the kewl quotes thread

[Sequoia]

hey there!! ^_^ do you have any quotes you really like? Post 'em here! I love to collect quotes. Funny, witty, true, sarcastic, wise, anything, I love 'em.

I'll start.

"If wisdom's ways you wisely seek,
five things observe with care;
to whom you speak
of whom you speak
and how, and when, and where."
~Caroline Ingalls

[loopy]

"Shut up, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!" ~ The Simpsons

[Sequoia]

LMAO!! ^_^ I love that one!

[jasmine]

i like:
"i wanna wreck my town and live up in the trees" (dumdums song line) and "only love kills the demon" (woody harrolson natural born killers) because everyone thinks the best way to get back at those that dont like them is to return that dislike but only loving them will bring about change.

[Avena]

Love this thread already :D


"You gotta dance like nobody's watching,
dream like you will live forever,
live like you are going to die tomorrow
and love like it's never going to hurt"
~ Meme Grifsters~


Here's a good link for funny quotes:

http://www.comedy-zone.net/guide/quotes.htm

[mol]

"64k of ram is more than anyone will ever need."

-Bill Gates (1984)

[Danustouch]

MOL-----------------


GEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just kidding!:p :p :p :p

[Raevy]

People are like stained-glass windows.
They sparkle and shine when the sun is out,
but when the darkness sets in,
their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within.

~Elizabeth Kübler-Ross

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.

~Robert Frost

"I'm not Suffering From Insanity! I'm Enjoying Every Minute of It!"

Even from a dark night songs of beauty can be born.

~Maryanne Radmacher-Hershey

All books can be indecent though recent books are bolder,
For filth (I’m glad to say) is in the mind of the beholder.
When correctly viewed, everything is lewd. ~ Tom Lehrer (he's always quotable)

"What were you expecting? Prince Charming?" Shrek

"Sometimes people think that home is a place. It can be a person."

~ Gabrielle, "Back in the Bottle"

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly,
what is essential is invisible to the eye.

~ Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

The meaning of things lies not
in the things themselves,
but in our attitude towards them.

~ Antoine de Saint Exupery

When it is dark enough, you can see the stars.

~ Charles A. Beard

Slightly long.... actually those are my assorted e-mail signatures :D

[Ball-Bhreac Ròn]

'I am the only one of my friends that I have left'

'A friend is someone who you can speak your mind with'

Hehe, I don't know who they're by, al I know is that I got them out of 'A Little Book Of Friendship' lol while in THORTONS!!! :):):):) :mmm::mmm::mmm::):):):)

[Raevy]

"It is the ultimate in arrogance to think that one person can alter the course of history."
"History makes men, MacLeod; men don't make history."
"I'm in charge of finding myself and I make sure it never happens."
"It's not that simple. We are all both, good and evil, we have rage and compassion, we have love and hate - murder and forgiveness. Why don't you try forgiving yourself for once."

- Methos

Yes, I *know* it's just TV....

[Mythrel]

one of my favorite quotes is:

Buildings Burn and People Die, but True Friends go on forever...

It's from the movie The Crow I believe..

Mythrel

[Mythrel]

this is one of my favorite quotes ever!!! and I have know idea where if came from.... here goes

"Never initiate force against another. That should be the underlying principle of your life. But should someone do violence to you, retaliate without hesitation, without reservation, without quarter, until you are sure that he will never wish to harm -- or never be capable of harming -- you or yours again."

Mythrel

[Lavender]

I love this one!

"And suddenly they knew that the mystery of the hills, and the deep enchantment of evening, had found a voice and would speak with them." - Lord Dunsany "Blessing of Pan"

[Earth Walker]

If vegetarians eat only vegetables,
what does a humanitarian eat? :D

[Sequoia]

LMAO mystique!!

these are all so great!!! ^__^

and there are times I really need to remember this one "It's not that simple. We are all both, good and evil, we have rage and compassion, we have love and hate - murder and forgiveness. Why don't you try forgiving yourself for once."
Thanks raevy

[Swanspirit]

There are so many ...... I love the ones from antiquity..... they still sound fresh ......



