my word!!

[gunner]

the following was posted in a yahoo club in response to a persistent pest, it's reposted here for entertainment ONLY and is NOT directed towards anyone here. i've left the signature off to protect the guilty of course.

"your lineage traces back to a cutpurse and a
whore who met once in a dark alley by chance and
never saw each other's faces, she got her tuppence,
he got the french pox and between them they
founded a long, undistinguished line of vagabonds,
thieves and unwed mothers, nor are we likely to
contemplate turning the country "back" to the likes of
you. one of the failures of the english judicial
system is that they failed to transport your
shabby gang of progenitors to australia rather than
letting them come here to annoy their betters.
you've an unkept appointment with old jack straw for
the high jump and the world will be a better
place for your leaving it. hopefully before you
become anyone's ancestor though likely your surpassing
uglyness and horrid smell will preclude that
possibility. without regards."

i think we could call that a "flame" and the author was mildly annoyed.

[Mairwen]

:razz::ack::eyebrow::shaker::nyah::meanhead::crylaugh::G

[Earth Walker]

Originally posted by Mairwen
:razz::ack::eyebrow::shaker::nyah::meanhead::crylaugh::G

Ditto.

[cydira]

:eek: Gunner, where do you find these things???

<grins> Can I use that one on the next swine that decides to get fresh with me and attempt to place a hand where it doesn't belong?

[Wyrdsister]

WOW! That was so well written! :D :D :nyah: To be honest, I love stuff like that. The intelligent, well worded insult is sooooooo vastly superior (and so cutting) than a simple "You suck and your momma's ugly" flame. Bravo to the (guilty) author! ;)

Wyrdsister
villainess at :heartthro

[SpikesPet5150]

I enjoy reading the well thought out flames, also. I'm just wondering what the guy did to deserve such a flame. Lets just assume he deserved it. :) LOL I must say, though.. Wyrdsister... I laughed out loud when I read your "You suck and your momma's ugly" thing... sometimes I enjoy reading those too. :)
~Bree
:elf:

[Swanspirit]

require more thought and more vocabulary,
but it helps if they are inspired by someone truly deserving :> dont you think?
has anyone read the Shakespeare Insults ???
ohhh now those are good too hhehehe
now Willy could hurt a guy :>

[Thou art] a wretch whose natural gifts were poor. from Hamlet
or
Thou venomed plume-plucked fustilarian! hehehe
there more just a click away here

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/
8O 8O
Love and Light
Swannie

[gunner]

"<grins> Can I use that one on the next swine that decides to get fresh with me and attempt to place a hand where it doesn't belong?"

you certainly may cydira, i don't think the author would mind a bit in such case. if he were there when it happened i think he'd likely assist by placing the sharp end of a few feet of steel at the offender's throat while you stated your thesis.

[EasternPriest]

Originally posted by Swanspirit
has anyone read the Shakespeare Insults ???
ohhh now those are good too hhehehe
now Willy could hurt a guy :>


...not only that, but some of the quotes aren't even from the Bard!

[Lavender]

:lol: That was so good, it even impressed my hubby! :lol:

[Swanspirit]

and look at the material we have for inspiration all around us .......


Inspired ......
Swannie

[Socharis]

LOL 8O I like that one :thumbsup:

[Dria El]

Bravo to the author! I looove a good insult! hehe

:)

[Pasch]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by gunner
[B]the following was posted in a yahoo club in response to a persistent pest, it's reposted here for entertainment ONLY and is NOT directed towards anyone here. i've left the signature off to protect the guilty of course.

"your lineage traces back to a cutpurse and a
whore who met once in a dark alley by chance and
never saw each other's faces, she got her tuppence,
he got the french pox and between them they
founded a long, undistinguished line of vagabonds,
thieves and unwed mothers, nor are we likely to
contemplate turning the country "back" to the likes of
you. one of the failures of the english judicial
system is that they failed to transport your
shabby gang of progenitors to australia rather than
letting them come here to annoy their betters.
you've an unkept appointment with old jack straw for
the high jump and the world will be a better
place for your leaving it. hopefully before you
become anyone's ancestor though likely your surpassing
uglyness and horrid smell will preclude that
possibility. without regards."


i love raw talent!! and this one is an absolute genius....!!
i never think of the right thing to say at the right time, my talent
seems to kick in after the fun has already stopped.....!!
Pasch..:sunny:

[BlackDragon]

Originally posted by Pasch


i love raw talent!! and this one is an absolute genius....!!
i never think of the right thing to say at the right time, my talent
seems to kick in after the fun has already stopped.....!!
Pasch..:sunny: [/B]

unfortunate ditto!! :P

[abbyseyes]

My DH is a master of that particular art. He calls it:
"VERBAL ANNIHIALATION".