Come Ridicule Me

[Infinite Grey]

Something really stupid from my past.

When I was about 19 or 20 I totaled my car. I was taking a bunch of girls home after a party that I turned up late to... too late to, so I was stone cold sober. Anyway my ex was in the back having a drunken good time with two of her friends and a pretty little blonde girls was in the passenger seat next to me. Since this is a PG site I won't go into details but I will say she was distracting me in the nicest possible way. As a result I didn't see a red light and went straight through, (remember kids keep your eyes on the road!). This was at about 3am in the morning and because Murphy seems to stalk me a bloke who'd just gotten off work as a bus driver was coming through his GREEN light and if I hadn't have looked up at the last second and slammed on the accelerator he would have run into the side of my car. In the end he took out the back of my car sending us into a massive spin, but luckily I managed to gain control of the car before running into a cement pillar.



The funniest thing though is a week later I was catching a bus (I wonder why :whatmewor) and guess who the bus driver was?:toofless:

[merlo]

O.k. that was %$#*ing funny, at least you're came out of it one piece!

[Bryony]

*snicker*

[Jendell]

toooooo long to me to read....so I jsut wasnted to tell you this. LOL! jk

[Iris]

Close shave! Must have been scary...

Oh, and you know how you're an attention whore? Well I just went and looked at your pics, and you're hot. :D

[Boogins]

*Snork*

[Daeron]

1) Glad all of you were safe and sound after that!

2) Yes... that Murphy guy certainly seems to have it out for you

3) LMAO!

4) That poor girl...

[semi]

Ha-ha, Infinite Gray, you're so....um....gray and....and infinite.

Sorry, I'm not good at ridiculing. But I agree, while the distraction is certainly understandable, it was pretty stupid. Lets just hope it's the stupidest thing you ever do. Probably won't be, because like me, you're a guy and certain....lets say stimuli...cause us to do profoundly stupid things. But we can hope. I wish you luck.

[Flaire-FireStar]

Geenass. :p

[Stormbeard]

The funniest thing though is a week later I was catching a bus (I wonder why :whatmewor) and guess who the bus driver was?:toofless:

I hope you got laid for being reckless and wild at the end of that night.

[FaerieLuma]

LOL... It's a small world after all!:veryweird
I'm glad you're ok after that experience!

[Infinite Grey]

Yeah everything was cool, no injuries. My ex spent a good hour yelling at me (hence why she was my ex), the blonde girl spent that same hour mothering me... a strange contrast :2G: I ended up calling them a taxi and then I walked home. :wah: I loved that car

[Verthandi]

*snicker* I'm glad you were all unharmed.

[Allegra2]

:rubhead: There there, now that really wasn't too brite was it.. j/k.

Well I'm glad you made it out in one peice at least.

Allx

[morrigan]

*insert nelson laugh* HA HA lol.. i would have loved to have seen the bus drivers face when he saw you getting on his bus.. I'm glad no one was hurt... just think now you have something to tell your grandkids about...

[SilentDreams]

LOL

The nicest way always seems to have the worst results :nyah:

[Æon Flux]

Yeah everything was cool, no injuries. My ex spent a good hour yelling at me (hence why she was my ex), the blonde girl spent that same hour mothering me... a strange contrast :2G: I ended up calling them a taxi and then I walked home. :wah: I loved that car

:hehehe: serves you just right. i'd probably just have laughed my ass off at you. Besides... unless the car was a Buick Skylark cab from -73 it was probably not taht big of a deal anyway.
Seriosuly... :crylaugh: did your brain melt compleately? :heybaby: And they say women are bad drivers... ;)

[BabblingImp]

Seriosuly... :crylaugh: did your brain melt compleately? :heybaby: And they say women are bad drivers... ;)
Obvisouly it did melt! Men can be soo perdicable! And givin the chance they'll think in-between their legs! I have to say I know a young man who could give you a run for your money with stupid actions! :rollingla

[Infinite Grey]

Oh ha ha ha :sadman:

:crylaugh: actually it was a 1985 Toyota Sprinter, ironically that's what I drive now :fpoke: What can I say, I love that car _twohorns_

Like I said, I can't go into details... but a woman would be just as distracted if our positions were reversed :P

[Æon Flux]

Yeah yeah... I doubt a woman would let herself be distracted in that way... although that would be pretty interesting. *pictures the situation* Oh wellllps.... :P

As I said... if it isn't a 1973 skylark, it's not biggie! ;)

[Infinite Grey]

You'd be surprised... I can be very convincing when I want to be ;) errrr I mean ummmmm errrr look over there! :imout:

[Bethra]

lol Iggy you fool :D Never let yourself get that distracted when driving again :D

[Infinite Grey]

lol Iggy you fool :D Never let yourself get that distracted when driving again :D
yes miss Bethra :spinner:

[Æon Flux]

You'd be surprised... I can be very convincing when I want to be ;) errrr I mean ummmmm errrr look over there! :imout:

I bet you can... :rollingla Yeah... uhm... since I have nothing of valeu to say i'm gonna shut my mouth now... or something... Oh my world... :veryweird

[Infinite Grey]

:alol: what are you talking about?


come ridicule me!!!!! I’m a glutton for punishment!

:abbed:

[Ben Trismegistus]

Hmmm... thinking of a clean way to put this.

You're very lucky that your ex didn't have the instinct to, um, bite down in a moment of fear and surprise.

It's been known to happen, seriously.

[Faeawyn]

Hmmm... thinking of a clean way to put this.

You're very lucky that your ex didn't have the instinct to, um, bite down in a moment of fear and surprise.

It's been known to happen, seriously.
It wasn't his ex....his ex was in the backseat with 2 other girls. The girl in the front seat was some cute little blonde. :lol:
Iggy...you dork! :lol:
But seriously....what straight male could drive under all those conditions.,..geesh

[Æon Flux]

:alol: what are you talking about?


I dunno, I just find this all waaaay too amusing. :fpoke: I'm not good at ridiculing people... _pounce_

[LadyTrinity]

Did he pound you?? :alol:

[Infinite Grey]

Did he pound you?? :alol:
No he didn't, he was really nice about the whole thing...


Hmmm... thinking of a clean way to put this.

You're very lucky that your ex didn't have the instinct to, um, bite down in a moment of fear and surprise.

It's been known to happen, seriously.
You know... until you mentioned that, I had never thought of it... now I'm clutching myself in imaginary pain... thak ye :hehehe:

[chevydevil]

*hands Infinite Grey some imaginary ice*

[charmedkisses1]

I will say she was distracting me in the nicest possible way.
at least you had a good reason :lol:

[Ichabod J. Crane]

i was going to post but i cant think of anything now so heres a space consumer for you

[Darakash]

Hmmm... thinking of a clean way to put this.

You're very lucky that your ex didn't have the instinct to, um, bite down in a moment of fear and surprise.

It's been known to happen, seriously.

You know that was all I could think of when I first read this post....the world according to Garp, eeeeeek! you are lucky indeed!