German caught having sex with doll

[CloakofStars9]

:foh:


http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=857&e=11&u=/nm/oukoe_odd_germany_doll

BERLIN (Reuters) - A man caught having sex with a blow-up doll in a busy public shopping arcade had to be physically parted from his rubber lover and escorted away, police in Stuttgart say.

[DraconisArcanus]

Now that is just too freaky!

[Tullip Troll]

Oh dear...now thats just so funny...

MheraPai

[Nighthawk]

Ummm, okay...... well..

[CloakofStars9]

If you need it that bad from a blow up doll, for goodness sake DO IT AT HOME!

[{Tigress}]

That one made me chuckle. Thanks. :crylaugh:

[CloakofStars9]

That one made me chuckle. Thanks. :crylaugh:

:D anytime :D

[Avalon]

That's safe sex gone horribly, horribly wrong. :foh:

[Terestai]

Hehe... brings a new meaning to "Rubbermaid" ;)

I'll bet the two weren't hard to separate! All the cops would need is a pin. Did the cops give her a cell or file her away as evidence? :eek:

[CloakofStars9]

at least it wasn't a blow up sheep lmao

[Nighthawk]

Blow up sheep..... oh boy... he he he

[Avalon]

at least it wasn't a blow up sheep lmao
"I was just setting up the Nativity scene, Officer. Yes, in September. What?"

[Nighthawk]

Ew!!!! How does he explain....ummm... well..you know... the trousers around his ankles??

[Sleet]

Hey, the man knows what he likes. I can respect that.

It's that weird, twisted, stay-the-hell-away-from-me sort of respect, though.

[Terestai]

Ew!!!! How does he explain....ummm... well..you know... the trousers around his ankles??

He heard the nativity scene included a virgin. :eek:

[Moridanu]

And I bet I know who that virgin is! *grins at Eric and arches brow*

[Nighthawk]

He he he....and he figgered the animals were ...oh my... never mind.. oh....

[Dallin]

Uh, I'm just inflating it, officer.

[{Tigress}]

Hey, the man knows what he likes. I can respect that.

It's that weird, twisted, stay-the-hell-away-from-me sort of respect, though.

I so hear that! :uhhuhuh:

[Nighthawk]

Hey, the man knows what he likes. I can respect that.

It's that weird, twisted, stay-the-hell-away-from-me sort of respect, though.
Umm, yup.. I see what you mean....

[{Tigress}]

Uh, I'm just inflating it, officer.

Needed a keyboard condom for that comment! Dagnabit!

[Annest]

Uh, I'm just inflating it, officer.

ROFL

[Ben Trismegistus]

This is some funny shit, ladies and gentlemen.

[CloakofStars9]

Blow up sheep..... oh boy... he he he

hey they exsist!

better than a real sheep...poor sheep

[Druchii]

This is some funny shit, ladies and gentlemen.

More like sick in the head...

[Avalon]

This is some funny shit, ladies and gentlemen.
Super-Cool Admin approval! :fpraise:

[Sleet]

More like sick in the head...

Wait, you're both right!

[Terestai]

It's the amazing disappearing-then-reappearing thread! :eek: Kinda like that German guy's date...

[CloakofStars9]

ya thanx ben :hugz:

[teishabee]

erm its funny cus its twisted but not like what if some kids saw him. That would mark you up for life.

[Mayru]

That's safe sex gone horribly, horribly wrong. :foh:
:yayah: Oh my that is so funny, bless you! I needed a good laugh!

[Druchii]

erm its funny cus its twisted but not like what if some kids saw him. That would mark you up for life.


That's the first thing that came to mind was what if my son had seen or read something like that. Disturbing.

[Terestai]

That's the first thing that came to mind was what if my son had seen or read something like that. Disturbing.

I know my friend Sean would actually point that out to his son... :lol:

[Velvet]

:eyebrow: That's just weird!

[Nighthawk]

Thank you, Ben...you rock!!!! Now, the guy with the blowup sheep...he does not rock!!!!

[CloakofStars9]

he was in an arcade!! that is soooooooooo wrong, GO HOME -GO TO THE BATHROOM- WHATEVER

[Terestai]

Thank you, Ben...you rock!!!! Now, the guy with the blowup sheep...he does not rock!!!!

He rocks something, but we won't go there. :D

[Nighthawk]

Arcade?????? Was she an arcade prize or something???

[CloakofStars9]

He rocks something, but we won't go there. :D

rocks the casbah :D

[Avalon]

Arcade?????? Was she an arcade prize or something???
*has mental picture of fellow fishing blow-up Rita out of one of those big bins with the crane*

"I won! I won! It only took me $500!"

[mol]

ya thanx ben :hugz:
HEY! I'm the one that moved it back.

NOTE: If it goes any more graphic....if it goes over PG-13 as far as I see it....then it will be closed and/or removed.

So, discuss, but you dont have to turn it into filth for it to be funny.

[Nighthawk]

Oh..Hey..thanks mol..You rock!!!!!! and..umm.. sorry... sometimes we all get carried away... but it IS a funny story...in a sick and tragic way..

