View Full Version : Slightly humorous...
mol
March 5th, 2001, 11:59 PM
http://www.victorious.org/newage.htm
I said slightly...heh...
Dragonmother
March 6th, 2001, 12:21 AM
When eighty millions of new agers gathered together... Where was I? (where were they, for that matter- I noticed the writer gave no locations) Still, I feel a little left out.
mol
March 6th, 2001, 12:27 AM
My fav was:
"They claimed that their teachings were revealed by “spirit” or elemental guides (demons)."
*giggle*
Im...speechless.
belladonna23
March 6th, 2001, 12:43 AM
My favorite part was about all the powers of darkness that new agers have unleashed upon the earth. That stuff always cracks me up. *nervous laugh*
mol
March 6th, 2001, 01:25 AM
Just a quick note. We are not making light of this man's faith. Only that the facts in the article are a little, well, delusional. ;)
ZenKing
March 6th, 2001, 03:35 AM
This is where hate begins. Through literature such as this which teaches that another path is evil.
Kaylara
March 6th, 2001, 11:30 AM
My question is:
If this is the sign of the coming rapture, and the second coming of Christ, why are they fighting it? I would think that they would be happy that their enemies would be burning in hell, and that all of the good christians will be in heaven with god.
Kaylara
Cadarn
March 6th, 2001, 04:57 PM
" Today, the New Age movement appears to be a loose knit group of innocent organizations with ambiguous goals or leadership. But beneath the surface there is a definite, organized, secret leadership and strategy which guides the vast movement. "
Mol he's talking about you hehehe
mol
March 6th, 2001, 06:17 PM
Originally posted by Cadarn
" Today, the New Age movement appears to be a loose knit group of innocent organizations with ambiguous goals or leadership. But beneath the surface there is a definite, organized, secret leadership and strategy which guides the vast movement. "
Mol he's talking about you hehehe
My secret plan has been revealed!
(Ok, everyone, go get some black Nikes!)
Lady Tana
March 6th, 2001, 07:37 PM
Originally posted by mol
My secret plan has been revealed!
(Ok, everyone, go get some black Nikes!)
dang and i just bought white ones!!!
Amora
March 6th, 2001, 07:56 PM
Shoot I guess I have to change religions now, I didn't realize i was supposed to be worshipping Satan. maybe we should have a new catagory on the sight: Our plans to take out the Christians led by Mol. (HAHA) Unless it's already here and I haven't noticed it!!
Ayla
March 7th, 2001, 07:31 AM
There's not much I can say except - ACK!
There are some *really* weird people in this world.
Love & Laughter,
http://ayla.brinkster.net/ayla/images/signatureT.gif
Obsidian
March 7th, 2001, 02:59 PM
Well what an amazing man, he must be permently stressed out worring about the evil that has been unleashed on the world, perhaps we should invite him to Glastonbury and really blow his mind!!!!!
Niamh
March 7th, 2001, 04:29 PM
Me and my demon guides are laughing at this. Like you said, Mol, we're not making fun of the guys' religion, just what he probably considers to be well researched "facts!" It's really amazing. ANd I hope he doesn't find out about you, Mol, as you are the Anti-Christ! Ha! :p
mol
March 7th, 2001, 06:01 PM
Originally posted by Niamh
Me and my demon guides are laughing at this. Like you said, Mol, we're not making fun of the guys' religion, just what he probably considers to be well researched "facts!" It's really amazing. ANd I hope he doesn't find out about you, Mol, as you are the Anti-Christ! Ha! :p
I know. ;)
Shatav
March 7th, 2001, 09:15 PM
It all sounds like my in-laws to me...
:rolleyes:
Semele
March 8th, 2001, 12:11 AM
My only comment is...did you see the picture of this guy??? He looks like he has been drinking some of Bluecats lemonade and doesn't really care for it, yet he can't stop drinking it. Kind of like his nosy delving into the "evil" business at hand here in our community.
Somebody, quick get some sugar for this man. .... and maybe a laxative. I have seen that expression before!!
Semele
bluecat
March 8th, 2001, 12:17 AM
That guy wasn't even poilte enough to use a coaster! Now I have to get out the O Cedar!
Well, he did insist on using his OWN ARTIFICIAL sweetner! Well, I let anyone on the porch, for better or worse. I shoulda known!
Hmmm .... Do you think I should have told him that my name is Steve, I have a design degree and I like track lighting? There may be a few folks who will get the joke <GRIN>.
Steve
Maggie
March 8th, 2001, 11:27 AM
Originally posted by mol
Just a quick note. We are not making light of this man's faith. Only that the facts in the article are a little, well, delusional. ;)
A little? Oy.......:rolleyes:
Maggie
belladonna23
March 8th, 2001, 12:13 PM
[i]
Hmmm .... Do you think I should have told him that my name is Steve, I have a design degree and I like track lighting? There may be a few folks who will get the joke <GRIN>.