We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Aesop
Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow.
Aesop, The Dog and the Shadow
People often grudge others what they cannot enjoy themselves.
Aesop, The Dog in the Manger
The universe is change; our life is what our thoughts make it.
Marcus Aurelius Antoninus, Meditations
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without
accepting it.
Aristotle
The gods too are fond of a joke.
Aristotle

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
Isaac Asimov

Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right.
Isaac Asimov

The only thing that's been a worse flop than the organization of non-violence has
been the organization of violence.
Joan Baez

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
Tallulah Bankhead

Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.
Tallulah Bankhead

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
Dave Barry

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the
increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
Dave Barry

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
Dave Barry

Always be ready to speak you mind and a base man will avoid you.
William Blake
We are an impossibility in an impossible universe.
Ray Bradbury
It is in vain to say human beings ought to be satisfied with tranquillity: they must
have action; and they will make it if they cannot find it.
Charlotte Bronte, Jane Eyre, 1847

Every great mistake has a halfway moment, a split second when it can be recalled
and perhaps remedied.
Pearl Buck

Inside myself is a place where I live all alone and that's where you renew your
springs that never dry up.
Pearl Buck

Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs
and cutting hair.
George Burns

Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by
definition, be disqualified from ever doing so.
Gore Vidal
Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say and not giving a damn.
Gore Vidal
Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there
is some evidence that they can't read them either.
Gore Vidal
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
Mae West

Too much of a good thing is wonderful.
Mae West

Adapt or perish, now as ever, is nature's inexorable imperative.
H. G. Wells

We must not allow the clock and the calendar to blind us to the fact that each
moment of life is a miracle and mystery.
H. G. Wells
Love and Light
Swannie

[Danustouch]

Someone sent me this list of good quotes today:)

Some interesting and thought provoking quotes:

"Excellence is a habit. You are what you repeatedly do" -Shaquille O' Neil

"Education is not about reading great books for a few years…It is about
spending a few years a few years of preparation for a lifetime of great
books" Clarence Page

"I learned that we can withstand a lot of pain and loss and not just survive
it but rise above it. No manner how sad you are today, happiness and
laughter and even joy are distinct possibilities for tomorrow, or if not
tomorrow, the day after that"-Linda Richman

"I stopped whining about not having enough time when I realized that we all
have 24 hours a day"-Wanda Rosseland

"Life is an accomplishment. Each moment has a meaning AND YOU MUST USE IT.
Life is given to you like a flat piece of land and everything has to be done.
I hope that when I'm finished, my piece of land will be a beautiful garden"
- Jeanne Moreau

"Embrace change even if you want to run from it" - Ralph Shrader

"The things that are most meaningful in our lives often require real effort
to meet others halfway. Business partnerships. Friendships. Marriages.
It's the same with our democracy" - Richard Gebhart

"The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other
ages you've been" Madeleine L'Engle

"I love prayers. I love the idea that without any kind of intermediary, a
priest or a pastor or anyone, five times a day I make the affirmation that I
am about to enter into the presence of God and offer my prayers." Gwendolyn
Zorah Simmons

"I've never worked a day in my life. Don't get me wrong. I work at track.
If you love what you do, it's not work." - Marion Jones

[witchywench]

OMG we've gone purple!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fantastic!

'Life is a sexually transmitted disease'

'May the skin on you backside never cover a banjo'

Scary Huh???????????/

[bansidhe]

dont drink and drive - you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

these days you can go to a petrol station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. Do they think toilet paper is worth more than money?!

