LOL: Freak The Mundanes (and non-belivers of Tarot!)

[Sequoia]

ROFL my best friend's boyfriend was being skeptical of tarot, so I decided to give him a reading to a question of his choice. . .here is the convo. I am "SailorsGemini", my best friend is "SerenityMoon17", and her boyfriend is represented ex: SerenityMoon: (d) lalala

ok? got it? yes? have fun! :


SerenityMoon17: (d) what # am i thinking of?
SerenityMoon17: *WHACK WITH BAKA STICK*
Sailors Gemini: 8?
SerenityMoon17: (d) wrong
Sailors Gemini: LMAO *whack too*
Sailors Gemini: ^^; 8's my favourite number
SerenityMoon17: (d) 700
Sailors Gemini: -_-; figures, with you it'd have to be big and obsucre
SerenityMoon17: give an example
Sailors Gemini: ^^;
Sailors Gemini: hmm ok "What was the past month like for Mina"
SerenityMoon17: ok
SerenityMoon17: hrm....
SerenityMoon17: (d) what was i doing a year ago?
SerenityMoon17: WTF?
SerenityMoon17: (d) a year ago this month
Sailors Gemini: hmm. . . well, I can do a broad thingie for a year ago. . . I'll try. brb
SerenityMoon17: ok
Sailors Gemini: three card spread: tree, starry night, paradise

a year ago (give or take a few months, your deity-baka-higness-sir, SHEESH!),

**please note, that was an inside joke hehe**

something happened. You gained insight into something that you had never quite gotten all of before, perhaps in a relationship of some kind. It may have lead to personal growth, and it may have occured on or around some kind of trip. The trip was a very pleasant one, something soft and calm and happy and enjoyable.
SerenityMoon17: (d) O.O
SerenityMoon17: he's freakin me out o_o
SerenityMoon17: (d) O.O
Sailors Gemini: nani?
Sailors Gemini: what'd I do?
SerenityMoon17: (d) give or take a few days, i was out in the woods, under the stars, having a good time
SerenityMoon17: *ANIME FALL*
SerenityMoon17: (d) that's freaky
Sailors Gemini: nn *nodsnods* hehe
SerenityMoon17: (d) no more tarot for me
SerenityMoon17: he's genuinely freaked
SerenityMoon17: ok my turn dammit
Sailors Gemini: told you I was fairly accurate

and the rest desintigrates into joking friend conversation. ^^; funny, ne?

[loopy]

Hee! :D:D Go Puma!! :D:D:D:D

[Dagda Moon~Lily]

I just love it when skeptics are freaked out by accuracy! lol I think it's kind of funny.....on the other side of the coin, don't laugh at their wonder of it....it may be their first experience with Tarot. :D

[Sequoia]

Derek's (that's the guy's name) a professional skeptical in some ways, and he had been hopping around scoffing at it LOL so I figure it's ok to laugh. Besides, it's not AT him, it's at the humerous situation. "oh, those things aren't real." "o.o;;; you read WHAT?!" so it was fun on either side hehe

^__^ it's fun to mess with that guy's mind. . .it's all done in good fun, don't worry. I've known him for a while now. He takes everything in stride hehe

[Danustouch]

One night while I was doing readings for a local tavern. Some guy demanded I read for him, even though I tried to advise him against it. He was highly intoxicated...and I reallllly didn't want to read his cards. You never know how some will react. Anywayyyyyy...I start turning over a TON of realllllly negative cards. His indicator card was the seven of swords...which to me, usually indicates trickery, deception, etc. Doing things behind someone elses back. He also had the Three of Swords..heart break...in his past. In his surrounding influences, I got Judgement, which to me, usually indicates a "Karmic Lesson" of sorts. In his future, I saw the five of pentacles...which, based on the rest of his cards, I interpreted as meaning loneliness, loss..etc. In his "Foundation" card, I got the Four of pentacles..which I always interpret to mean "stinginess, or greed, or holding onto that which you should let go".

So..I'm telling him the story, as they're telling me. Basically, he'd been very deceptive in his past, he'd wound up leaving somebody, and breaking her heart. There were some money issues which needed to be resolved...he'd been holding onto something...financially...which was rightfully, someone elses. I also warned him (because of the devil card, and what I could clearly observe..mixed)...that he should be careful about his health. I saw some sort of "addiction" or "vice" which not only inhibits his health, but also causes him to make very poor choices. I also warned him, that whatever relationship he was in now....would not succeed, unless he learned the lessons from the past. And tried to be more forthright. He denied the WHOLEEE thing. He said it didn't seem accurate at all. So I asked him what about it didn't seem accurate...

He said..."Well..I did have a divorce in my past.". I asked.."Did you cheat on her". He answered.."well..yeah..but she was a @#&%^..anyway.". Then I asked..."were their children from that marriage?". He said..."Yeah...but..when we was together..my wife and I spoiled them rotten". I asked if he had paid child support after they divorced..his answer.."No..and the @&(&#*% Tried to sue me!". At this point, I had to restrain myself from rolling my eyes. Then I asked him about his health. And he said..."Well...I've got cirrhosis of the Liver...but..that aint gonna get any better"...(as he took a sip of his beer). DUHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Sometimes I think that some people, are skeptics, because they fear the truth. I think so many of them fear US knowing the truth about them. So..even when you are handing them truth...they refuse to see it. It's too frightening to them!