Steve [/B]
Wasn't the significance of that pointed out by Shirley MacLaine in "Steel Magnolias"?
gunner
March 9th, 2001, 12:10 AM
this character is beyond "delusional" and rapidly passing through "just plain silly" towards "right 'round the bend", us in a "worldwide conspiracy" to foster a "world government"? i'd rather try herding rabbits than try to head this gang all in the same direction at the same time (and don't ever change!) if there is such a thing as a "fluffy bunny" christian this has to be it.
"gunner"
mythril
March 9th, 2001, 01:13 AM
I just found out what you people are talking about ,
and oh my ---
Why don't people like him wake up and see that we are all of the same creator, we just have different ways of worshiping.
and about us creating as mass conspiracy to rule the world and convert everyone to our beliefs-
"Hey fella, look back at your history!"
its not that im againts any other religions like christianity because we all are on the path to goodness, christians and pagans, its just that i cant stand foolish people.
Thats it, ive had my turn, whos next *giggle*
bluecat
March 9th, 2001, 09:20 AM
Originally posted by belladonna23
Wasn't the significance of that pointed out by Shirley MacLaine in "Steel Magnolias"?
Thank you, belladonna23. Yes, "Weezie" (SP) was a woman of very strong opinions, kinda like me.
Steve
Earth Walker
March 9th, 2001, 11:18 AM
I do not believe in the patriarchal New Age. This
"new age", called the "New World Order" is endorsed
by George Bush 1, George Bush 2, Pauline Hanson in
Australia, Stockwell Day in Canada, and other political
leaders(all right-wing nutbars).
I believe in the restoration of the Goddess/Matriarchal
societies, where ALL people are equal, and we live in
total harmony with Nature.
Semele
March 9th, 2001, 02:33 PM
Yes, "Weezie" (SP) was a woman of very strong opinions, kinda like me.
Steve [/B][/QUOTE]
Why Steve, I had no idea you were a woman of strong opinions...well, ok I had a hunch!!!
Semele
bluecat
March 9th, 2001, 02:54 PM
Originally posted by Semele
Yes, "Weezie" (SP) was a woman of very strong opinions, kinda like me.
Steve
Why Steve, I had no idea you were a woman of strong opinions...well, ok I had a hunch!!!
Semele [/B][/QUOTE]
ROFL,
Well, except for the woman part, I do have very strong opinions. Did I tell you I like track lighting? ROFL!
Steve
kittiepoetrygod
November 2nd, 2001, 08:12 PM
(It was really buried)
Hehe ... ignorance (and comedy) at about level 3 out of -66. I amuse myself.
Margie
November 2nd, 2001, 09:03 PM
ok-here we go:
"Lucifer was Satan’s first name"-thanks for the heads up:rolleyes:
"Baily’s teachings established the symbol of a rainbow as their identification sign"-thus bringing Pagans and homosexuals in line (not meant to be insulting at all...not sure if anyone would take it that way)
"In actuality, these gatherings of meditation were acts of worship and service to the Devil"-ok, who's the leak?
"One can only imagine what kind of demons and evil spiritual forces were unleashed upon the world as witch doctors, shamans and mystics called upon the powers of darkness to distort humanity’s perception of truth. "-yeah-humanity's perception of truth wasn't ALREADY distorted or anything:rolleyes:
"the manifesto of the New Age movement calls for a:...Universal credit card system-too late, it's called "Master Card"-card of the devil-I'll agree
"And if this is the organization of the Beast, we know that this means the rapture, the tribulation period, and the second coming of Jesus Christ is close at hand"-see-he said "IF"-left himself a loophole there.
LMAO-I just think the guy's paranoid.
gunner
November 2nd, 2001, 09:30 PM
re-reading the original site mol posted and a few other essays in it i'll have to correct my previous post, the man is obviously barking mad, his mind has gone walkabout longtime.
Danustouch
November 2nd, 2001, 10:55 PM
Ummmmmm..somebody mix this man a drink..heavily dosed with Lithium.
Lavender
November 2nd, 2001, 11:14 PM
:lol: I don't care what you guys say...I like this guy...he's funny!
Old Witch
November 3rd, 2001, 04:12 PM
Like anyone could get 80 million Pagan, Wiccan, Druid, Etc. beings to get together and accomplish anything! We don't even agree here on the boards.
Euphoria
November 3rd, 2001, 04:43 PM
Step by step they plotted the coming new age with instructions for the institution of the necessary new world order.
Mol i told u not to talk to the press dammit
rainbow as their identification sign
do any of us use a rainbow i thot it was a pentacle lol
She even discussed the sacredness of the new world leader’s number, 666 (the number of the Beast).
