will have to share your toys!!!

:eek:

[Margie]

32% here...my boyfriend was 59%...uh oh :)

[Myst]

28%

[Skye]

26% here

I wonder how they come up with the percentage?

[Earth Walker]

Originally posted by Semele



Then you will have to share your toys!!!

:eek:

:eek: :eek: 8O


She who is NOT to be interrupted!
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I think of "men" as the diminutive of Women.

[MammaStar]

I'm 28%. :D 8O

[MistOfTheSea86]

Testing

[Tarot Collector]

Holy cow, I'm 74% gay. Geesh, all this time I thought I was just bi-sexual !!

[Dravin]

Originally posted by Tarot Collector
Holy cow, I'm 74% gay. Geesh, all this time I thought I was just bi-sexual !!



hey you beat me that no fair and i gay all the way

[mol]

Originally posted by Tarot Collector
Holy cow, I'm 74% gay. Geesh, all this time I thought I was just bi-sexual !!

Good to see you back...

Welcome to the were Queer and we're here thread!

8O :rolleyes: :D

[Illuminatus]

If you ask me, that whole POLL was gay. 41%??? I'm not a percentage point above 17%.

[Earth Walker]

Originally posted by Mystique
It said that I was 70% Gay! :D
The typical Lesbian is only 44% gay! :eek:


She who is NOT to be interrupted!
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Let's think of "men" as the diminutive of Women.

Where are all those lonely women? :D ;) 8O

She who is NOT to be interrupted!
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I think of "men" as the diminutive of Women.

[Andromeda]

what does being canadian have anything to do with it ??

anyway...34%

[~*Mar C*~]

It says that I'm 37%... Why does this confuse me? It's not that I don't REALIZE that I'm bi... cos DUUUUUH... I think I would know... It's just the way they worded the f-ing answer that boggles me. lmfao I don't understand it! lmfao

That's gayer than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight female is only 32% gay!

[Spirahl]

Did anyone else try to take their other tests?
I tried the IQ test, thinking it would also be fun, but it wasn't. Some of the questions were amusing, but by #250 I was really bored and tired of it. So I kept pressing "continue" without answering the questions, some of them were repeating anyway. I gave that up when the questions went higher than 450. I'm wondering if there was actually an end to that test or if they want to prove you have a low IQ by suckering you into taking it in the first place! :bad:

[~*Mar C*~]

gaaaah 400-something?! geeez! lol i took the slut test and the sex test. rofl these are my results from the sex test:

Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with

7 people!

And you'll first have sex at age 17,
in your lover's bed.

The info on your 7 future sex partner :
7 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 3 of them!
In addition, you'll consider sleeping with a male prostitute

whatcha think of that? lmfao

[MystyPines]

Hey I am 34% gay female and my husband is 54% gay. Just because "as some of the test questions ask" I don't wear pants all the time, have a buzz hair cut or wear combat boots and I do shave, doesn't make me less of a lesbian person that I aspire to be, he he he. Haven't they ever heard of lipstick lesbians or Barbie doll lesbians? he he he.

[SpiDer_AnGeL]

I got this test a while ago in my email!!!!!!! Lets see I was.......*drum roll*..........26% gay!!!:D I think all of Sparks test's are so funny!!!!!

[Dravin]

i took the sex test it said i would have sex with 268........WOW!!!
mabe i should get started i'm not even half way there
any takers ..............hehehehehe



i might try the slut test next........he.he

[Myst]

Originally posted by Illuminatus
If you ask me, that whole POLL was gay. 41%??? I'm not a percentage point above 17%.

Haha I knew someone would take it and turn out more gay then they'd realized...8O

[Myst]

What makes me laugh is that it seems every single one of TheSpark's tests has some crack about canadians in it - for example, question 47 of the bitch test is
"Are you from Canada, you *@$!?".. lol

Incidentally, you can find that at http://test3.thespark.com/bitchtest/ and I am 29% bitch.

[Lucidia]

hmm... 48% gay... wonder how that happened *blush*

[Wyrdsister]

Originally posted by WillowRaven
Incidentally, you can find that at http://test3.thespark.com/bitchtest/ and I am 29% bitch. Hey, I'm 30% bitch! We can be less-than-average bitches together. :)

Wyrdsister

[Dravin]

my sis semele took the i.q test she got to 1004 .
and gave in up
................. i guess the ADD kicked in hehehehehe
she is in tizzy.......she don't know how smart or dum she is
hehehehehehehe.............lol..............hehehehehehehe


shhhhhhhh don't tell her...
hehehe!!!!

