I prove I am God

[cdbowman1]

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[skyler]

People have actually read that whooole thing? geez!

[~ Monk ~]

People have actually read that whooole thing?
I doubt it. ;)

[wolfos3d]

I read about a sentence and closed it...

[stephy-sama]

Wha...?

At least he's enjoying himself.

[SilentDreams]

Who knew God could bore me so much :reading: :T

[Mindflayer]

I prove I'm God.. pretty cool. (link) read and freak out.
Put the pipe DOWN, and back AWAY from the computer...

[Carickah]

I got to this line:

"Hey, get this, when they deemed me crazy because of all of this, they sent me away to a looney bin in Texas, it's called Vernon (V Earn On)... "


and I thought to my self, self, this means something.





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[BlueMoon13]

:eek: :abored: :lookaroun :foh: :eyebrow: :collapse:

[Xentor]

Good luck, God!

[Eijse]

The only thing I am convinced of, God, is that the price of LSD must be too low.

[Kyan's Daddy]

I prove I'm God.. pretty cool. (link) read and freak out.


And you joined here just for that?

Hey.
That's.
Great.

I skimmed it. Can I please have that 30 seconds of my life back? I could have been doing something far less excruciating, like masturbating with sandpaper, or listening to Cher's greatest hits.

I actually feel dumber now. Maybe you are God, because in 30 seconds, you caused my IQ to drop 15 points.

[Darakash]

Hmmm, the God of Pointless Prose? The God of Chronic Keyboard-Overuse? The God of Inane Rambling? Oh great God of making my eyeballs bleed, thank you for that morning laugh fest! :dancy:

[Infinite Grey]

:zzzzZZZ:






...yup I'm a believer... yup [/sarcasm]

[happyprincessfairy69]

I spent a good few minutes skimming through most of it. I'm not so much concerned about the amount of time I wasted on it, but more the amount of time wasted in writing it. But hey at least someone out there speaks more crap than I do :woah:

[Black RiverWolf]

UM yeah no wonder hes in the looney bin

[Lewen]

:wtf:

hmmm.

Must...get....more....diet coke.......that gave me a headache.

On a lighter note, um...god? Can I have a raise in my allowance?

[IvyWitch]

OMG that's like so amazing!

:o :rolleyes:

I think you need to go back to Vernon and get your money back.

[ajna]

okay, I thought it would be interesting because I'm into math and patterns and the likes, but I'm also an english major and this drives me crazy. Your mind just doesn't want to process that much at once...
:collapse:

If you really are god, can I have my 20 seconds back?

[Akhkharu Asgard]

Anyone can say anyone is anyone or prove anything they want, with the right words and new definitions. I mean, that is what Philosophy is all about.

Oh and God can just he's god, he doesn't need to say (or type) all that ridiculous gibberish.

[Carickah]

maybe he spoke and it wrote.... (Oh, c'mon, you guys remember that IBM commercial... "I speak and it writes" as the computer wrote across the screen)




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[fay]

i thought it was funny. i didnt read all of it, but the little i did read made me laugh.
its true that you can prove anything if you want to. my friend used lots of different mathematics to prove to me that 1=2 a couple of years ago, that was funny :D
blessed be

[bshore]

What the heck happened to this person's karma? I mean, I couldn't read much of that site either, but I wasn't tempted to give them bad karma for writing something I wasn't interested in. *shakes finger and issues motherly "shame on you" looks*

[Aidron]

The god of retardation maybe.

[raminda]

I expected God to have better writing skills than that. :/

[Karma Chameleon]

Lol, I just went down the the very bottom where it lets you vote and clicked "I don't believe"

This is what it said...

"Your vote has been counted. Too bad you don't believe. Just think, wouldn't your God burn up if he tried to create an actual sun? But with me, with a virtual sun it all comes together. Thanks for reading my entire writing however, and have a great day. You live forever so what the hell. Don't be brainwashed by Jesus... go back and vote for BELIEVE."

So then I went and clicked "I believe" just to see what it said...

"Your machine will bless you with extra Kharma points. Remember to show this site to your friends and post to message boards - the smaller the better, or even contact your local newspaper and give them the link. Have fun living forever. And remember, my machines reward you with cash and power. You know I'm the REAL TRUE GOD, because I don't ask for money. Also, didn't you know someday that I would speak to you. This has been a life changing event hopefully."

[raminda]

Hahah how strange.

[Sequoia]

"God" is appearantly now spelled, "l-i-v-e-s-i-n-m-o-m-s-b-a-s-e-m-e-n-t"... or possibly "l-a-m-e."

[trippingdaisy]

I thought the Master of The Universe was He-Man, not God.

[BrigidMoon]

I'm scanning my C drive in case that was a virus.

[Viseux]

I thought the Master of The Universe was He-Man, not God.

Thank you for pointing out that... I ...am still in charge!!!

Just joking, just joking.... _whistle_

Blessings,
Viseux

[Kaliel]

If you are god why would you have to prove it with words? Couldn't you do something much more miraculous like I don't know, appear to us all above the ocean surrounded by a bright aura of light?

[Jenne]

I think this has been on here before--different username, tho.


Le sigh.

[Jenne]

What the heck happened to this person's karma? I mean, I couldn't read much of that site either, but I wasn't tempted to give them bad karma for writing something I wasn't interested in. *shakes finger and issues motherly "shame on you" looks*
Er...I balanced it out...lol. I yinned the yang...:cutesanta

[merlo]

Uhm, new drug on the market?