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yemayasdaughter
September 30th, 2001, 10:15 AM
A letter from a 3rd grade teacher sent home to pagan parents:
-- by Ld Obyron Irondrake, 8/18/99



Dear Mr. and Mrs. Thomas,

I write this letter in concern of your daughter, Aradia Moon. Please
don't take this the wrong way, however, although she is a straight A student and a very bright child, she has some strange habits that I feel we should address.

Every morning before class, she insists on walking around the
classroom with her pencil held in the air. She says she is "drawing
down the moon." I told her that her Art Class is in an hour and to
please refrain from doing any drawing until then.

And speaking of Art Class, whenever she draws a night sky, she
insists on drawling little circles around all the stars and people
dancing on the ground. And that brings up dancing, I had to stop her twice for taking off her clothes during a game of Ring Around the Rosey! By the way, what does the term "skyclad" mean?

Aradia has no problem with making friends. I always find her sitting outside during recess with her friends sitting around her in a circle. She likes to share her juice and cookies. It is nice how she
wants no one to ever thirst or hunger. However, when I walked over to see what they were doing, she jumped up and told me to stop, pulled out a little plastic knife and started waving it in front of me. I thought this was a bit dangerous, so I took her to the
Principal's Office. She explained to the Principal that she was
"opening the Circle" to let me in. She also said that her Mommy and Daddy always told her not to play or run with an "athame" in her hand, that she could put someone's eye out. I don't know what an "athame" is, but I am glad that she keeps it at home.

As for stories, your daughter tends to make up some whoppers. Just yesterday while I was talking sternly to Tommy Johnson and shaking my finger at him, he started screaming and ran from the room. When I finally caught him, he told me that Aradia told him and the rest of the class that the last time I
shook my finger at someone, they caught the chicken pox. I
explained to him that the Sally Jones incident was just a
coincidence, and that things like that don't really happen.

One of the strangest things that happened was when I asked the
children to bring in Halloween decorations for the classroom. Aradia brought in salt, incense and her family album. I see she has quite a sense of humor.

One of Aradia's worst habits is that she is very argumentative. We
were discussing what the Golden Rule was (Do Unto others as you would have them Do Unto You), she firmly disagreed with me and stated it was "Do As you will, but Harm None" and she will not stop saying "So Mote It Be" after she reads aloud in class. I try correct her on these matters and she got very angry. She pointed her finger at me and mumbled something under her breath.

In closing, Mr. and Mrs. Thomas, I would like to set up a
parent/teacher conference with you sometime next week to discuss these matters. I would like to see you sooner, but I have developed an irritating rash that I am quite worried about.

With Deep Concerns,
Mrs. Livingston

P.S. Blessed Be. I understand that this is a greeting or closing
from your country that your daughter informs me is polite and correct.
:D :D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

yemayasdaughter
September 30th, 2001, 10:20 AM
THIS ONE IS REALLY HILARIOUS!! If anyone has anymore Pagan Jokes and funny stories, please feel free to add:

20 WAYS TO NOT GET INVITED BACK TO A CIRCLE

1. Take the ritual sword from the alter and make sounds like Darth
Vader..."Luke, I am your father!"...and start making light saber noises.

2. Start skat-singing when chanting.

3. Take the ritual athame from the alter and start cleaning your nails with it.


4. When taking a sip of the ritual wine, act like a wine snob and comment on it.

5. When doing the spiral dance, make a conga line.

6. Call down the Goddess with "Get your ass down here, Big Momma!".

7. Call down the God with "Our father,who art in heaven..."

8. When chanting the names of the Goddess, randomly include Pokemon names.

9. When being smudged, complain about second-hand smoke.

10. In a drumming circle, laugh insanely and start drumming the beat to "Wipe Out".

11. When in a skyclad circle, randomly point and laugh.

12. When the ritual wine goblet is passed to you, chug it and ask for more.

13. Invoke Satan.

14. Take out a bible and start evangelizing.

15. Light up a cigar.

16. Bring a cute furry creature and offer it as a blood sacrifice.

17. Talk a lot about casting spells for revenge against people who have offended you.

18. At a handfasting say "Thank God! Maybe now i'll get some grandchildren!"

19. When in circle, answer your cell phone.

20. Respond to "So Mote it Be!" with "Amen!"

Socharis
September 30th, 2001, 10:44 AM
Originally posted by yemayasdaughter
A letter from a 3rd grade teacher sent home to pagan parents:
-- by Ld Obyron Irondrake, 8/18/99



Dear Mr. and Mrs. Thomas,

I write this letter in concern of your daughter, Aradia Moon. Please
don't take this the wrong way, however, although she is a straight A student and a very bright child, she has some strange habits that I feel we should address.

Every morning before class, she insists on walking around the
classroom with her pencil held in the air. She says she is "drawing
down the moon." I told her that her Art Class is in an hour and to
please refrain from doing any drawing until then.

And speaking of Art Class, whenever she draws a night sky, she
insists on drawling little circles around all the stars and people
dancing on the ground. And that brings up dancing, I had to stop her twice for taking off her clothes during a game of Ring Around the Rosey! By the way, what does the term "skyclad" mean?

Aradia has no problem with making friends. I always find her sitting outside during recess with her friends sitting around her in a circle. She likes to share her juice and cookies. It is nice how she
wants no one to ever thirst or hunger. However, when I walked over to see what they were doing, she jumped up and told me to stop, pulled out a little plastic knife and started waving it in front of me. I thought this was a bit dangerous, so I took her to the
Principal's Office. She explained to the Principal that she was
"opening the Circle" to let me in. She also said that her Mommy and Daddy always told her not to play or run with an "athame" in her hand, that she could put someone's eye out. I don't know what an "athame" is, but I am glad that she keeps it at home.

