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tempest69
September 10th, 2001, 03:07 PM
......After saving the wood dwarf community from the Spam monsters, the Changing One returned with a grill and all the fixin's for an excellent Barbecue....Afterwards, he steps onto the porch, raises his hands to the sky.....a cooler begins to materialize in front of him....he puts his hands down and reveals that it is the bottomless cooler of Stewerts root beer....he passes out.....NO BOTTLE OPENER!!!!!!!!!

Illuminatus
September 10th, 2001, 03:15 PM
Originally posted by tempest69
......After saving the wood dwarf community from the Spam monsters, the Changing One returned with a grill and all the fixin's for an excellent Barbecue....Afterwards, he steps onto the porch, raises his hands to the sky.....a cooler begins to materialize in front of him....he puts his hands down and reveals that it is the bottomless cooler of Stewerts root beer....he passes out.....NO BOTTLE OPENER!!!!!!!!!

YOU GOT TEETH, DONTCHA?????? First thing you learn in college, how to get any bottle open. Why I was performing advanced shotguns by the second term like a true pro.

- Ill

Amora
September 10th, 2001, 09:26 PM
Originally posted by Illuminatus


YOU GOT TEETH, DONTCHA?????? First thing you learn in college, how to get any bottle open. Why I was performing advanced shotguns by the second term like a true pro.

- Ill

OOOUUUCCHHH!! I've seen people open bottles with their teeth and it pains me to even think about it....

tempest69
September 13th, 2001, 02:47 PM
I have every intention of keeping all my teeth, thank you!