Dammit theyve blown my cover
also referred to as the “Planetary Surrender,”
Xander what have i told u bout surrendering our planet ... sheesh no one listens !
In actuality, these gatherings of meditation were acts of worship and service to the Devil
Thank u everyone for ur worship and service lol
Think of the power of God that could be released if eighty million Christians combined their faith in one massive prayer meeting!
oh no theyre plotting against us hee hee
(8) Abolishing of Christianity, Judaism and Islam
Do we ???? mol did u forget tpo include this in your battle summary ... i am supposed to be ur ministeress of defence
They are seeking a man, whether god or devil, who will be their image of a messiah, coming to save the planet.
Mol just one more day !!!!!!!!
They have expressed their rejection and hostility toward Christianity
Hmm ... well we would have good reasons as this song i found states
Forget not the days of old
And recall the stories told
Of the burnings and the screams
Do they ever haunt your dreams ?
There was a time when freedom died
It was an age of genocide
The inquisition at the door
The church of Rome at holy war
They broke the children on the wheel
In the madness of their zeal
In the shadow of their wake
The innocent burning at the stake
Children resist a return to the burning times
People be wise to the power of their lies
Be not fooled as those who were fooled before
Children, oh children be free be wild
They came to bring the “good news”
To burn Witches, Pagans, Jews
Said they were the “shepherds sheep”
Whipped old women through the streets
Then the turning of the tide
From the truth they could not hide
Now the darkest age has passed
The Goddess has returned at last
and seek to establish a universal leader who will fulfill the description of a satanic deity.
ok who spilled the beans ... i swear we have a spy
Truly there has never been a more ideal environment to produce that man of deception, the personification of the Devil himself.
they are soo right the time is now mol !!!!!!
GO GO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EVERYONE BATTLESTATIONS
OPERATION TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH MOL AS OUR DEVIL LEADER IS UNDERWAY
EasternPriest
November 3rd, 2001, 04:49 PM
Originally posted by Margie
ok-here we go:
"Baily’s teachings established the symbol of a rainbow as their identification sign"-thus bringing Pagans and homosexuals in line (not meant to be insulting at all...not sure if anyone would take it that way)
Actually - the symbol of the rainbow used by most new age religions has nothing to do with Gay Pride or Diversity.
The seven colors of the rainbow are used symbolically by many new age groups as representing the heavenly heirarchy. Each color of the rainbow represents an ascended master, and an attribute of them.
An example -
Some say green is for artistic enterprise and Master Michelangelo.
Orange is mellowing wisdom and Lord Buddha.
Aqua is scientific innovation and is Lord Mazda.
etc.....
Margie
November 3rd, 2001, 04:52 PM
Sorry-didn't know, just sharing my vast ignorance;) :)
EasternPriest
November 3rd, 2001, 04:53 PM
Originally posted by Euphoria
quote:
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They have expressed their rejection and hostility toward Christianity
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Hmm ... well we would have good reasons as this song i found states
Forget not the days of old
And recall the stories told
Of the burnings and the screams
Do they ever haunt your dreams ?
There was a time when freedom died
It was an age of genocide
The inquisition at the door
The church of Rome at holy war
They broke the children on the wheel
In the madness of their zeal
In the shadow of their wake
The innocent burning at the stake
Children resist a return to the burning times
People be wise to the power of their lies
Be not fooled as those who were fooled before
Children, oh children be free be wild
They came to bring the “good news”
To burn Witches, Pagans, Jews
Said they were the “shepherds sheep”
Whipped old women through the streets
Then the turning of the tide
From the truth they could not hide
Now the darkest age has passed
The Goddess has returned at last
Except that historically, pagans first persecuted the christians. Niether party persecuting the other was right in what they did.
SimplyStrange
November 3rd, 2001, 05:04 PM
The rapture is coming?! Oh dear, I better run out and do all the evil deeds I can and be sure to sacrifice lots of things to Satan and such, seeing as how I'm going to Hell anyway. :rolleyes:
*ties shoes* Ok, mol, Mr. Anti-Christ. Let's go get 'em...
Euphoria
November 3rd, 2001, 05:07 PM
Except that historically, pagans first persecuted the christians. Niether party persecuting the other was right in what they did.
ok sorry i wasnt aware of that could u fill me in a wee bittyy plz
kittiepoetrygod
November 3rd, 2001, 05:15 PM
Do a lil reasearch on ancient rome ... more specifically the lion's food supply ... however ... this was just one group ... but its still Pagans killing Christians.
I agree, EP.
Xois
November 3rd, 2001, 05:23 PM
this was my favorite
In 1922, Baily founded the “Lucifer Publishing Company,” which printed and distributed their teachings (Lucifer was Satan’s first name).