[Semele]

Originally posted by Dravin
my sis semele took the i.q test she got to 1004 .
and gave in up
................. i guess the ADD kicked in hehehehehe
she is in tizzy.......she don't know how smart or dum she is
hehehehehehehe.............lol..............hehehehehehehe


shhhhhhhh don't tell her...
hehehe!!!!

I'm with Spirahl I think it is a test to how long we will keep taking the dumb thing. I obviously didn't fare too well because I stayed with it until I couldn't stand anymore!!! It kept repeating questions too!!!

gggrrrruuuummmbbblllee!!!

[Earth Walker]

52% Bitch
which is higher than the worldwide average 38%

only 52%?.....who wants to be mild-mannered?
...clark kent i ain't....&$@#*%!

8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O


She who is NOT to be interrupted!
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The diminutive of Women is "men"
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100% B***H!:bad:to the bone:cool:

[Shy Hawk]

We should really write them and tell them that they need an option for bisexuals. Anyhow, when taken as a gay female I am *cough* 78% gay. Who'd of thunk it....just cause I'm a little *cough* strong and....amourous. Ah well....
When taken as a straight female I am 70% gay....so uh.......hrmm....basically, I'm a big flamer.
I protest! lol

*cough* so chicks and cats, anyone free later tonight? ;)

[Earth Walker]

Originally posted by Shy Hawk
We should really write them and tell them that they need an option for bisexuals. Anyhow, when taken as a gay female I am *cough* 78% gay. Who'd of thunk it....just cause I'm a little *cough* strong and....amourous. Ah well....
When taken as a straight female I am 70% gay....so uh.......hrmm....basically, I'm a big flamer.
I protest! lol

*cough* so chicks and cats, anyone free later tonight? ;)

The Goddess of the Night readying Her broom for a
departing flight.:D


She who is NOT to be interrupted!
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The diminutive of Women is "men"
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:bad:toda bone

[Shy Hawk]

;)



::as the voice of Butthead::
huh huh, chicks are cool, huh huh huh.

[Earth Walker]

Originally posted by Shy Hawk
;)



::as the voice of Butthead::
huh huh, chicks are cool, huh huh huh.

The Coooooooolest :D :cool: :D :cool: :cool: :cool:


She who is NOT to be interrupted!
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The diminutive of Women is "men"
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:bad: toda bone

[Danustouch]

I'm 46% Slutty..which Ties the average.

I'm 44% cleaner than the average canadian (i don't get the canadian jokes.).

I'm sluttier than 54% of the test takers :(

And I'm only 33% Bitch. Below average. I think I must have some issues to work out!

[Shy Hawk]

According to thespark.com I am definately a male. (grumbles) I just don't like dresses...

I am 41% slut...which is funny cause I'm a virgin (technically).
36% Bitch, 55% Greedy (nu uh), I scored an 81% on the ass test....you'd better just check it out to see what it is.
As far as the sex test...I am going to have sex with 12 total. 11 female and 1 male. I'll love 3, and have a 50% chance of cheating on my next lover.
I'm 43% pure, and I will die June 1, 2031 at the age of 47.
That's me in a nutshell....

[story]

34% gay
huh
guess the fact that I knew what a band saw was and I don't shave bumped me over the line....

[Myst]

I think it was the shaving thing ;)

Then again there's a belief that french women don't shave.

I used to have a friend who refused to shave as well, that changed after she lived with a bunch of people who not only didn't shave but also didn't shower or wash their clothing.

I *have* to shave, dark dark hair on my light light skin looks really really messed up :)

[Sequoia]

I'm 52% gay. . . LMAO ^^;; don't tell my boyfriend!

btw, with the IQ test: it just repetes forever. The faster you quit, the higher your IQ ^^;;; hehehe

[Shy Hawk]

Yeah, I know what a band saw looks like too.....

and uh....I shave. huh huh...like when sex is involved, huh huh. which is like almost never, so I guess I don't shave...

(yes I know, I'm patheti-sad or a weird-dork, your pick).