*flips thru diary*

when someone is on the right path, the universe conspires to help them achieve their ends.

life gives us lessons, but not black and white ones. it is up to us to extract the learning from them.

nature is the great teacher, and thebest of moral instructers but inept guides by comparison.

life should be fragrant, rooftop to the basement. (i know that was U2)

a good friend is like a four leaf clover - hard to find and lucky to have.

when you dont want to move forward, and you don't want to look back, you can always look beside you and your best friend will be there. (thanx anita)

every man dies, but not every man really lives. (that was braveheart)

its harder to put your foot in your mouth when you have a pen in your hand.

do not crucifty mankind on a cross of gold.

free speech is life itself. (salman rushdie)

sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. can he then be trusted with the government of others? (might have been krushkov?)

a heart is like glass, so take care, cos once its broken, its hard to repair.

growing old is inevitable. growing up is optional. (that mighta been me. im not sure)

my karma ran over your dogma!

i wanna die in my sleep like my grandpa. not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.

that lot ll give yas something to chew on til i find last years skool diary and look thru my emails!
oh, and to fulfill my duty as a dedicant bandroi.....
Three things from which never to be removed from:
Your oath, your Gods and the Truth.

Three candles that illuminate every darkness:
Truth, Knowledge and Nature.

The three highest aspirations for a human:
Truth, Honour, Duty.

There yas go!!!
take care and brightest blessings, bans. :bubbles:

[StormCloud]

Some quotes from my Successories pics I've got hanging on the wall in my office:

RISK (pic of a beautiful saling ship): A ship in the harbor is safe...but that's not what ships were made for.

INTEGRITY: Wisdom is knowing what path to take next; integrity is taking it.

BELIEVE & SUCCEED: Courage does not always roar. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day sayng "I will try again tomorrow".

ESSENCE OF IMAGINATION (pic of iceberg): What we can easily see is only a small percentage of what is possible. Imagination is having the vision to see what is just below the surface; to picture that which is essential, but invisible to the eye.

INNOVATION: The best way to predict the future is to create it.

FOCUS: If you chase two rabbits, both will escape.

[Swanspirit]

"When the pupil is ready, the teacher will be found waiting," says an
eastern maxim. The masters do not have to hunt up recruits in special
-shire lodges, nor drill them through mystical non-commissioned
officers: time and space are no barriers between them and the aspirant;
where thought can pass they can come.


It should never be forgotten that Occultism is concerned with the inner man, who must be
strengthened and freed from the dominion of the physical body and its surroundings, which
must become his servants.
Hence the first and chief necessity of chelaship is a spirit of absolute unselfishness and
devotion to Truth; then follow self-knowledge and self-mastery. These are all-important; while
outward observance of fixed rules of life is a matter of secondary moment.

Work as those work who are ambitious. Respect life
as those do who desire it.
Be happy as those are who live for happiness.

Friends and foes! Criticism is the sole salvation from intellectual stagnation. It is the
beneficent goad which stimulates to life and action - hence to healthy changes - the heavy
ruminants called Routine and Prejudice, in private as in social life. Adverse opinions are
like conflicting winds which brush from the quiet surface of a lake the green scum that tends
to settle upon still waters. If every clear stream of independent thought, which runs through
the field of life outside the old grooves traced by Public Opinion, had to be arrested and to
come to a standstill, the results would prove very sad. The streams would no longer feed the
common pond called Society, and its waters would become still more stagnant than they are.
Result: it is the most orthodox "authorities" of the social pond who would be the first to get
sucked down still deeper into its ooze and slime.

The true philosopher, the student of the Esoteric
Wisdom, entirely loses sight of personalities,
dogmatic beliefs and special religions.

Our greatest trouble is to teach
pupils not to be befooled by
appearances.

Love and light
Swannie

[Starlight]

I like .....
"I don't regret the things I've done but those I did not do"

This is from Lucas ( a guy in my favourite movie) This is also one of my current quotes.
I also like...
"Smile it makes everyone wonder what you've been up to!" Something my grandfather used to say to me. I don't know where he got it from.

