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xpsaiyan
May 21st, 2005, 11:08 PM
is there a spell to bend reality to someones will :abanana:
Eijse
May 21st, 2005, 11:11 PM
You need to cast a Beer spell: crack open 12 coldies and watch as reality bends to your will.
Karma Chameleon
May 21st, 2005, 11:26 PM
You need to cast a Beer spell: crack open 12 coldies and watch as reality bends to your will.
No you just need to smoke some of the herb Cannabis Sativa, and that would really bend your reality.
Geryongesis
May 21st, 2005, 11:31 PM
Not as effectively as the magic concoction known merely as lysergic acid dimethelide(sp?)
Even then reality isnt the one bending. Reality never really bends unless you have 1) a very large mass or 2) a pair of superconducting magnets rotating at near light speeds parallell to one another and a few microns apart.
CleftOfLight
May 22nd, 2005, 06:51 AM
of course you can bend reality to your will,but you will first have to understand physics to do it properly.Also you must think of what good and bad may come out of doing such a thing before you actually decide to bend reality to your will.
Rick
May 22nd, 2005, 11:59 AM
All spells bend reality to someone's will.
xpsaiyan
May 22nd, 2005, 12:09 PM
actually is there a way to bend reality without using magick
Bethra
May 22nd, 2005, 10:13 PM
First we need to ask "What is reality?" How do you know what reality is? Is it possible that reality is a matter of perspective? Is reality actualy different for each indervidual? Next you have to ask do I believe I can alter my version of reality? Can I change things that are purly my perspective? If reality is a matter of your own perspective, which there is a good possibility it may well be (cat in box theory, I will explain this if I am required to do so), then you don't ned magic to alter your own version of reality you just need a change of perspective. If reality is not perspective we will still view it from a personal perspective and there fore we don't need magic to alter reality we just ned to alter our own perspective. Eather way magic is not the quick fix you seam to be looking for. In both your threads the answer is simple you get what you deserve acroding to what you put into it.
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zos
May 22nd, 2005, 10:30 PM
actually is there a way to bend reality without using magick
Read stuff by Robert Anton Wilson he talks lots about bending your reality.
Bethra
May 22nd, 2005, 11:03 PM
Read stuff by Robert Anton Wilson he talks lots about bending your reality.
:veryweird yeh and he makes about as much sense as I do to the beginner :devil:
zos
May 23rd, 2005, 02:26 AM
:veryweird yeh and he makes about as much sense as I do to the beginner :devil:
Yah weil its like how people in the navy learn to swim by being thrown in the pool. Im a bad speller and im bad at grammar but i can understand him just fine. And their are sum authors that are so dumbed down they don't say anything at all.
orgtigger
May 23rd, 2005, 02:53 AM
Are you talking spiritual reality or physical reality.
Most people already bend they're spiritual reality (aura).
When someone enters MY space, they become subject to MY spiritual rules.
And the inverse applys as well, hence sometimes I refuse to enter someone else's space and wait for them to come to me.
Geryongesis
May 23rd, 2005, 07:47 AM
The most effective way to bend physical reality is to DO. Rather than praying for wisdom, become wise. Rather than casting for money, learn to be more personable and get a job. Spells as a whole are much less effective at changing the physical world than physical and mental sorceries are. It is called reality for a reason. IT is real.
xpsaiyan
May 23rd, 2005, 06:30 PM
this is the **** (Edited by Kaylara) site all you guys do ikill my dreams and hopes
Teresa
May 23rd, 2005, 06:42 PM
All spells bend reality to someone's will.
I believe Rick answered Your question.Perhaps if you tried being very specific as to what You are trying to find someone will be of more Help to You.(Saying this is the gayest site will make more people tend to be not so helpful.)If You are searching for someone to give you a spell good luck. The best spells are ones You write Yourself after much research and debate of the proper words to use.Specifics do matter. Good luck on the journey!
Darakash
May 23rd, 2005, 06:52 PM
this is the g - a-i-e-s-t site all you guys do ikill my dreams and hopes
HUH? RESPECT is the rule here....first of all, what the hell does g- a-i-e-s-t spelll? And, if it is supposed to mean gayest...well, we don't use "gay" as an insult here....we like our gay people, so that is one stupid insult....and second, just because we dont tell you that you are the next Harry Potter, and will be the worlds greatest Quiddich player, doesnt mean we are trying to kill you dreams...just trying to keep it well, real....
xpsaiyan
May 23rd, 2005, 07:46 PM
still m friends told me this is the place to go to find out what i need it but all i get is dumb answer or get insulted my self by the other people.