[Sequoia]

why would you be pathetic-sad OR weirddork? you're neither! ^_^ you're awesome.

I scored something like 31% bitch ^^;;;

[Earth Walker]

Test Results

Stress --- 17%
Gender--- 86% confidence--definitelt a woman
Slut------- 37%
Greed----- 43%
Ass---------62% :eek:
Wealth---- At 58 y.o. I'll be worth $1 M:rolleyes:
Sex-------- Sex with 10 people...5 to go...all women! :D
Un-telligence---42%
Pregnancy---Not currently prego---will have 3 kids..:confused: :eek:
Death-------April 13, 2028 73 y.o.
Purity-------67%


She who is NOT to be interrupted!
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:bad: toda bone

[Semele]

Originally posted by Mystique
Test Results

Stress --- 17%
Gender--- 86% confidence--definitelt a woman
Slut------- 37%
Greed----- 43%
Ass---------62% :eek:
Wealth---- At 58 y.o. I'll be worth $1 M:rolleyes:
Sex-------- Sex with 10 people...5 to go...all women! :D
Un-telligence---42%
Pregnancy---Not currently prego---will have 3 kids..:confused: :eek:
Death-------April 13, 2028 73 y.o.
Purity-------67%


She who is NOT to be interrupted!
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:bad: toda bone


Holy Cow!!! You are a puritan!!!!!!!!!!

[Semele]

I took that silly pregnancy test and it said I was pregnant and that I will have 41 children in my life!!!

OMG...get away from me Mol!!!

Stats on the newest babe:
female
6lbs 2 oz
5 inches long?????

Oh my!!!

You know they had me right up until the last question where they asked me to pee on the mouse and type in what color it was!!!

[Earth Walker]

Originally posted by Semele



Holy Cow!!! You are a puritan!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, but at least I didn't land with the Mayflower. 8O 8O 8O 8O


She who is NOT to be interrupted!
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:bad: toda bone
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Meaner than a junkyard Cat :meanface:

[Swanspirit]

Guess I will have to go and take that slut test ...... I thought I retired .........
heheheheh Tooooooooo funny, at a place where I used to work , there was a group of "older women" who used to go take breaks together.... and the stories we told .. we named ourselves the "Retired Sluts" just to give ther younger ones something to think about LOL
ok ok where is this test LOL
ROFL
Swannie
then again..... could always come OUT of retirement ......... hehehe;)

[Shy Hawk]

lol it said I was pregnant, and would have a total of 4 kids. Would you believe it, yet another imaculate conception.

By the by it said I'd make my first million by the age of 33...intriguing.

Swannie, you'll find all these tests at www.thespark.com

[Myst]

I think I was supposed to have 4 or something, and the first one would be like 12 lbs!! EEK

[Tanna]

*sigh...* my problem is that i know what each question's purpose is, know which answers will get what result, (when worded in a clear, unambiguous manner, that is,) and the majority of my life can fall under multiple categories should one happen to think that the question's criterion are this, as opposed to that. really most frustrating. wish serious/intelligent people were behind these things.

[Sequoia]

Tanna - they're just for fun, not to be serious. They're to laugh at with your friends.

I would be frightened if there was an online test for pregnacy that required you to pee on your mouse. . .then again, with the way technology's progressing. . . ;)

[bloodstone20]

my stats:
25% gay (less than i thought)
48% Bastard(more than I thought)
and (i made a funny, i think)
46% Bitch. LOL

[rain]

I took the test and was 23%

Arrarently the average for a straight female is 32%

So I'm happy say what I've always known-I'm all woman!!!!lol

-rain

[bloodstone20]

how much bitch are you?

[rain]

There seems to be lots of tests on this site besides the gay test.

I've just taken the slut test!!

And it's official, I am a slut!! lol

I scored 76% the average is 46%

And I ain't arguing with it !!


-rain

[Earth Walker]

Originally posted by rain
There seems to be lots of tests on this site besides the gay test.

I've just taken the slut test!!

And it's official, I am a slut!! lol

I scored 76% the average is 46%

And I ain't arguing with it !!


-rain

oooooooohh! Hi, Tweetie Pie. :D hehehe

[bloodstone20]

i'll take that and report

[bloodstone20]

who thinks i am a slut?