[Earth Walker]

Why is there so much of the month left at the end of the money?

I can't be overdrawn at the bank, I still have cheques left. :D

[evilslinkycat]

~ponders the quote thread and flips though usless saved emails~

A rose by any other name will still freeze in liquid nitrogen

The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.

Hmmm....

The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

He's not dead, He's electroencephalographically challenged.

:boing:

[bansidhe]

*bump*

it juss had to be done. bwahahah.

and :
he who asks a question is a fool for five minutes. he who doesnt ask is a fool forever.

i think its chinese.

take care and brightest blessings,
bans. :bubbles:

[story]

hah!!! here it is:



Gibreel saw a man behind his closed eyes: not Faiz, but another poet, well past his heyday, a decrepit sort of fellow.-Yes, that was his name: Baal. What was he doing here? What did he have to say for himself?-Because he was certainly trying to say something; his speech, thick and slurry, made understanding difficult……Any new idea Mahound, is asked two questions. The first is asked when it is weak: WHAT KIND OF IDEA ARE YOU? Are you the kind that compromises, does deals, accommodates itself to society, aims to find a niche, to survive; or are you the cussed, bloody minded, ramrod backed type of damnfool notion that would rather break than sway in the breeze?—The kind that will almost certainly, ninety nine times out of a hundred, be smashed to bits; but, the hundredth time, will change the world?
‘What’s the second question?’ Gibreel asked aloud.
Answer the first one first.


Rushdie in the Satanic Verses

always helps me to get out of bed in the morning.

[Radocs]

"Don't leave things in the fridge." That's from an episode of Cowboy Bebop.. "Toys in the Attic" I think. Funny funny funny. 8O

[Krystil_Mist]

STRESS:

The feeling you get when trying to surpress the urge to choke the living sh... out of some jackass who desperetly deserves it.

Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

Why do we need hot water heaters? If the water is hot why heat it?

[Kaylara]

"You deny me Freshmaker?" -- Happy Noodle Boy


"Heyyyy.... Wait a minute. You're the DEVIL aren't you?" -- Johnen Vasquez

"What's that Shmee? Nooo... Setting people on fire is wrong. Hee Hee. You're Silly, Shmee." --Squee

...More to come...

Kaylara

[zhowlingwolf]

Sla'inte maith,h-uile latha, na chi 'snach fhaic !
" You can have peace or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having them both at once ! -- Lazurus Long
BB !!! z-wolf

[bansidhe]

since we re going for the whole gaelic thing here...

actually, i cant remember it. doh. in english, it was 'Better a good run (retreat) than a bad stand (defence).

and this one is an irish one that my gran used to say when i lived with her :-

may those who love us love us.
and those that dont love us,
may god turn their hearts.
and if he doesnt turn their hearts,
may he turn their ankles,
so we ll know them by their limping.

and z-wolf...dear friend...do you mind if i steal yours for my signature? please, please, pretty please!!!

take care and brightest blessings,
bans. :bubbles:

[witchywench]

Originally posted by bansidhe

may those who love us love us.
and those that dont love us,
may god turn their hearts.
and if he doesnt turn their hearts,
may he turn their ankles,
so we ll know them by their limping.



Mwhahahah..............like that!:D

[Kaylara]

GIR: "I'm going to roll on the floor now! o/` Doodoodoodoodoo! o/`"

Ms. Bitters: "Zim! There's a pigeon on your head. You have headpigeons. Get to the nurse before they spread to the other children."

Zim: "More organs means more human. It *will* work."

School Nurse: "I've never seen such a healthy little child! And such plentiful organs!"

Dib: "...the wettening..."

GIR: "I'm running, I'm running, whoohoooo! I'm running! Wheehehehe! I'm naked!"

Clown on Bus: "Freeeaaak."

Zim: "Do not deny my veins!"

Zim: "What happened? How did you run out of fuel so quickly?"
GIR: "I emptied it out."
Zim: "You emptied it? Why!?"
GIR: "To make room for the tuna."

