13 Reasons to be Pagan

[MystyPines]

Top Thirteen Reasons To Be Pagan

13. I live for persecution!
12. I'm a night person at heart.
11. We respect our elders...and alders, and willows and oaks.
10. I just love explaining that a pentagram is NOT evil.
9. We do more after midnight than most people do all day!
8. Being burned at the stake is a great way to roast marshmallows.
7. We can talk to Elvis (and he IS dead).
6. You live, you learn, you die, you forget. Then you come back...
5. Double the deities, double the fun!
4. We get more holidays.
3. Brooms get great mileage.
2. We were here first!
1. BELTANE!!!

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[Earth Walker]

Thank you. LOL. :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)


She who is NOT to be interrupted!
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I think of "men" as the diminutive of Women.

[Mooncrow]

Yahoo !!! Beltane!!!!



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Mooncrow

[Rævyn Cigány]

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[Danustouch]

heheheh...mysty. These are MY top ten reasons. I posted them on my website a while ago. I do hope noone gets offended, it was written on one of my more..."frustrated" days. And is meant as a joke. No offense to anyone.

Wed 1/24

THE TEN THINGS I LIKE MOST ABOUT BEING A PAGAN

10. I never get possessed by demons named Beelzebub, Legion, Dominus, or Satan

9. There is always an occasion for Candlelight

8. I don't have to dream of Going to the Moon. She Comes to Me.

7. I can eat whatever the heck I WANT on Fridays!

6. My sacred symbol doesnt invoke the image of blood or death.

5. All of My wisdom isnt contained in just ONE book, but ALL books.

4. Tithing to my Church means bringing a bunt cake to social hour when the ritual is over.

3. EVERYONE Gets to wear black (if they'd like to).

2. The cakes we use during religios ceremonys actually TASTE good.

And....the number one reason I'm glad i'm a pagan.........


1. Getting dressed up for church either means Getting Nekkid, or putting on a really good pair of hiking boots!

[Arduinna]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Danustouch
[B]heheheh...mysty. These are MY top ten reasons. I posted them on my website a while ago. I do hope noone gets offended, it was written on one of my more..."frustrated" days. And is meant as a joke. No offense to anyone.

I loved it!:D I don't know why anyone would be offended?:D

I loved the origional too!

[Wyrdsister]

Thanks Misty! Those were great! :)

And Danustouch, I looove your personal list! I think it's terrific! Do you mind if I save a copy of it for my BoS? (with credit of course!)

Wyrdsister

[MystyPines]

Danustouch Just love your list!!!!!

[Danustouch]

Wyrdsister...thank you, and yes you may :)

Thanks Mysty!

[Socharis]

LOL 8O

[~*Mar C*~]

gaaah! those are funny! i especially like your list Danustouch! ;)

[MammaStar]

LOL! :D Thanks for making my day at work just a little bit brighter! 8O :heartthro