Fightin

[Da Witch]

If you could fight anyone (living or dead) who would it be?


Ghandi

[Danustouch]

You'd fight Ghandi????? ummmmm...why?

[Danustouch]

BTW...i really do not understand the point of this thread. Most people I know don't really go LOOKING for people to fight...or desire to fight anyone. The only circumstance that I would consider fighting, is if someone were to harm me, or my family and then..my fighting would be defensive fighting. Anyway..that's just my .02.

[Wyrdsister]

Ghandi? You'd fight a nekkid starved man? :T *kidding!*

You know, I can't think of one person off the top of my head. I'm sure I'd fight someone if I really needed to (self defence, defence of another). *shrugs*

Wyrdsister

[Illuminatus]

I can't tell you.

It violates the community rules :(

I can tell you that it's one of you :) :) :)

I'd win

[Traz Heart]

Jesus (or who ever invented him)
Hitler
Vegeta (yeah I know he is a fictional character but so is Jesus)

Bruce Lee (because he is still the master and it would be a honor)

and last but not least

Bin laden


-Traz-

[Da Witch]

Originally posted by Illuminatus
I can't tell you.

It violates the community rules :(

I can tell you that it's one of you :) :) :)

I'd win


Hides just in case you're talkin bout lil ole harmless me

[Laiste]

Originally posted by Illuminatus
I can't tell you.

It violates the community rules :(

I can tell you that it's one of you :) :) :)

I'd win

:eek: :rotfl:

[Illuminatus]

Originally posted by Da Witch



Hides just in case you're talkin bout lil ole harmless me

Hee hee, no, not you. I can't fight girls, I feel all guilty and let them win (But I put up a token defense to encourage them)...

[Earth Walker]

Originally posted by Illuminatus
I can't tell you.

It violates the community rules :(

I can tell you that it's one of you :) :) :)

I'd win

:shaker: :rotfl:

[flar7]

the inventor of spray cheese in a can. (it goes against the natural order)

Anyone who is cruel to animals. (serious @ss whuppin')

And the executive that keeps cancelling my favorite shows on tv! :boing:

[Amora]

Hands down it'd have to be Bin Laden...

And this list will get larger when my daughter hits puberty...I'll fight any boy who dares to put the moves on my girl... Put um up!!! Oh, and I will win too! I'm gonna get a "Hell with the dog, Beware of Mom" sign!

[Mythrel]

Originally posted by Da Witch
If you could fight anyone (living or dead) who would it be?


Ghandi

you watch too much Fight Club...anyway, I would fight:

Arnold Swartzenager(spelling)
Jean Claude Van Damme
Sylvester Stallone

the 3 big tough guys of movies...

the obvious choice of bin laden

and of course, Illuminatus...hehe, just kidding

Mythrel

[Wyrdsister]

Originally posted by flar7
the inventor of spray cheese in a can. (it goes against the natural order)
Anyone who is cruel to animals. (serious @ss whuppin')
And the executive that keeps cancelling my favorite shows on tv! Oh, I SOOO hear you, flar7! And please add the person who invented SPAM - that, too, goes against the natural order! :D :D

Wyrdsister
:T

[Danustouch]

Traz...i'm curious as to why you would "Fight" Jesus? I don't understand that one...at all.

One wants to fight Ghandi, the other Jesus...i don't get it.

[Wyrdsister]

Well to be honest, there are a few people that I wouldn't mind fighting:

- my grandfather
- GDM, monster-rapist extraordinaire

Wyrdsister

[bansidhe]

i verbally fight anyone who puts me or my friends down unfairly. physically...id like to wipe the smile off gerry adams's face...id get my butt kicked, but it would be well worth it. making up lost time for half my family and friends...
take care and brightest blessings,
bans. :bubbles:

[talamh]

The one about any man who wants to "put the moves" on her daughter puzzles me. Doesn't your daughter get any say in this at all? What are you going to do... lock her in a cage? Hoe much unhap[piness and harm is caused by pforbidding young people the safe, sane and consensual exploration of sexuality?

Wouldn't it be better to insure she has the information she needs to keep herself safe... and the support and confidence of someone she trusts to help her learn to make good choices and avoid those who would exploit her youth, beauty and inexperience?

Sexuality is a divine gift... not a forbidden lollipop. bb talamh

[Da Witch]

Originally posted by Mythrel


you watch too much Fight Club...anyway, I would fight:


Mythrel

Was waiting to see if NE one would catch that.....;)........it's my favorite movie. But truely - I would fight my step-father and Jerry Fallwell(sp?)