GIR: "Come on Pig, let's go to my room!"

Robot: "Welcome to life, Irkan child. Report for duty."
Zim: "I like you, cold unfeeling robot arm."

Gaz: "Dib drank the last soda. He will pay."

Zim: "Inferiour human organs. Heh. Ohhh, my squeedilyspooch!"

Teacher: "Is your dad feeling alright?"
Zim: "Yes, he's perfectly fine."
Dad Decoy's arm flies off and writhes on the floor a little bit.
Teacher: "AAAAAAAA!"
Zim: "Nothing to worry about, my dad lost his arm in the... the war."
Dad Decoy: "That was my squeezin' arm. They took my squeezin' arm! Why my squeezin' arm?! Aaaarrggaahhh!"

Gaz: "Don't bother me Dib. I'm in the zone."

Dib's Dad: "Don't bother me son! I'm making... toast!"

GIR: "I miss my cupcake."

Headline: "Hideous mooing cyborg boy found!"

Zim: "GIR! Quickly! Ride the pig!"

Zim: "Vile humans! I shall rule you all with an iron fist! You! Obey the fist!"

Dib: "He's stealing people's organs and replacing them with... STUFF."

Fast Food Server: "Spaaace meeeat."

Gaz: "I will destroy you."

Dib: "Do not show fear. This is me without fear... and a 62 pound hall pass."

Ms. Bitters: "As I was saying, the universe is just doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed...."

Nurse's Office Receptionist: "That's what happens to the kids who eat the cafeteria food. The lucky ones."

And here's another one from Happy Noodle Boy:
Dare you mock me, fried cyclops?!

Kaylara

[story]

"hello? I'd like a chicago dog, and a really good reason to go on living"
Zippy the Pinhead

[Swanspirit]

Inspirational Quotes


Ancient Chinese proverb

If we do not change our direction, we are likely to end up where we are headed.



The greatest force in the human body is the natural drive of the body to heal itself - but
that force is not independent of the belief system, which can translate expectations into
physiological change. Nothing is more wondrous about the fifteen billion neurons in the
human brain than their ability to convert thoughts, hopes, ideas, and attitudes into
chemical substances. Everything begins, therefore, with belief. What we believe is the
most powerful option of all.



The Symptoms of Inner Peace
Author Unknown

A tendency to think and act deliberately, rather than from fears based on past
experiences.
An unmistakable ability to enjoy each moment.
A loss of interest in judging others.
A loss of interest in judging self.
A loss of interest in conflict.
A loss of interest in interpreting the actions of others.
A loss of ability to worry.
Frequent, overwhelming episodes of appreciation.
Contented feelings of connectedness with others and nature.
Frequent attacks of smiling through the heart.
Increasing susceptibility to kindness offered, and the uncontrollable urge to reciprocate.
An increasing tendency to allow things to unfold, rather than resisting and manipulating.



Our Deepest Fear
By Marianne Williamson

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.
Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.
It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us.
We ask ourselves, "Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, and fabulous?"
Actually, who are you not to be?

You are a child of God.
Your playing small doesn't serve the world.
There's nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure
around you.

We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us.
It's not just in some of us;
it's in everyone.

And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do
the same.
As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.



Albert Einstein

It is the commonest of mistakes to consider that the limit of our power of perception is
also the limit of all there is to perceive.



C.W. Leadbeateri
A Human Being is a Part of the Whole

A human being is part of the whole called by us a universe - a part limited in time and
space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and his feelings, as something separate
from the rest, a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness.
This delusion is a kind of prison for us; it restricts us to our personal decisions and our
affections to a few persons nearest to us.

Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison by widening our circle of compassion
to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty.



The Rules For Being Human
An excerpt from A Return To Love by Marianne Williamson.

