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Djiril
January 30th, 2005, 03:23 AM
If only I had had transportation! (http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4104&n=2) :(


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WASHINGTON, DC—The counter-inauguration protests held in Washington Wednesday were one person short of success, analysts reported Thursday.
Above: Some of the 24,999 protesters who showed up to turn their backs on Bush.
"It's a pity that so many people who support our cause didn't make it out," said Jet Heiko, who organized the protest through his website TurnYourBackOnBush.org. "If one more person had come through for us, Bush would have had a moment of clarity and changed his entire approach to governing America."

Marchosias
January 30th, 2005, 05:25 AM
"If one more person had come through for us, Bush would have had a moment of clarity and changed his entire approach to governing America."

Somehow, I doubt that...

Lolith
January 30th, 2005, 05:43 AM
Please tell me that you do realize the Onion is just a joke newspaper.

Marchosias
January 30th, 2005, 05:48 AM
I would have if I had clicked the link.

Makes sense, though. That a living, breathing person would utter a statement such as that was hard to swallow.

Thanks for pointing that out.

Lolith
January 30th, 2005, 05:49 AM
I would have if I had clicked the link.

Makes sense, though. That a living, breathing person would utter a statement such as that was hard to swallow.

Thanks for pointing that out.

Whoops, that wasn't directed at you.

Djiril
January 30th, 2005, 03:18 PM
Yes, I do realize it as well. :)

Morning Star
January 30th, 2005, 08:04 PM
If only I had had transportation! (http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4104&n=2) :(

The Onion is joke....they make fun of the news. lol

Djiril
January 30th, 2005, 08:44 PM
The Onion is joke....they make fun of the news. lol
Shhhh. :shhhh: I want to see how many people I can get to take it seriously. :D

iaphoenix
January 30th, 2005, 11:20 PM
Our newsroom waits on the new edition every Wednesday. The guys who put out The Onion are genius.

Lolith
January 31st, 2005, 12:48 AM
Shhhh. :shhhh: I want to see how many people I can get to take it seriously. :D

:shhhh: :uhhuhuh: :lol: