Rævyn Cigány
August 8th, 2001, 11:50 AM
....not MY true story, mind you, but true enough :D
OK, I'm the only female in a house full of guys. 4 sons
and a hubby. Toilet seat is never down...etc.
SOOOOoooooooooo I'm the only one who would be using
Female products.....correct?
A STRANGE thing was happening at my house. Tampons were
disappearing. * Insert Twilight Zone theme here *
Ok....A few months ago I went to my cupboard to get out
a tampon and there was ONLY one left. I could have
sworn I had just bought a box the month before. So, I
go back to the store, buy a new box and forget about it.
The next month (T.O.M) I go back to the cupboard.....and
VOILA....there is only ONE tampon left again. What's
going on here? Gremlins??? I go to the store and buy
another box, and forget about it.
WELL.....I decided to clean out my two youngest sons
closet and LOW and BEHOLD....at the bottom of their
closet are the wrappers, applicators and the tampons
themselves.
I am starting to FREAK!!! Dear God, what are they doing
with them??????
I get a hold of myself and tell myself that I am an
adult and can handle this, despite the bizarre thoughts
running through my mind. I'm thinking, "Do I have
enough money saved up in the bank for MAJOR THERAPY?"
I go to the top of the stairs and yell for my two
youngest sons to "COME HERE!!!!"
They march up the stairs and find me in their room
staring into the bottom of their closet.
I said "What are you doing with THOSE? THOSE are MINE!"
My 12 year old looks like a deer caught in the
headlights and is silent.
My 10 year old looks at me all innocent and says. "Well,
Mom, we were playing with our G.I. Joes and stuff...
and THOSE make really good SCUD missiles... What do YOU
use them for?"
"NEVER MIND!! GO PLAY!!!!"
OK, I'm the only female in a house full of guys. 4 sons
and a hubby. Toilet seat is never down...etc.
SOOOOoooooooooo I'm the only one who would be using
Female products.....correct?
A STRANGE thing was happening at my house. Tampons were
disappearing. * Insert Twilight Zone theme here *
Ok....A few months ago I went to my cupboard to get out
a tampon and there was ONLY one left. I could have
sworn I had just bought a box the month before. So, I
go back to the store, buy a new box and forget about it.
The next month (T.O.M) I go back to the cupboard.....and
VOILA....there is only ONE tampon left again. What's
going on here? Gremlins??? I go to the store and buy
another box, and forget about it.
WELL.....I decided to clean out my two youngest sons
closet and LOW and BEHOLD....at the bottom of their
closet are the wrappers, applicators and the tampons
themselves.
I am starting to FREAK!!! Dear God, what are they doing
with them??????
I get a hold of myself and tell myself that I am an
adult and can handle this, despite the bizarre thoughts
running through my mind. I'm thinking, "Do I have
enough money saved up in the bank for MAJOR THERAPY?"
I go to the top of the stairs and yell for my two
youngest sons to "COME HERE!!!!"
They march up the stairs and find me in their room
staring into the bottom of their closet.
I said "What are you doing with THOSE? THOSE are MINE!"
My 12 year old looks like a deer caught in the
headlights and is silent.
My 10 year old looks at me all innocent and says. "Well,
Mom, we were playing with our G.I. Joes and stuff...
and THOSE make really good SCUD missiles... What do YOU
use them for?"
"NEVER MIND!! GO PLAY!!!!"