You Will Receive A Body
You may like it or hate it, but it will be yours for as long as you live. How you take care of it
or fail to take care of it can make an enormous difference in the quality of your life.

You Will Learn Lessons
You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called life. Each day you will be presented
with opportunities to learn what you need to know. The lessons presented are often
completely different from those you THINK you need.

There Are No Mistakes, Only Lessons
Growth is a process of trail, error and experimentation. You can learn as much from
failure as you can from success. Maybe more.

A Lesson Is Repeated Until It Is Learned
A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you
have learned it (as evidenced by a change in your attitude and ultimately your behavior,
then you can go on to the next lesson.

Learning Lessons Does Not End
There is no stage of life that does not contain some lessons. As long as you live there will
be something more to learn.

"There" Is No Better Than "Here"
When your "there" has become a "here", you will simply discover another "there" that will
again look better than your "here". Don't be fooled by believing that the unattainable is
better than what you have.

Others Are Merely Mirrors of You
You can not love or hate something about another person unless it reflects something you
love or hate about yourself. When tempted to criticize others, ask yourself why you feel so
strongly.



Louise Hay

"I have long believed: Everything I need to know is revealed to me. Everything I need
comes to me. All is well in my life. There is no new knowledge."



Deepak Chopra
Excerpt from Ageless Body, Timeless Mind

Intentions automatically seek their fulfillment if left alone.

Love and Light
Swannie

[NeoPhoenix]

My favorite Quote is from one od Segals movies (don't think I spelled his name right). It's kinda harsh but true at the same time. The quote goes:

"Assumption is the mother of all F@&# Ups."

[Sequoia]

hehe these are all so great!! I"m really enjoying this, thanks everyone!! ^__^

[AradiaSupernova]

Originally posted by Mythrel
one of my favorite quotes is:

Buildings Burn and People Die, but True Friends go on forever...

It's from the movie The Crow I believe..

Mythrel


Thats one of my favorite movies. The line is"

"When someone we love is stolen from us, the way to have them live on, is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but true love is forever."

Like I said. Its one of my favorite movies :)

Also, my favorite quote is "You've never known what life is until you've felt its red gush on your lips" From Interview With A Vampire.

[avelina]

Since I'm a Simpsons freak I could quote practically every episode, but heres the best quote.


"God has no place within school walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion.

Ahhh, where would we be without the Simpsons?

[Shadowolff]

If you love, love without reservation. If you fight, fight without fear.
--- Sheridan, on "Babylon Five".

"We are all star-stuff."
--- D'Lenn, also on B5

[PoetryInDespair]

If the Veggie Tales dudes eat vegatables is that considerd cannibalism(sp?)-Me during sunday school.

"There is poetry in despair"-AFI

[charmedkisses1]

"God has no place within school walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion.

Ahhh, where would we be without the Simpsons?

I love the Simpsons as much as the next person, but that quote is very un-witchy. Aren't we supposed to allow everyone to choose their own path without judgemnt? That's hypocrisy..... How would you feel if you couldn't talk about Wicca or even witchraft in school? I think all religions belong in school- but then again I try not to judge people.
P.S. For your information, there are many facts that support Christianity- just like there are many facts that support some sort of Darwinism (perhaps not as extreme as his theory was.)
:huddle:
Blessed be!
:floating:

[kewlhippiechick]

This is a good one...it's actually the title of a book my friend gave me.
"If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead yet?".
Gotta love it!

[Dextra]

"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way"
I say that all too well. :D

And one I told a friend not long ago when he told me about a strange dream he'd had:

"Dreams are a strange animal. Sometimes they're literal, sometimes they're symbolic. And sometimes you get the rabid monkey orgy." :hehehehe:

[Shadowolff]

Favorite quote:

If you fight evil with evil, it's always evil that wins.

[Melissa]

I didn't read all the quotes, so I don't know if these are repeats or not, but here are some quotes:

"When I liked him I loved him, him I loved him I let him, when I let him I lost him." A quote my former Pastor's wife told me.

