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Swanspirit
August 11th, 2001, 01:19 AM
is the Goddess of Feminine Humor that has to do with our sexuality SOOOOOOO
I thought I would share this from my email :>Here's a funny one just for the girls.
OB/GYN

For all those women out there who so look forward to that wonderful time
once a year when they get to be "intimate" with their OB/GYN doctor!
In Sydney, Australia one of the radio stations pays money ($1000-$5000) for
people to tell their most embarrassing stories.
This one netted the winner $5000.........

I was due later in the week for an appointment with the gynecologist.
Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to say I had
been rescheduled for early that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed
everyone off to work and school and it was already around 8:45am.
The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to
spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene
when making such visits. But this time I wasn't going to be able to make
the full effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw off my dressing gown, wet the
washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash
in "that area" to make sure I was at least presentable.
I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped
in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room only a
few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you
do,
I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and
pretended I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away from
where I was. I was a little surprised when the Dr. said "My, we have
taken an
extra effort this morning, haven't we?", but I didn't respond.
The appointment was over, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The
rest
of the day was normal, some shopping, cleaning and cooking, etc.
After school, my six year old daughter was playing and she called out
from
the bathroom, "Mum, where's my washcloth?"
I called back for her to get another one from the cupboard.
She called back, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink.
It had all my glitter and sparkles in it".



Love and Laughter .....
Swannie

Myst
August 11th, 2001, 03:30 AM
Yup I heard that one awhile ago, cute :)

Danustouch
August 11th, 2001, 10:59 AM
FOMCLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!


LOLOLOLOLOL