Spell needed to do all of my everyday tasks.(Just a little joke...)

[Muireannach]

Hello,

I would like a spell that will do all of my everday tasks for me. As an example, I would like one that would get my neighbours to keep their music down. Sure I can simply go over and ask them to stop, or call the police, but Gods and Goddesses are there to do my will right? So waht would it take, a blue candle and maybe some vanilla incense?

I would also like a spell to take stains out of clothing as stain remover is expensive. In addition a spell to make me lose 20 lbs would be great because I really don't feel like exercising or doing it through hard work.

When driving I find that so many people change lanes without signalling, instead of dealing with it I think I will cast a spell that will magically move them to another lane allowing me to go at any speed I wish unencumbered.

I think a spell for getting my homework done and getting my degree would be fantastic as I like to spend my time in the bath rather than studying.

Anyone know any spells to get these things done?

[Muireannach]

I wrote this as a little joke for the seriously magic-minded. It's a parody of fluffbunny laziness. I recieved an e-mail from an individual in regards to this awhile back, but due to confidentiality I had to re-phrase it. lol

[Rick]

Well, you should conjure Mrs. Santa to do your housework, the Grim Reaper to take care of the noisy neighbors & annoying drivers, & a djinn to grant whatever wishes remain... :awilly:

...btw, I do move slow drivers outta my way magically... _travolta_

[Theres]

:D
great post!

[Ailinea]

Hehehe...

I always wanted to write a book of mundane "spells". For example:

Spell to make a tardy ride (city bus, friend picking you up, etc.) arrive: Pull out a cigarette. Light it. Your ride will show up in a few puffs.
Spell to make it rain: Let your car get dirty. Wait one week, while watching the Weather Channel on a routine basis. Get frustrated and wash your car. It will rain in 24 hours.
Spell to receive an expected phone call: Wait by the phone for 2 hours. Get up and go to the bathroom or out to pick up the mail. The person will have called while you were gone.

[Storm]

I think this is funny. but just a personal note. I see nothing wrong with casting simple spells to make all of those mundane things go smother. If nothing else, it hons ones skills, brings magick into daily life. Maybe not calling on Deity for such things but sending out a little personal energy.

[Dr. Doom]

Dear Muireannach,

For driving, I mostly erect imaginary stone barriers to keep other vehicles in their proper lanes and not cutting into my lane of travel. If someone is in your lane, traveling slowly in front of you, and you feel they should move over to let you by, I have noticed that people can feel a sense of inertia, if you were travelling faster behind them, and had to slow down abruptly to avoid striking them. Slowing down, getting some distance behind them, speeding up, and slamming on the brakes, when you are closer, communicates a sense of inertia. If you have a real good car without ABS, the sound of screeching tires also sometimes has an effect. Certainly I recommend good taste and caution. But I have seen some cars pull over for me to pass. Not all.

Stains can be treated with ordinary liquid laundry detergent, like wisk. I had bottle of wisk in which I mixed Dirt Buster, for stains around white shirt collars. The Wisk then serves as part of the detergent needed to wash the clothes.

I don't have a real good attention span, and I am easily distracted, particularly from un-interesting chores. I am developing shields to prevent interruptions.

No reason not to apply magic to every day situations.

Blessings

[Rick]

Dear Muireannach,
Stains can be treated with ordinary liquid laundry detergent, like wisk. I had bottle of wisk in which I mixed Dirt Buster, for stains around white shirt collars. The Wisk then serves as part of the detergent needed to wash the clothes.

What's the invocation to make the Wisk & Dirt Buster containers open themselves & mix together on their own?

Oh, and we all want mops & buckets like in the "Sorcerer's Apprentice"... :fprtyman4