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Earth Walker
August 26th, 2001, 02:21 AM
Executive Order Grants 5 Months Vacation To Every American
Bush shocked to learn that most Americans work all year long.

Before getting down to the business of enjoying his month-long
vacation, President Bush has announced a new Executive
Order granting 5 months vacation per year for all legally employed
Americans. The Order also includes a provision requiring the
employers provide work site gyms and midday workout breaks
for all workers.
Speaking to reporters, Bush explained how he came to make
the decision: 'When Vice President Cheney appraised me on the
working habits of Americans, I said, "Whoa there! These people
are working ALL YEAR LONG??? That's crazy!' It is crazy, and
now I'm bringing a stop to it."
In his first six months in the White House the President has
already taken four weeks vacation and believes the time off was
essential to his excellent job performance so far.
After his August vacation, the President plans to take another
three weeks in Maine to enjoy the autumn leaves, and a long
break from Thanksgiving to New Years in Miami with his brother
"The Presidency is definitely the toughest job I've ever had.
The experience has forced me to realize that most Americans
must be extremely overworked. Personally, I don't know why
America hasn't done this a long time ago."

August 26th, 2001, 02:44 AM
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! thank you for making me giggle.

August 26th, 2001, 04:24 AM