R U A Sexy House Wife??

[LadyTrinity]

A cute poll because Im bored :woot:

[Earthy]

Am i sexy???? :hehehehe: :rotfl: :crylaugh: :lol: :veryweird

[Jenne]

LOL I voted yes, b/c I'm a bit lame. My dh finds me sexy, so that's enough, lol!

[LadyTrinity]

Were all sexy baby! :woot:

[Tzhebee]

Wait...where's the "I'm S-E-X-Y, but not a housewife (even though I'm a girl)" option? :lol:

I am far from being anything stereotypically woman. I can't sew, cook, clean, have no patience with kids, etc. etc. I lost a button on my pants and had to have my 8 year old sew it on (with a borrowed thread and needle)!!! :lol:

Wow....I would have never made it living in the 50's. :p

[Tzhebee]

Am i sexy???? :hehehehe: :rotfl: :crylaugh: :lol: :veryweird
Oh yeah baby! :heybaby: :hehehehe:

[Earthy]

Your 8 year old sews on the buttons?? You lucky thing...my daughter is worse at sewing than i am :lol:

[SilentDreams]

*is not a housewife nor sexy*

[Tzhebee]

Your 8 year old sews on the buttons?? You lucky thing...my daughter is worse at sewing than i am :lol:
Shadup! And my 8 year old also cooks and has a sligh OCD about cleaning....

Honestly, I come home the other night and she's broiling chicken (with dad's help) and I turn to dad and say "what is she doing?" And his sarcastic respsonse was "Well SOMEONE else in the house needs to know how to cook!" :dis:

Whatever.... I still make more money than you! :p (yeah, *that* is my whitty comeback)

And SL! You are dead sexy!!!! :smooch:

[Earthy]

That's your witty comeback to an 8 year old?! :lol:
Boy, my daughter is 14 and can't cook. You wanna swap daughters for awhile??

[Tzhebee]

That's your witty comeback to an 8 year old?! :lol:
Boy, my daughter is 14 and can't cook. You wanna swap daughters for awhile??
Are you kidding?!?!?!? Then *nothing* would get done around my house! :lol:

Sorry, Trin! Didn't mean to hyjack your thread....now back to your regularly scheduled craziness. :awilly: _wedgie_ :awilly: :boing: :awilly:

[Illuminatus]

I v0ted No: I R Not a S3xxi3 HOuseWief!!!!!111oneoneeveleventyone

[Catiana]

not even close to being sexy and not really a housewife either, am a single parent with a full-time job.

[LadyTrinity]

Im not married my self but I do everything a wife normally does lol.. cook vacume do laundry, make lunches, clean toilets and bath tubs.. make the bed.. take care of the kid..wash dishes.. dust.. keep the car clean.. ugh thats a maid isnt it? ROFL.. that okay.. Maid/Wife... cant tell much diff now adays hehehe :lol: But I labeled my self sexy house wife hehe. I do all that stuff and still manage to keep up my appearance.. I dress sexy and make sure I always wear a sexy belt with my pants.. and do my hair and make up and stay shaven <---- ROFL.. so Yes I guess I am a sexy house wife :hehehe:

[Flaire-FireStar]

1. Single.
2. I don't do sexy.

[Raven Reed]

Frumpy here, thanks.

[Bainidhe Dub]

*laughs* Since I'm feeling way better tonight than yesterday..

Hell yeah, I'm dead sexy. Not a wife, never will be again.. but I'm enjoying the single life pretty much :D

Oh yeah.. I don't do any of those "housewife" things. You do NOT want Bainy cooking in the house. I do my laundry though.. and I can sew.. but that's more of one of those things I picked up because I was doing a quilt for an art class.

[Ninjakitten]

I voted "far from it", though my present fiancee would beg to differ (despite the stretch marks, and I've never been pregnant), and I have my first boyfriend back home trying to hit up on me and telling me he's been thinking about me, and they both aren't average or ugly by any means. I know that should tell me something, but a low self-esteem doesn't do wonders for me hearing that something.

[Spera]

*is also not a housewife or sexy*

[Romani Vixen]

I'm only 1/2 house wife, but I'm all Vixen!!! :D

[Élistariel]

I thought it was illegal to marry houses :spinner:

[morrigan]

as best as a mom with an 8 week old can be.. i dont get much time to do things like make-up and all lol

[~*Ginger*~]

No house.
No wife.

I am very good at housewifey things, but even better at sexy!

Hell yeah!
I'm always sexy!

'Sexy' is my middle name!
_travolta_

[Mistress_Ravenshadow]

does cheap and trashy count lol.. I'd have to vote yes to this one WEG

[SilverClaw]

Me? i am working on regaining my sexy status :D

[CleftOfLight]

(in homer Simpson voice) mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Sexy house wives aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...lol

[pawnman]

I'm a husband. Not really a sexy one, either...although I'll be more sexy once the USAF whips my muscles into taut, bulging goodness. :cool:

[BrigidMoon]

I put nope I'm not. Now, Nick will say differently but I come home and get out of work clothes and into sweats for the most part. He somehow, finds that sexy. I didn't say we weren't weird :P

[DixieWitch]

I'm a sexy housewife only when I've made myself up...no make-up = no sexy housewife
no make-up = OMG what is that hosuewife!!!!

[Lewen]

I'd like to think that I'm the sexy single mama of my own domain. :D

[PoisonIvy]

Definately far from it! 8O

[wiccanadri]

hiya hot sexy mamas!! :sunny: ... i agree with some of you .. i think we're all sexy in our own ways .... and i'm not married to my hunnie _inlove_ .. but its like if we were :hearthear .... so yeah.. i'd say i am a sexy housewife .. or at least i try :bigredblu .. gotta keep our men from looking elsewhere, right?! :smile: :wave:

[Hærfest Leah]

Although sometimes I don't feel it, I am a sexy house wife. I feel I've always been a sexy everything and never had a problem making heads turn. So no you'll never catch me in mommy pants, I'll be the sexy mom too. (as soon as I get rid of this preggo weight thats being very stubborn this time and back to my skinny self) I don't do anything on purpose to be sexy, its just my normal look, my husband is always trying to jump me.

[WokeUpDead]

Are any of the sexy housewives also desperate?

[6th Angel]

I can´t vote here ´cause I´m a HOT WORKING WOMAN. :heybaby: I´m not "officially" married and I barely have time to clean the house or be at home. :D And besides I own a Brake Shop, so I can´t be dressed all Va va vooom........But, I´m definitely HOT ;) , never miss a day at the gym. :tongueout

[The High Queen of Faerie]

im not a housewife :p but i own the world.

[Rudas Starblaze]

*looks up to the poll* wheres the one for "i'm a sexy beast"? i would have so voted for that one! :nyah:

[Shatril]

:rollingla I didn't even vote, there was not category for sexy Grandma. :rollingla

[LadyTrinity]

:nyah:

[Valkie]

why.... yes... yes I am!:D

sexy is a state of mind... nothing to do with clothes. I suppose that it helps that I look a hell of a lot younger than I am, as Sagewoodwitch so kindly reminded me :lol:
~~mumbles "twenty years old... for christ sakes"~~~