Darakash
May 23rd, 2005, 07:55 PM
still m friends told me this is the place to go to find out what i need it but all i get is dumb answer or get insulted my self by the other people.
Well, I think it would help if you elaborated on the question a bit...what sort of reality are you looking to bend....I mean, you cannot defy the laws of physics...but if you are trying to make your life better in some way, perhaps a more specific question would help you get more specific and satisfying answers.....just a thought
xpsaiyan
May 23rd, 2005, 08:06 PM
See if i am to bend reality i could make it so that its easier to conjure a genie
xpsaiyan
May 23rd, 2005, 08:09 PM
its possible i just want too know if some spell or someone had some magickal potion to give u that ability because it is also a psychic ability to
Eijse
May 23rd, 2005, 08:27 PM
If you're so hell-bent on this genie thing, do us all a favour and buy one on-line or get a magical potion on eBay. That's what we all do. It's certainly how I became a master sorceror myself. All internet genie-selling and potion sites are reputable, just pick one.
Soul Device
May 23rd, 2005, 08:37 PM
is there a spell to bend reality to someones will :abanana:
All spells are about is focusing will onto what you desire. None of them bend reality literally; they just create a conscious effect in your mind to concentrate on achieving it. Okay?
orgtigger
May 23rd, 2005, 08:58 PM
this is the g - a-i-e-s-t site all you guys do ikill my dreams and hopes
How old are you?
Gayest sounds horribly junior high or elementary school.
We don't go around disrespecting other user on this site(except maybe political pagan).
Magic genie indeed, do some reasearch, get to studing about it, or is that to much like HOMEWORK to you?
9-2-2
May 23rd, 2005, 09:01 PM
its possible i just want too know if some spell or someone had some magickal potion to give u that ability because it is also a psychic ability to
Holy sh**... dude, here's a REAL TIP: get a book that teaches you to be a psychic, to use energy, whatever. If you are so up-in-arms about bending reality and getting a damned djinn, learn conjuring. You've been warned about what djinn are like, go summon one, and have fun as it screws with your mind. The bs line where they "grant 3 wishes" is what a mage does when they control ANY creature. Just because you summon something doesn't mean you control it, jeez. Spend some bucks on a djinn, or spend some years LEARNING something useful, gods...
orgtigger
May 23rd, 2005, 09:11 PM
*Removed By Kaylara*
Oh yeah that's the one.
Darakash
May 23rd, 2005, 09:34 PM
*Edited By Kaylara*
quote edited to make it PG-13 ish.....
Um, I am thinkin' this one will get you banned....hey, maybe I'm PSYCHIC!..
Kaylara
May 23rd, 2005, 09:47 PM
*administrator mode*
The Offending User has been banned. Now back to your regularly scheduled discussion.
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9-2-2
May 23rd, 2005, 09:51 PM
I like cheese. Cheese is good, like my foot is good. :eek:
... SPOON!!! O_O
Geryongesis
May 24th, 2005, 09:13 AM
<3 kay. Definately.
(please dont hurt me)
xpsaiyan2
May 24th, 2005, 09:13 PM
*administrator mode*
The Offending User has been banned. Now back to your regularly scheduled discussion.
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Guess whos back from being banned them man can't keep me down and i still want to know
orgtigger
May 24th, 2005, 09:17 PM
Guess whos back from being banned them man can't keep me down and i still want to know
Don't worry kid, you'll get banned again soon enough
9-2-2
May 24th, 2005, 09:32 PM
Guess whos back from being banned them man can't keep me down and i still want to know
If you are somehow capable of reading, then go back through the thread and dig through the responses. Also, if you have an ounce of intellect, you'd dig through every metaphysical thread that struck your fancy. Good day.
Soul Device
May 24th, 2005, 10:40 PM
Guess whos back from being banned them man can't keep me down....
Shaft, is that you!? He's a baaaad motha' Shut yo' mouth! Why I'm jus' talkin' bout Shaft?
Sorry, but "guess who's back" and "the man can't keep me down" reminded me of Shaft somehow. lol.
Xentor
May 25th, 2005, 01:46 AM
Guess whos back from being banned them man can't keep me down and i still want to know
Guess what.
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