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Aine of the Fae
June 25th, 2004, 09:22 AM
My husband decided to get drunk last night. I mean really, really drunk. And he's never done this before. He's never had more than three beers at once. He's still throwing up. I know it's bad, but I can't help but laughing at him. He falls asleep, then wakes up and throws up some more, moans that he'll never, ever do this again, and then falls asleep again. And all I can do is bite my tongue and try not to say "told you so"

mucgwyrt
June 25th, 2004, 09:23 AM
:lol:
Well on the bright side, I doubt he'll be doing that again in a hurry!!

LadyTrinity
June 25th, 2004, 09:25 AM
lol. I never understood why people purposely make them selves sick like that. :sick: I hate throwing up even when its because of the flu. Ick! :geez:

Aine of the Fae
June 25th, 2004, 09:30 AM
lol. I never understood why people purposely make them selves sick like that. :sick: I hate throwing up even when its because of the flu. Ick! :geez:

:lol: He didn't think he'd get sick! The only reason he doesn't have a massive hangover at the moment is because I've made him drink a lot of water. Every time he throws it back up, I make him drink more. He hates it, but hangovers are caused by dehydration, and having the water in his stomach also keeps him from dry heaving, which is ten times worse than throwing up.

Nope, he'll never do this again. He poured the rest of the alcohol in the house down the drain between fits of throwing up.

mucgwyrt
June 25th, 2004, 09:31 AM
:rotfl:

Bec_W
June 25th, 2004, 09:32 AM
Vit B would also help too *big berocca fan* :)

The Renegade Divo
June 25th, 2004, 09:34 AM
God, I had such a bad experience on prom night last month- I've learned my lesson.

I had so much to drink, that when the park rangers busted the party, I couldn't run if I wanted to. I just about got a minor, but because when he asked me, "Have you been drinking?", I said yes, and didn't try lying to him. All of us who were honest, didn't get minors.

I got breathelized though! And that was scary, and what was even more scary was that I blew a .16

At the same time, I cannot remember anything. I lost my camera that had pictures from the actual prom.

The next morning, I was still drunk, almost fell in the fire, and found out that I had craped and pissed myself!!!! And from what I've heard, that happens when your body has had so much alcohol that the bodily functions don't even work right. That almost alcohol poisoning.

Then I find out, that while I was unconcious, all the guys who didn't like me were throwing crap at me, and originally had found me in someones truck.

I am just so ashamed, and embarrassed about the whole thing, that I try not to talk about it too much. The problem was, I wasn't doing it in moderation. My butt was chugging straight vodka (chasing it with water), and pepermint schnopps, plus a few other things I don't feel comfortable writing.

:)

I learned my lesson.

Xander67
June 25th, 2004, 09:36 AM
No need for I told you so's ........

He can hear you telling him that telepaticly..

lol....... yep. well, at least he knows his limits now ........ I bet it will be a while before he goes near a beer again lol

mucgwyrt
June 25th, 2004, 09:40 AM
God, I had such a bad experience on prom night last month- I've learned my lesson.

I had so much to drink, that when the park rangers busted the party, I couldn't run if I wanted to. I just about got a minor, but because when he asked me, "Have you been drinking?", I said yes, and didn't try lying to him. All of us who were honest, didn't get minors.

I got breathelized though! And that was scary, and what was even more scary was that I blew a .16

At the same time, I cannot remember anything. I lost my camera that had pictures from the actual prom.

The next morning, I was still drunk, almost fell in the fire, and found out that I had craped and pissed myself!!!! And from what I've heard, that happens when your body has had so much alcohol that the bodily functions don't even work right. That almost alcohol poisoning.

Then I find out, that while I was unconcious, all the guys who didn't like me were throwing crap at me, and originally had found me in someones truck.

I am just so ashamed, and embarrassed about the whole thing, that I try not to talk about it too much. The problem was, I wasn't doing it in moderation. My butt was chugging straight vodka (chasing it with water), and pepermint schnopps, plus a few other things I don't feel comfortable writing.