[Strawberry Bounce]

He & his doll couldn't get a room? http://mysticwicks.com/images/smilies2/scratchchin.gif

[Terestai]

Oh..Hey..thanks mol..You rock!!!!!! and..umm.. sorry... sometimes we all get carried away... but it IS a funny story...in a sick and tragic way..

Yes... Homer it isn't. :eek: (And I'm not talking about Simpson. :D )

[CloakofStars9]

HEY! I'm the one that moved it back.

NOTE: If it goes any more graphic....if it goes over PG-13 as far as I see it....then it will be closed and/or removed.

So, discuss, but you dont have to turn it into filth for it to be funny.
LOL I didnt know! but thank you Mol, you rock the casbah too :D

[soilsigh aingeal]

:foh:


http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=857&e=11&u=/nm/oukoe_odd_germany_doll

BERLIN (Reuters) - A man caught having sex with a blow-up doll in a busy public shopping arcade had to be physically parted from his rubber lover and escorted away, police in Stuttgart say. Oh my! :lol:

[mothwench]

:lol: and this one's actually true, and all. i checked a german site:
http://www.cityinfonetz.de/index.php?artikel_id=503372&aktion=lesen

all i can say is... eeeeeew and LOL.

[Yasmine Galenorn]

Just hope he doesn't have a latex allergy....*coughs* That's what happens when you get drunk before going out to pick up chicks.

Yazzapanther :colorful:

[Nighthawk]

He he he... well.. at least he will not get slapped for getting fresh..oh

[Yasmine Galenorn]

He he he... well.. at least he will not get slapped for getting fresh..oh

*snorts* True...that's one way to guarantee you won't get rejected.

Yazzapanther :colorful:

[TigathanWinds]

Geeze, that's just plain nasty :yikes:

With all the girls out there? Why would someone resort to plastic or rubber or whatever it was??? Just nasty...

[Rockprincess]

Geeze, that's just plain nasty :yikes:

With all the girls out there? Why would someone resort to plastic or rubber or whatever it was??? Just nasty...
Yeah, there are lots of girls out there, but there's no guarantee we're going to sleep with you ;) Plastic doesn't protest much ;)

[TigathanWinds]

Yeah, there are lots of girls out there, but there's no guarantee we're going to sleep with you ;) Plastic doesn't protest much ;)


OUCH...I just got slammed...ONLINE! :wah:

Just my luck lol :eyebrow:

[Pol]

He probably just misunderstood the directions. "Be sure to inflate in an open area. Insert hose into hole and fill."

[TigathanWinds]

He probably just misunderstood the directions. "Be sure to inflate in an open area. Insert hose into hole and fill."

Oh Pol, you still got the manual handy eh? :veryweird

[Rockprincess]

He probably just misunderstood the directions. "Be sure to inflate in an open area. Insert hose into hole and fill."
:rollingla :rotfl: :rollingla



OUCH...I just got slammed...ONLINE! :wah:

Just my luck lol :eyebrow:

:lol: It was a generic "you", Tigathan.

[redlady]

:crylaugh: :rotfl: :hehehe: :rollingla

[Pol]

Well..ehm..(cough)
:fpartyman

[Nighthawk]

He he he.. you people... you are all so funny..

[Pol]

Is there something you need to tell us, Nighthawk? :whistle:

[TigathanWinds]

Hmmm... okay....

I just saw in the yahoo news a guy was having sex with his sister's pig and she caught him... these guys need to find something better to do, honestly.

Well, since I need something 'better' to 'do' :bothsides: Aah, much better

[Pol]

You mean you..you..eeee..

[Nighthawk]

Umm, what?? Me?? No. Nope..

[Yasmine Galenorn]

Yeah, there are lots of girls out there, but there's no guarantee we're going to sleep with you ;) Plastic doesn't protest much ;)

Or protect....as I'm fond of saying about some folks, "There wouldn't be enough latex in the world to entice me....." :deviltail

Yazzapanther :colorful:

[WickedBttrfly]

that is hilarious

[Cappy]

Pwah hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

*inhales*

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

*snort*

[Velvet]

Hmm let me see: human or blow up doll? I know which one I'd choose. And probably not in public anyways.

[LadyAutumnCat]

:rotfl: :rotfl:

[Tangerines]

Germans are silly.

[Velvet]

Germans are silly.
:eyebrow: Thank you

[Tangerines]

:eyebrow: Thank you

Bitte. :D

[phoenixblayze]

omg, thats just wrong.....keep it in your house people

[Phoenix Blue]

Or protect....as I'm fond of saying about some folks, "There wouldn't be enough latex in the world to entice me....." :deviltail

Yazzapanther :colorful:
Bah. It's not about how much latex you bring to the party so much as where you have it and where you don't. :p

[Yasmine Galenorn]

Bah. It's not about how much latex you bring to the party so much as where you have it and where you don't. :p

ROFL....trust me, there are some folks that could have a hundred....yards...of latex and they still won't be allowed within arm's reach of me. *coughs*

Yasmine

[TigathanWinds]

<wonders if they make latex dolls> :D

[Aelfoak]

Dirty Kraut!