"Character is what makes a person sexy" Gavin Rossdale the lead singer of Bush.

And darnet that's all I can think of right now. I'll have to get back to you. :lol:

[Sequoia]

I love the Simpsons as much as the next person, but that quote is very un-witchy. Aren't we supposed to allow everyone to choose their own path without judgemnt? That's hypocrisy..... How would you feel if you couldn't talk about Wicca or even witchraft in school? I think all religions belong in school- but then again I try not to judge people.
P.S. For your information, there are many facts that support Christianity- just like there are many facts that support some sort of Darwinism (perhaps not as extreme as his theory was.)
:huddle:
Blessed be!
:floating:

Oh, for heaven's sake honey. . . it was a quote, most likely meant as a joke. :geez: Don't take things so seriously. Nobody's bashing Christianity.

[SimDug70AD]

"Mission Accomplished" :sick: :hehehehe: :sick: :wtf:

[Galaxia]

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[Windigo]

I've got a list!

"...everything that passes unattempted is impossible."
--The Illearth War, Stephen R. Donaldson

"Whenever she returned to it Froniga found fresh delight in her home. When she got up on fine mornings she would find her window covered with frost flowers, with behind them the fires of the rising sun. She could not see the sun, she could only see the flame that seemed sparkling and crackling just behind her window, and she would stretch out her arms and laugh with joy. The fire on her hearth had never seemed to burn so merrily. The apple logs had blue and yellow flames, the cherry logs smelt like flowers and the burning fir cones were edged with the same color that had sparkled behind the frost flowers on her window. She would kneel before the hearth, warming her hands and singing, and Pen her white cat would weave round and round her purring and vibrating. But Pen was not so white as the snowflakes that fell outside her window, sometimes singly, like the feathers of a white swan that had passed overhead, sometimes in dense masses of falling light. Her room too was then so full of light that the flames on the hearth paled and did not come into their own again until dark came and she drew the curtains, and sat with her spinning wheel before the fire."
--The White Witch, Elizabeth Goudge

"Cast your eyes on the ocean,
Cast your soul to the sea;
When the dark night seems endless,
Please remember me."
--Loreena McKennitt, "Dante's Prayer"

"The world is so empty if one thinks only of mountains, rivers and cities; but to know someone here and there who thinks and feels with us, and though distant, is close to us in spirit - this makes the earth for us an inhabited garden."
--Goethe

"The heart cherishes secrets not worth the telling."
--Stephen R. Donaldson

And my FAVORITE!
"There is prejudism everywhere, except Canada. They don't make generalizations about people because they're too busy playing hockey, getting drunk or putting maple syrup on their ham."
Kelso talking to Fez on the series That 70's Show :lol:

[RedCelt]

All books can be indecent though recent books are bolder,
For filth (I’m glad to say) is in the mind of the beholder.
When correctly viewed, everything is lewd. ~ Tom Lehrer (he's always quotable)

".....I could tell you things about Peter Pan, and The Wizard of Oz, there's a dirty old man!!"

That one is one of my favorite Tom Lehrer songs!!:hehehehe:

"I thrill.....for any book like Fanny Hill
And I suppose I always will......if it is swill
And really fil.......thy"- Tom Lehrer

RedCelt

[Xentor]

"You aren't wise at times. You're always wise. It's just whether your choice phrase shows that wisdom or not." - BlueWolf.

[amberwolf]

Oh Im sorry but did my knife hurt your back??

If we can put one man on the moon why cant we put them all there

Its not the dead that will hurt you its the living

ORO!!!!!!!!!!

[Kaylara]

"Hey Peter Pan, looks like you shouldn't have had all of those beers!" ~Kassandra Raven

[PeleRising]

This is one that has become very important to me lately... :)

Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is that quiet voice at the end of the day saying, I will try again tomorrow~ unknown