:)

I learned my lesson.

That sounds pretty damned bad.

Yvonne Belisle
June 25th, 2004, 09:47 AM
Well sounds like both guys learned a good lesson about alchol. I wish I had learned it as young as our MW member did.

Nighthawk
June 25th, 2004, 09:52 AM
Man, well.. that is not good. I think he will not do it again anytime soon. Sometimes we need to reteach ourselves and then.."Oh yea, that's why I don't do that..." Sorry he is ill..NH

mucgwyrt
June 25th, 2004, 09:57 AM
Well sounds like both guys learned a good lesson about alchol. I wish I had learned it as young as our MW member did.
I'm glad I haven't had to learn it at all :sick:

*GrumpButt*
June 25th, 2004, 10:49 AM
God, I had such a bad experience on prom night last month- I've learned my lesson.

I had so much to drink, that when the park rangers busted the party, I couldn't run if I wanted to. I just about got a minor, but because when he asked me, "Have you been drinking?", I said yes, and didn't try lying to him. All of us who were honest, didn't get minors.

I got breathelized though! And that was scary, and what was even more scary was that I blew a .16

At the same time, I cannot remember anything. I lost my camera that had pictures from the actual prom.

The next morning, I was still drunk, almost fell in the fire, and found out that I had craped and pissed myself!!!! And from what I've heard, that happens when your body has had so much alcohol that the bodily functions don't even work right. That almost alcohol poisoning.

Then I find out, that while I was unconcious, all the guys who didn't like me were throwing crap at me, and originally had found me in someones truck.

I am just so ashamed, and embarrassed about the whole thing, that I try not to talk about it too much. The problem was, I wasn't doing it in moderation. My butt was chugging straight vodka (chasing it with water), and pepermint schnopps, plus a few other things I don't feel comfortable writing.

:)

I learned my lesson.

Omg tI was at a party a while ago, and one of the girls new boyfriends was so drunk he fell into the hibatchi grill LOL huge flames... LOL
We were all sitting at the bar, and drinking, he couldnt hold anymore so he hoobles out back and the host said "just dont fall into my fire man". and like 10 seconds later he did LMAO. He was alright.
And then he puked all over the hostesses couch, and then they threw him in the tub and he tried to get up and whacked his head so hard when he tried to get up he knocked the soap holder off the wall. lol. As his girlfriend took him home In her brand new car, they put a bag in the car with him lol.

Needles to say she dumped him like a stone the next day LOL.

Phoenix Blue
June 25th, 2004, 11:02 AM
Needles to say she dumped him like a stone the next day LOL.

Ugh, good!

I'm 29½, and I have never been drunk. It doesn't sound like I'm missing anything. :)

HorseCrow
June 25th, 2004, 11:04 AM
Make an infusion from dandelion root- it works wonders with hangovers!

*Cerridwen*
June 25th, 2004, 11:18 AM
oh yeuch I've never been a big drinker like that but, my sister has the times she's been throwing up the next day when the previous night she has laughed at me at being such a "lightweight" for not drinking a lot, but, the next day I just smile and go about my business knowing my whole day isn't ruined by being sick! ;)

Aine of the Fae
June 25th, 2004, 11:20 AM
I much prefer watching people get drunk to getting drunk myself. I have as much, if not more fun, without the nasty side affects.

Lady Jade
June 25th, 2004, 11:42 AM
:fprtyman2 I used to be a heavy drinker, puking every morning and still drinking every night anyways...driving home 30 miles with one eye open, avoiding the cops.

Some people are slow learners like me, hopefully your hubby is a quick learner! Hope he learns his lesson.

Black RiverWolf
June 25th, 2004, 12:16 PM
my brother learned it the getting busted for DUI and possison by a minor good job Nate

morrigen
June 25th, 2004, 05:20 PM
Oh dear...:lol:

Immrama
June 25th, 2004, 05:33 PM
I suppose it's somehting to do once to see that it really is as awful as it looks. as for me I am proud of never being drunk to the point of being sick and have the control enough to stop when I have a little buzz :)