[bloodstone20]

37% slutty

[rain]

These tests are addictive...

just taken the sex test, there's no score on this one, but it did say that I would have sex with 182 men!! Phew, I'd better get looking......what's the time?? lol

Now for the bitch test!!!

Results: 29% the worldwide average is 38%
But then I am a really nice person!!!!

-rain

[bloodstone20]

i'm going to have sex with five ppl. didn't say how many times tho.

[ladyrowan]

I'm 26% gay, less than average. Shame, could've opened up a whole new way of life 8O

29% bitch, less than average, that I am pleased about!

Whats the other test addresses? 8O

BB

[Nuah]

yahooo! for once it actually nailed me on the head lol, i am 50% gay and only 9% of women are less gay than me, but i cant complain, more sex for me neener neener neener :P

:D :D :D :eek: :D :D :D


Nuah

:elf:

[bloodstone20]

goto http://www.thespark.com

[ladyrowan]

OK, I'm not gay, I'm not a bitch, but I AM 52% slut 8O hehe

and Jim Morrison:heartthro didn't even make the top 25% can't believe that!
Who did you pick?

BB

[bloodstone20]

i am a guy, straight, and 13, so the odvious choice was me. that list does no justice...

[Earth Walker]

Originally posted by ladyrowan
OK, I'm not gay, I'm not a bitch, but I AM 52% slut 8O hehe

and Jim Morrison:heartthro didn't even make the top 25% can't believe that!
Who did you pick?

BB

I'm flirting...:) :) :) :) ....you're the second Tweety Pie I've
flirted with today.....hehehe :D

[bloodstone20]

*covers his virgin eyes and peaks thru his fingers*

[ladyrowan]

Originally posted by Mystique


I'm flirting...:) :) :) :) ....you're the second Tweety Pie I've
flirted with today.....hehehe :D

Well, I did think it was a shame i wasn't gay! :heartthro :heartthro :heartthro :bigredgri

but...

sex test result - i'll have another 24 lovers, i'll actually love 2 of them (well, it did say i was a slut!! hehe), i'm a passionate kisser, and all the lovers will be men. Oh well.

wealth test - i'll be a millionaire by the time i'm 56, and apparently most of that will be made 'working' between the sheets! (not such a 'lady' after all!) :eek: 8O 8O


BTW, bit difficult to answer some of the questions, whats a
panhandler
reaming booth
birkenstock,
and the money questions were all in $s!

BB

[Earth Walker]

Originally posted by ladyrowan


Well, I did think it was a shame i wasn't gay! :heartthro :heartthro :heartthro :bigredgri

but...

sex test result - i'll have another 24 lovers, i'll actually love 2 of them (well, it did say i was a slut!! hehe), i'm a passionate kisser, and all the lovers will be men. Oh well.

wealth test - i'll be a millionaire by the time i'm 56, and apparently most of that will be made 'working' between the sheets! (not such a 'lady' after all!) :eek: 8O 8O


BTW, bit difficult to answer some of the questions, whats a
panhandler
reaming booth


birkenstock,
and the money questions were all in $s!

BB


8O 8O 8O

A panhandler is someone who sits on the sidewalk and asks/begs
for money.

A reaming booth is used by gay men...nuff said.

I think birkenstock is a jewellry store. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

[Shy Hawk]

Birkenstocks are those sweet sandals all us hippies wear. The very expensive sandals. lol

I definately voted for Scott Cohen....lordy mama, for just an hour with him. (sweats at the thought of it).....I would do ANYTHING. Alas, he's ever-so-happily married. Well, I'll just wait and see then...(wink)
Here's a pic...though it definately doesn't capture his wonderous nature....check him out in the 10th Kingdom, of which his character Wolf is aparently very similar in nature to him. (sigh) I'll quit while I'm ahead.

PS He looks much different with long hair and facial scruff (of which I enjoy even more than this clean cut promotional picture for "Kiss My Act")

[ladyrowan]

Originally posted by Shy Hawk
Birkenstocks are those sweet sandals all us hippies wear. The very expensive sandals. lol


Rich hippies? Definitely one for the 'Only in America' thread! 8O

BB

[Tigerwallah]

I'm gayer than 77% of all women who took the test.

[Earth Walker]

Originally posted by Tigerwallah
I'm gayer than 77% of all women who took the test.

My kind of Womyn. Give me a call. :D