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diamondtiger
December 26th, 2004, 02:41 PM
I broke my toe about a month ago when I kicked a stand in my kitchen. It was finally starting to heal (I'm not good at staying off my feet)... hasn't bothered me for about a week. YEA!!! I was sooooo happy! :fpompoms

Christmas Eve morning, the dogs come in and wake me up. My groggy self gets out of my snuggly warm bed to let them out. Pretty normal routine when ya have fur babies. I'm walking down the hall half asleep, when Quincy (my 60? lb lab) stops dead in his tracks and I kick him and break my toe (x's2) again.:wah: So now I'm on crutches and taking it easy, co's I can't put weight on my foot with out crying from the pain. Well, I had to pee this morning. I hobble to the bathroom, and STUPID me KICKS the crutch! :bug: MERRY CHRISTMAS ME! :crylaugh:

LMAO!! This new year is looking like a doozie all right. I'm not EVEN gonna ask the dreaded question... “What's next....” :collapse:

semi
December 26th, 2004, 04:15 PM
You may be my long lost twin. I broke the same bone in my hand 3 times in the past two years. Once by punching a pole, once in an accident with a case of beans, and once by hitting myself in the head. Good to know I'm not alone.

BlessedByTheGoddess
December 27th, 2004, 12:21 AM
Poor You!!! If I were you I wouldn't ask what is going to happen next.

ravynbynorthwynd
December 27th, 2004, 01:52 AM
hey, i recently sat on a pair of scissors and had to get 4 stiches....


i work in a fabric store! i should know more about scissor safety

Teresa
December 27th, 2004, 02:10 AM
:hugz: From a Fellow if it can happen it will happen to me type person!

violet rain
December 27th, 2004, 02:20 AM
ouchy!!!! (huggsss) hope you heal quickly......But on a lighter side I seriously suggest you investing in a pair of steel toe boots :) and wear them all of the time LOL

charmedkisses1
December 27th, 2004, 03:44 AM
aw im so sorry! sounds like something i would do! :lol:

PoisonIvy
December 27th, 2004, 07:08 AM
OMG! You prolly should quit kickin' things! 8O Hope your toe heals up quick! And start makin' sure that you're awake in the morning before ya start walking!

diamondtiger
December 27th, 2004, 10:56 AM
LOL!! When I was little we used to tease my baby sister because she was clumsy... When she'd trip over air or do something incredibly stupid and hurt herself, we'd say "Hello Grace".

Guess this is karma huh...lol I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who's such a klutz sometimes. :hugz: Thanks y'all. :)

silverstard
December 27th, 2004, 12:12 PM
I broke my toe about a month ago when I kicked a stand in my kitchen. It was finally starting to heal (I'm not good at staying off my feet)... hasn't bothered me for about a week. YEA!!! I was sooooo happy!

Christmas Eve morning, the dogs come in and wake me up. My groggy self gets out of my snuggly warm bed to let them out. Pretty normal routine when ya have fur babies. I'm walking down the hall half asleep, when Quincy (my 60? lb lab) stops dead in his tracks and I kick him and break my toe (x's2) again. So now I'm on crutches and taking it easy, co's I can't put weight on my foot with out crying from the pain. Well, I had to pee this morning. I hobble to the bathroom, and STUPID me KICKS the crutch! MERRY CHRISTMAS ME!

LMAO!! This new year is looking like a doozie all right. I'm not EVEN gonna ask the dreaded question... “What's next....”

Hope you get feeling better :fpompoms


You may be my long lost twin. I broke the same bone in my hand 3 times in the past two years. Once by punching a pole, once in an accident with a case of beans, and once by hitting myself in the head. Good to know I'm not alone.

Not even going to ask how you broke your hand hitting your own head...

soilsigh aingeal
December 27th, 2004, 12:29 PM
Gosh, stay off of your feet as much as you possibly can and get better. I kick so much stuff on a weekly basis, I'm surprized I've never broken my toes! :hugz: feel better soon

6th Angel
December 27th, 2004, 03:35 PM
Man :foh: ! I broke my first bone this 24th! I hope I`m not a long lost twin of yours... :geez: It was bad enough one time for me!

Carickah
December 27th, 2004, 04:01 PM
You may be my long lost twin. I broke the same bone in my hand 3 times in the past two years. Once by punching a pole, once in an accident with a case of beans, and once by hitting myself in the head. Good to know I'm not alone.
Hmmm, perhaps a little too much :drinking: .... I guess I can understand why you broke your hand on your head... some of us have harder heads than others ....:nyah: Still, ouch. Semi, that took guts to admit. Kudos to you and I hope you haven't had any other breaking news since.



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