Funny thing happened last night!

[Kyra Kismet]

I was athe pub last night and was feeling..well lets just say i was frisky, and my boyfriend wasn't there, i didn't cheat on him I might add! Well I had 'Very horny' written on my face by my friend with eyeliner (wasn't my idea).
Getting back to the point of the story a girl that i went to highschool was there and she.........came on to me!!! I bi sexual and make no sercret of it and shes a lesbian, this isn't a rant about gay or lesbian people it is a muse about how people act......i dunno I just wanted to share!

[Kyra Kismet]

I meant its bizzare how I knew this girl for 5 years and she never said anything....I mean I don't fancie her now..but i did in the past!

[jodarius]

well yeah you have a good lovin man like me.

[Kyra Kismet]

**sticks pin in Joda's ego** DOWN BOY!!

[jodarius]

owwie, dat huwrt. :sniffsnif

[Kyra Kismet]

Don't get this thread moved to Just Silly please...it was supposed to be a sensible talk about relationships and timings never being right!

[jodarius]

See, i never had the whole timing problem, they just never really happened, though there was one time where my timing go screwed up.

[Kyra Kismet]

See....proper conversation...would yo like to share??

[Kyra Kismet]

Guess this thread isn't going anywhere..ahwell!

[Terestai]

Heh... sounds like my own romantic escapades! Only person who's hit on me in five years was this gay guy staying at my friends' place. I was flattered, but I don't bat for that team. :lol: Ironically, the closest I've actually been to a girl in all that time stopped calling me because she thought I was gay. In only one week, I had sliced my thumb to the bone, was helping two of my friends through a breakup, had one them almost die of appendicitis, got a speeding ticket, helped my friends get back together (she felt really bad when he almost died right after she left him), my grandpa came into town from Illinois because it was two weeks before Christmas and I hadn't got any shopping done. So no, I'm not gay... my mind was just on other things. :lol:

[Kyra Kismet]

Heehee! I love it!Really funny story...this is what this thread is supposed to be, storys of botched relationships....funny ones!

[bellamandu]

unusual, er, relationship stories, eh?

hmmm well which should i pick from? :hehehe:

ok ok ok. um.... i think ill start out with one from my 8th grade year. see, i went to this major-ly religious private school here in the south. (lmao)

so anyway, this guy i was dating, or, who i dated afterwards i should say. right well, me, him, and a bunch of other friends were playing sort of a screwed up "poker" game in the middle of class. only we weren't using cards, it was a grade based sort of thing. the teacher was passing out our grades and we made the bets on the grades, our papers being our cards and what not. (let me put this in here somehwere i was the only girl in my entire grade. i was for like 2 years lol. and our entire grade consisted of half of a normal public-school sized classroom) so anyway, it came my turn. we were doing some really raunchy bets here. my friend ended up having to get himself to get a boner when directly afterwards we had to give the teacher a "group hug", this guy being pressed up directly against her. hey, we were kids! so anyway, here comes my turn. i told this guy, who i ended up going out with later on, that he has to whip out his, er, well you get the point; while the teacher was still in the classroom.


so anyway all this goes on without anyone knowing, anyone getting hurt or anything, and then this guy who chickened out (wesley, one of those guys who loves to be the "nark". loves gettin people in trouble, who everyone learns to hate. lol) got mad cuz we were joking around with him. he didnt even have to do anything bad either. so anyway, he chickens out and loses and then he gets all mad at us and decided to go nark. only, he doesnt nark to a teacher or anything, he decides to call the cops. little prick. lmao.

it ended up as this: the guy who i ended up eventually dating (sam) ended up running, for no apparant reason im guessing lmao. he was just being sam. the cops were about to actually arrest me and like four other guys (pretty much everyone except for wesley) because they apparantly had the impression that we were holding some underground drug and underage prostituion ring. dont ask how they got that one in their heads. not to mention the fact that sam ran, well it didnt really help the situation. so anyway, right about the time they were cuffing me the guy got a call on his radio saying that they caught sam, he was actually at a church about 4 miles south of where we were (he ran his ass off lol) and so after a whole school day wasted they decided to let us go out of the "kindness of their heart".

so anyway, the church that this was with has a thing about their "image". if they dont look like they want to look, they will put people in jail or do whatever they have to, to keep their image in tact. almost mafia-ish. lol. well anyway, the pastor decided to agree to let me and sam "off" the hook and not press charges, even though i dont know what he could press charges for lol; if we agreed to keep going to their church until we became legal adults.

so anyway, all of this lead to me and sam dating and what not. it didnt last too long seeing as he decided to get all happy with one of the pastors daughter to make some brownie points, and in my own attempts to, er, retailate, heh. well lets just say i ended up getting kicked out of that church anyway. but yeah, thats a completely different story.

heh. good riddance.

[Kyra Kismet]

heehee! Love it!!!

[bellamandu]

:smile: ive got more.

[Kyra Kismet]

Carry on....this is great!!! :)

[Black RiverWolf]

okay i have one.

my Ex girlfriend and i had beentogether for two years when she when to work in Indiana. i called her like everyday when she was gone to talk and i ever heard was crystal this or Summer that so i started suspecting that she was cheating on me. turns out i was wrong. she gets called back to Indiana and again crystal this crystal that. shes staying in Crystal room she sleeping at Crystals house. okay your cheating was the words i was screaming again she comes home ans says i need time. Crystal come to my house and i catch the two if them in bed together (nothing going on yet or at least i thought not) two weeks of this crap when i look at Chana (my ex) and say i don't have time to wait for you. Crystal moves into my house two weeks later. so for like 5 mos im faced with my ex and the girl that she cheated on me with. they are still together we all live in one house the Ex thinks that i cheated on her with my best friend Glenn ( yeah right Ive known him for 14 years).

So i bring home my now boyfriend and she gets so pissed at me for having him there that she feel that she can charge me $10 a night that he there HAHAHA not gonna happen and i think that she figured that out now. so it the four of us.

i love it when old SO's think that they can still tell you what to do. or when she got pissed off at me when my guy freinds and i would go the strip club( i mis boys night out) and hang out all night i would tell her about our night then ask her what she did and she says nothing. Right now she s trying to tell what i can and can't do in my house i bought the damn thing i will do in as i please. sorry this turned into a mini rant im done now.