[LadyWinter]

I would slap around Walt Disney for not giving Donald Duck pants, or Pluto clothes...(like that @&^%$& Goofy)

I would slap up Jim Henson until he told me what kind of animal Gonzo was and what that Dang Swedish Chef was saying..

I would then slap up the man who invented panty hose as well as the man who invented scales.

And my biggest slap of all is for the man or woman or whoever it was that said..thin is in. (#$%#^@@)

Slan Astar
LadyWinter
(Who thinks womyn of all sizes and shapes are hotties)

[Illuminatus]

Originally posted by talamh anEiac
The one about any man who wants to "put the moves" on her daughter puzzles me. Doesn't your daughter get any say in this at all? What are you going to do... lock her in a cage? Hoe much unhap[piness and harm is caused by pforbidding young people the safe, sane and consensual exploration of sexuality?


Maybe it's like Mr. Bojangles on Ally McBeal, he had to wrestle John to judge his character before he would approve of him going out with his daughter. Yes, I watch Ally McBeal, and IT DOESN'T MAKE ME ANY LESS OF A MAN, SO JUST SHUT UP.

- Ill

[Illuminatus]

Originally posted by LadyWinter
I would slap around Walt Disney for not giving Donald Duck pants, or Pluto clothes...(like that @&^%$& Goofy)

I would slap up Jim Henson until he told me what kind of animal Gonzo was and what that Dang Swedish Chef was saying..

I would then slap up the man who invented panty hose as well as the man who invented scales.

And my biggest slap of all is for the man or woman or whoever it was that said..thin is in. (#$%#^@@)


1) No pants = Comedy Gold!
2) Gonzo was a space alien, it was revealed in the last movie "Muppets In Space", and the Sweedish Chef was telling us how to cook in sweedish, duh.
3) Scales serve important purposes, and only a very tiny fraction of them go towards weighing humans
4) Thin is in. had to be said :) I'm sorry, it's your avatar, it's making me hate you! You should choose another, any other.

- Ill

[LadyWinter]

My avatar disturbs you? That is sad....However i am going to change it as soon as I find another that remotely resembles me. However until then I dont plan to lose any sleep over it.

I disagree about the Chef...I think it was some sort of Ancient Wisdom he was trying to impart.

I would also like to know...since you appear to have all the answers to lifes great mysteries.....why my avatar matters?

Slan Astar
LadyWinter

[Amora]

Originally posted by talamh anEiac
The one about any man who wants to "put the moves" on her daughter puzzles me. Doesn't your daughter get any say in this at all? What are you going to do... lock her in a cage? Hoe much unhap[piness and harm is caused by pforbidding young people the safe, sane and consensual exploration of sexuality?

Wouldn't it be better to insure she has the information she needs to keep herself safe... and the support and confidence of someone she trusts to help her learn to make good choices and avoid those who would exploit her youth, beauty and inexperience?

Sexuality is a divine gift... not a forbidden lollipop. bb talamh

I believe sexuality is a gift to be explored when you are older and more prepared...And any guy who wants to date my daughter will have to go through me first...that's just the way it is... I'm not saying she can't date anyone...but she can't date JUST ANYONE! And besides, that's a whole other topic...so I'll get off my soap box for now...

[Kaylara]

I'll kick your butt Illuminatus! :) But we can discuss that more on Saturday... Drunken wrestling= Comedy Gold!
(Kaylara Kicking Illuminatus' butt also = Comedy Gold)
Kaylara

[kittiepoetrygod]

My English Teacher.

My Science Teacher.

Bob Dole.

My brothers.

HHH.

I think thats about all.

[Wyrdsister]

Originally posted by Kaylara
(Kaylara Kicking Illuminatus' butt also = Comedy Gold)
Here, here!! :thumbsup: :D

Sorry Ill, but I'd pay a buck or two to see that! :nyah:

Wyrdsister

[Myst]

Originally posted by talamh anEiac
Sexuality is a divine gift... not a forbidden lollipop.

The mention of lollipop and sexuality in the same sentence made me laugh. I notice Amora used the terms "boy" and "girl", which would perhaps suggest then she was referring to children and not "consenting adults"? At any rate I think this thread was meant to be humorous, not a debate over parenting skills :D

I've tried to get in fights with people who harassed me before, all guys, and they all backed off. Doesn't anyone understand the importance of a good scuffle? No, seriously, I wouldn't fight anyone unless they attacked me or mine, then the kamas come out!!!