Children - quotations

[ladyrowan]

Human beings are the only creatures on Earth that allow their children to come back home.
Bill Cosby

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
Clarence S. Darrow

Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's in trouble.
Dennis Fakes

It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.
Chinese Proverb

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
George Bernard Shaw

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
Harry S. Truman

Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions - everyone but a school bus driver.
Unknown

There are three ways to get something done: (1) Do it yourself. (2) Hire someone to do it for you. (3) Forbid your kids to do it.
Unknown

Arthur: 'It's at times like this I wish I'd listened to my mother.' Ford : 'Why, what did she say?'
Arthur: 'I don't know, I never listened.'
Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

I am not young enough to know everything.
Oscar Wilde

You're never too old to have a happy childhood.
Unknown

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
Doug Larson


I love that last one! 8O

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[Earth Walker]

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.

[Mooncrow]

A few years back my kids saw "The Wiard of Oz" for the first time, one of the twins asked my dad whatv i was like when the world was black and white.

Last year Nathan (aka mischevious imp) and a friend got in trouble at scholl for some good natured wrestling. When the teacher asked the other kid what he should've done, he responded "that's a tough question" Nathan said "that is the million dollar question....." "Want to phone a friend?" The teacher couldn't decide whether to strangle Nathan or crack up so she left the room.

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Mooncrow

[loopy]

Originally posted by Mooncrow
A few years back my kids saw "The Wiard of Oz" for the first time, one of the twins asked my dad whatv i was like when the world was black and white.
Mooncrow

LOLOL!! :D:D:D

These are great. :D

[ladyrowan]

Originally posted by Mooncrow
A few years back my kids saw "The Wiard of Oz" for the first time, one of the twins asked my dad whatv i was like when the world was black and white.

Mooncrow


8O 8O 8O 8O 8O


A few years ago, we had a power cut wich lasted until the next day. We spent the evening playing board-games by candlelight.

My then 6 year old asked me if this was what i used to do before we had electricity!!!!

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