twitch
July 16th, 2004, 02:53 PM
Hello everyone! I just popped in and loved how freindly everyone is so I joined. You guys seem like you have a good sense of humor, so here is a joke****A man walks into a bar. He is from the country, new to the city, and wanted to check out the sky bar at the top of this building. He walks up to the bar, and offers to buy a round of drinks for everyone. But there is only one other person in this bar at this time and the bartender says that the guy is kinda a loner. Well, he went up to talk to this guy anyway and he went on and on about all the new stuff in the city he has seen all day. The loner finally looked up from his drink and said-You havent seen anything yet- he went on to tell the tourist that because this building is so tall, and the wind is so strong up here, that if you were to jump out the window it would blow you right back inside.-Yea right- said the tourist. But the loner said he would prove it. He got up from his seat, opened the window and took a few steps back. -Watch this- he said. He ran full speed at the window, jumped out, hovered for a moment and got blown back into the bar.--WOW-- said the tourist. Do it again! The loner once again jumped out the window, hovered, and landed safely inside.--I have got to try this--said the tourist. He ran at the window, jumped as high as he could, hovered in midair for a moment, then fell screaming to his death far below. The loner sat back down at his seat and took a drink. The bartender turned to him and said,--You sure are a dick when you drink superman.***