What was Satan's Last name?! Jones...right now I remember...Lucifer Jones
Xois
November 3rd, 2001, 05:25 PM
Do a lil reasearch on ancient rome ... more specifically the lion's food supply ... however ... this was just one group ... but its still Pagans killing Christians.
Sure, but be clear...the Pagan's who were killing Christians are not the same as the current New-Pagan movement...
In one hand, the first use of the word Pagan is "non-christian" and in the second it means earth centered religion...
so it is a completely different statement
like saying: I play my bass and I love to go fishing for Bass
Same word, different meaning...
SimplyStrange
November 3rd, 2001, 05:42 PM
I agree with Xios. Though Pagans did persecute Christians first, it was indeed a completely different set of Pagans. I'm sorry if people waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back in the whatever days persecuted them, but that really gives no right to hate and spread hate.
I am not particularly proud of the fact that Pagans persecuted them, but in the great words of Gandhi "An eye for an eye will make the whole world go blind".
flar7
November 3rd, 2001, 06:23 PM
~Moderator Mode~
Euphoria please edit the language of your post, regarding the
use of GdD, it is a violation of rule 3
~End Moderator Mode~
Euphoria
November 3rd, 2001, 06:39 PM
oh ok sorry i never realised that go fix it now
EasternPriest
November 3rd, 2001, 06:54 PM
It's a different set of pagans now, and a different set of christians now. Niether side should return to what was.
Xois
November 3rd, 2001, 07:00 PM
EP
Agreed...and I don't hold today's christians responsible (even though the word, in this case, is identical) for the crimes of the Inquisition...or the Crusades...
However, I am willing, totally, to call a spade a spade...And this article is hate mongering at its worse, under the banner of Christianity--it sure is a pity
:D
Xois
Dellit Tandannon
November 3rd, 2001, 08:08 PM
no, no. you've all got it wrong. i am the antichrist. worship me and.... like.... kill stuff er whatever. boo.
:devil:
kittiepoetrygod
November 3rd, 2001, 08:54 PM
What was the norm then is the extreme extreme fundie now ... in both cases.
SimplyStrange
November 3rd, 2001, 09:03 PM
Originally posted by Dellit Tandannon
no, no. you've all got it wrong. i am the antichrist. worship me and.... like.... kill stuff er whatever. boo.
:devil:
Aah!! *collapses at his feet in worship*
Ok so what's mol's role? Is he this aforesaid Satan??
Xois
November 3rd, 2001, 09:05 PM
What was the norm then is the extreme extreme fundie now ... in both cases
I am inclined to disagree only on this one small point...to say so is to assume that neo-paganism is related to what was called pagan by the christians, jews, and moslems. This is not the case.
Theres
November 3rd, 2001, 09:16 PM
well i guess i'm just not as sensitive as you guys. i'll laugh at his religion, long and loud! 'cause it certainly isn't based on anything that Jesus taught.
and the very idea of all those millions of Pagans being 'organized' is even more laughable. like herding cats! i have a hard enough time with just thirteen!
Jesus save me from your followers!
gunner
November 3rd, 2001, 09:51 PM
i just had a talk with god about this guy and she's a bit annoyed with him
Ball-Bhreac Ròn
November 4th, 2001, 03:33 PM
right on, gunner! :)
kittiepoetrygod
November 4th, 2001, 04:10 PM
hehe gunner
Margie
November 5th, 2001, 01:45 AM
LMAO
Euphoria
November 5th, 2001, 02:44 PM
i just had a talk with god about this guy and she's a bit annoyed with him
i know i am VERY annoyed
Illuminatus
November 5th, 2001, 02:52 PM
Originally posted by gunner
this character is beyond "delusional" and rapidly passing through "just plain silly" towards "right 'round the bend", us in a "worldwide conspiracy" to foster a "world government"? i'd rather try herding rabbits than try to head this gang all in the same direction at the same time (and don't ever change!) if there is such a thing as a "fluffy bunny" christian this has to be it.
"gunner"
Yes! A "New World Order".. how ridiculous! There is no Conspiracy. Really. This guy's a nut, don't listen to him.
Really.
- Illuminatus!
bluecat
November 5th, 2001, 03:39 PM
Well, I am used to guys like this because of the town I live in. We have them coming out of the woodwork pretty often. They were even spotlighted in the local paper in an article about how evil Halloween was, but, "Halloween" still happened.
The article was as disturbing as this guy's ranting, but no different. They want us to make a big deal out of what they say so they can run around like Chicken Little screaming that the sky is falling and Satan is at the door. (That reminds me of the show that was on TV a few years ago about the small town that had Satan as its Sheriff.) ... "Someone's at the door."
Just 2 more pennies from me.
Blue
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