As for stories, your daughter tends to make up some whoppers. Just yesterday while I was talking sternly to Tommy Johnson and shaking my finger at him, he started screaming and ran from the room. When I finally caught him, he told me that Aradia told him and the rest of the class that the last time I
shook my finger at someone, they caught the chicken pox. I
explained to him that the Sally Jones incident was just a
coincidence, and that things like that don't really happen.

One of the strangest things that happened was when I asked the
children to bring in Halloween decorations for the classroom. Aradia brought in salt, incense and her family album. I see she has quite a sense of humor.

One of Aradia's worst habits is that she is very argumentative. We
were discussing what the Golden Rule was (Do Unto others as you would have them Do Unto You), she firmly disagreed with me and stated it was "Do As you will, but Harm None" and she will not stop saying "So Mote It Be" after she reads aloud in class. I try correct her on these matters and she got very angry. She pointed her finger at me and mumbled something under her breath.

In closing, Mr. and Mrs. Thomas, I would like to set up a
parent/teacher conference with you sometime next week to discuss these matters. I would like to see you sooner, but I have developed an irritating rash that I am quite worried about.

With Deep Concerns,
Mrs. Livingston

P.S. Blessed Be. I understand that this is a greeting or closing
from your country that your daughter informs me is polite and correct.
:D :D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

ROTFLMAO :lol: :wah: 8O

Socharis
September 30th, 2001, 10:48 AM
Originally posted by yemayasdaughter
THIS ONE IS REALLY HILARIOUS!! If anyone has anymore Pagan Jokes and funny stories, please feel free to add:

20 WAYS TO NOT GET INVITED BACK TO A CIRCLE

1. Take the ritual sword from the alter and make sounds like Darth
Vader..."Luke, I am your father!"...and start making light saber noises.

2. Start skat-singing when chanting.

3. Take the ritual athame from the alter and start cleaning your nails with it.


4. When taking a sip of the ritual wine, act like a wine snob and comment on it.

5. When doing the spiral dance, make a conga line.

6. Call down the Goddess with "Get your ass down here, Big Momma!".

7. Call down the God with "Our father,who art in heaven..."

8. When chanting the names of the Goddess, randomly include Pokemon names.

9. When being smudged, complain about second-hand smoke.

10. In a drumming circle, laugh insanely and start drumming the beat to "Wipe Out".

11. When in a skyclad circle, randomly point and laugh.

12. When the ritual wine goblet is passed to you, chug it and ask for more.

13. Invoke Satan.

14. Take out a bible and start evangelizing.

15. Light up a cigar.

16. Bring a cute furry creature and offer it as a blood sacrifice.

17. Talk a lot about casting spells for revenge against people who have offended you.

18. At a handfasting say "Thank God! Maybe now i'll get some grandchildren!"

19. When in circle, answer your cell phone.

20. Respond to "So Mote it Be!" with "Amen!"

LOL 8O im laughing so hard i cant breath

yemayasdaughter
September 30th, 2001, 10:57 AM
This is my favourite one!!

6. Call down the Goddess with "Get your ass down here, Big Momma!".

ROTFLMAO!!! :D :D :D

Can you IMAGINE someone ACTUALLY doing that!! Whoo!! LOL

Socharis
September 30th, 2001, 11:05 AM
Originally posted by yemayasdaughter
This is my favourite one!!

6. Call down the Goddess with "Get your ass down here, Big Momma!".

ROTFLMAO!!! :D :D :D

Can you IMAGINE someone ACTUALLY doing that!! Whoo!! LOL

I like

Respond to "So Mote it Be!" with "Amen!"

Margie
September 30th, 2001, 02:12 PM
I think both of those are hillarious! Maybe they belong more in Just Silly but it doesn't matter to me! :)

Earth Walker
September 30th, 2001, 02:51 PM
LMAO! 8O :crylaugh: :crylaugh: :thumbsup:

Sora
September 30th, 2001, 04:29 PM
Thank you so much for sharing :crylaugh: I found both the first and second joke to be hilariously funny, do you think I could perhaps print off copies of both to share the incoherent giggling? :lol:

flar7
September 30th, 2001, 07:50 PM
VERY FUNNY, Liked alot. If you havent checked out the coven rules in just silly I advise to do so. Also hilarious.

Sora
September 30th, 2001, 10:57 PM
Originally posted by flar7
VERY FUNNY, Liked alot. If you havent checked out the coven rules in just silly I advise to do so. Also hilarious.

Heh. You think so? Thankyee... but the teacher's letter is above all. I laughed so hard...

SimplyStrange
October 1st, 2001, 12:47 AM
:crylaugh: LOL That is too funny. I can't imagine anyone doing ANY of those things!!!


I just pray no one does... :D

yemayasdaughter
October 1st, 2001, 10:50 AM
Please feel free to print these jokes or send them in email... whatever! Since I got these from an email myself... I can claim ownership to them. I just wanted to share some laughter during this serious time our world is in :D

emraldshadowcat
October 1st, 2001, 11:49 AM
those were so cute!! I think that when ever i have a child, I will be recieving letters like that!!

Twilight
October 1st, 2001, 12:05 PM
:rotfl: the pokemon one is the best..

"isis, hecate, pichachu, charrizard, thee i do invoke!"

Llilith
October 1st, 2001, 12:28 PM
OMG, I am laughing so hard I am crying!!! Those were toooo funny!!!!!

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: