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EasternPriest
August 20th, 2001, 11:12 PM
God is a little like General Electric
He lights your path.

God is a little like Bayer Aspirin
He works wonders.



God is a little like Hallmark Cards
He cared enough to send the very best.

God is a little like Tide
He gets out the stains that others leave behind.

God is a little like Alberto VO-5 Hair Spray
He holds through all kinds of weather.

He works wonders.



God is a little like Dial Soap
Aren't you glad you know Him?
Don't you wish everyone did?

God is a little like Sears
He has everything.

God is a little like Alka Seltzer
Oh, what a relief He is!



God is a little like Scotch Tape
You can't see Him but you know He's there!

God is a little like The Copper Top Battery
Nothing can outlast Him.

God is a little like American Express
Don't leave home without Him

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Myst
August 20th, 2001, 11:57 PM
That was fun and heartening :)
EasternPriest
August 21st, 2001, 12:43 AM
:)
Danustouch
August 21st, 2001, 09:18 AM
LOL EP..thanks for that. I have it hanging on my bedroom wall, as a matter of fact. A friend of mine gave me a copy of that on parchment, written in calligraphy,and beautifully framed, when I went away to college. I keep it even now, first as a reminder of that friendship, and secondly, because.."god is as god does"...so i think it can fit ANY God..or Goddess concept, beautifully. Thank you!
Xois
August 21st, 2001, 05:27 PM
I have a witty anti-corporate response to each of those...

But I'll hold my tongue

:)
EasternPriest
August 21st, 2001, 06:18 PM
ooooooooohh...i bet that's hard to do:D
Mairwen
August 21st, 2001, 06:23 PM
Yeth. If mathes er talth lithe theis!:crazy:
Arduinna
August 21st, 2001, 07:40 PM
Originally posted by Xois
I have a witty anti-corporate response to each of those...

But I'll hold my tongue

:)

he he I was thinking the same thing

Which god are we talking about, BTW?
Wyrdsister
August 23rd, 2001, 10:48 AM
Gee, EP, I had no idea you could get so *cutsie* ;)

Very nice, btw.

Wyrdsister
vocis noctis
August 23rd, 2001, 11:01 AM
"God is somtimes not the same
The last thing he did is; he brought me pain"
EasternPriest
August 23rd, 2001, 11:11 AM
Originally posted by Wyrdsister
Gee, EP, I had no idea you could get so *cutsie* ;)

Very nice, btw.

Wyrdsister

Thanks:) I just pass along what I find.